I met a boy.

[Dorothy Wood]

he says he wants to take me on a date everyday. he likes me. we're both half-spanish. he plays in a band that's on the radio. he owns his own dog-walking business. he's writing a kid's movie about cats. :o

and he's going away on tour tommorow. for like 3 months. of course.

[kaiser soze]

don't worry

you'll meet another boy next week (y)

[Freebasser]

^ That might possibly be the best off the cuff remark I've ever read on here :D

Good show (y)

[TurdBerglar]

you pedophile :mad:

[na§tee]

good show, sarks! (y)
me: happy 4 u.
dinnae worry about the 3 months thing; it's a drop in the ocean. hardly an epic time to be away. if he's a keeper he'll still want to take you out on muchos dates when he gets back. g'luck!
PICTUREZ!

[DroppinScience]

don't worry

you'll meet another boy next week (y)

You've read one Sarky/Dorothy post, you've read 'em all.

[Dorothy Wood]

but turd, he told me he was 18!

nastee, I sent yous a pm with some photos. of my butt.

kaiser, it's been almost a year since I've met any boys that I've hit it off with beyond just friendly banter.

freebasser, you're way too easily impressed.

droppin, FUCK YOU

[SobaViolence]

droppin' is a pretentious fuck.

keep on truckin' sarky...

[paul jones]

he says he wants to take me on a date everyday. he likes me. we're both half-spanish. he plays in a band that's on the radio. he owns his own dog-walking business. he's writing a kid's movie about cats. :o

and he's going away on tour tommorow. for like 3 months. of course.

that's a good idea to make some extra cash,walking dogs.
(y)

[tracky]

suprise, suprise, sarky met a boy in a band :rolleyes:

[Planetary]

yeah strange. doesnt sound like you

[Dorothy Wood]

suprise, suprise, sarky met a boy in a band :rolleyes:

hey! but this one says he's going to take me on dates! that's different! and he's sorta rich! come on!

last night at my art show thing, they had music played by bands that were formed for just that night by picking names out of a hat. when my friend the mc of the night was explaining it, he was like, "we took 30 people" and I thought, "shit, I know 28 of those people, wow". I'd say 90% of the people I know are in bands. musicians are friends with other musicians, so that's who I meet. ffft.


jeff tweedy and another guy from wilco were at the bar last night, everyone was all, "harrrrrr, juff tweeedy, i lovvves youuuuuu. omg". and then I puked on him.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

[TAL]

Best of luck in 3 months.

[Bitchamachacha]

You've read one Sarky/Dorothy post, you've read 'em all.


Personally, I love reading Dorthsark's stories. It's like watching Sex And The City, except the show has yet to end after the four years I've been keeping up with her, and it just get better as she ages.

I guess what I'm saying is........I'm old and my life is boring. But I can always live vicariously through the Dorthsark.

[little j]

dorthyy wood is sarky?
damn
:)
congrats on the boy meeting.
musicians are weird

[skra75]

dorthyy wood is sarky?

lol you couldn't tell from her posts? or the constant hippie references?

[Lo_Lyfe]

she has a dope sig

[skra75]

little j and I go way, way back. she's old school. 'embarrassing school', like me and a bunch of other nerds still on this board.

[DroppinScience]

Personally, I love reading Dorthsark's stories. It's like watching Sex And The City, except the show has yet to end after the four years I've been keeping up with her, and it just get better as she ages.

I guess what I'm saying is........I'm old and my life is boring. But I can always live vicariously through the Dorthsark.

Hey, it's lovely she met another boy in a band, but for her not to expect people to point out how often she posts about said subject is a tad silly.

[zorra_chiflada]

i like sarky's posts. she's just a girl having a good time and enjoying her youth. she can post it a million times, and i don't care. stop being haters.

[TurdBerglar]

Hey, it's lovely she met another boy in a band, but for her not to expect people to point out how often she posts about said subject is a tad silly.


yeah just like how people point out how much of a douchebag you are, right?

[beastieangel01]

boys in bands are trouble but usually are good kissers.

[Tzar]

it would different if i posted how i pashed this chick last week.. and then how i pashed some other chick this week though right?

[afronaut]

Hey, it's lovely she met another boy in a band, but for her not to expect people to point out how often she posts about said subject is a tad silly.
Even if all her posts are the same, they're still 10xs better than anything you've ever posted.

[Bob]

it would different if i posted how i pashed this chick last week.. and then how i pashed some other chick this week though right?

well it's not like she's fucking them all or anything

i don't think

unless i misjudged what "pashed" means

edit: indeed i did. nevermind then

[DroppinScience]

it would different if i posted how i pashed this chick last week.. and then how i pashed some other chick this week though right?

That depends, are you going to disclose all your weekly "pashings"?

[zorra_chiflada]

we like sarky. we don't like droppin. i think that's how it works.

[Bitchamachacha]

well it's not like she's fucking them all or anything

i don't think

unless i misjudged what "pashed" means

edit: indeed i did. nevermind then

I didn't get pashed (http://www.wordwebonline.com/en/PASH) this weekend. I didn't get laid either. It's okay though. I learned a new term tonight and used it in a sentence. Yippee!!

[Bitchamachacha]

we like sarky. we don't like droppin. i think that's how it works.


Hmmm..I don't know Droppin' well enough to not like him. Do I get his point? Yes. It's like the 19 billion people who have a Beastie-related usernames. Certain things drive some people a little batty. It's all good. I was just saying I liked Dorthsark's posts. To each their own.

[DroppinScience]

Hmmm..I don't know Droppin' well enough to not like him. Do I get his point? Yes. It's like the 19 billion people who have a Beastie-related usernames. Certain things drive some people a little batty. It's all good. I was just saying I liked Dorthsark's posts. To each their own.

Exactly. If you love reading the posts, read away. I'm not fond of them and I'm stating (for the very first time) my stance. That's really all it is.

So with that, we move on...

[Dorothy Wood]

you're just jealous that I kissed a boy that played at lollapalooza.

boo ya! I made out with a rock star, ho ho ho oh oh no! I am the winner!


and I don't disclose my weekly pashings....sheesh. I don't have them weekly anyway. I didn't even say anything about the last two boys I canoodled with.

wait, yeah, okay, the one before last I did. shhhh!

anyway, I kept my pants on this time. even though he wanted them off. he kept saying, "I'm a nice guy, come on", and I was like, "tell me about the cats again!" and then he was like, "gahhh! but I think you're super cute, I want you to not have pants on" and I said, "you're trying to charm the pants off me, literally!" and then we laughed...or at least I did. but I kept them on okay mom.


and he drove me home this morning and said, "I'm gonna kiss you now okay" and I was like, "tee hee". and then he said, "I like you" and I said, "k thnx bai"

[ET]

Lollapalooza?! Hmmm, I would assume that posting this band's name is something you're avoiding yes no?

[DroppinScience]

I'm looking at the lineup for this year's Lollapalooza... I'll take a wild guess:

Claudio Sanchez from Coheed and Cambria? :eek:

[Dorothy Wood]

Lollapalooza?! Hmmm, I would assume that posting this band's name is something you're avoiding yes no?

yeah, I'm not going to post the name. they're not famous really, I don't think. maybe they are. I dunno. the band has 13,000 myspace friends or something. is that famous? they have a pretty hefty local following and they just started getting radio play on the modern rock stations.

[Bob]

yeah, I'm not going to post the name. they're not famous really, I don't think. maybe they are. I dunno. the band has 13,000 myspace friends or something. is that famous? they have a pretty hefty local following and they just started getting radio play on the modern rock stations.

if they're bragging about the number of myspace friends that they have they can't be doing too well

not as well as my band anyway

[Dorothy Wood]

I'm looking at the lineup for this year's Lollapalooza... I'll take a wild guess:

Claudio Sanchez from Coheed and Cambria? :eek:


yup.

[ET]

yeah, I'm not going to post the name. they're not famous really, I don't think. maybe they are. I dunno. the band has 13,000 myspace friends or something. is that famous? they have a pretty hefty local following and they just started getting radio play on the modern rock stations.

Understandable. I would think having a few thousand myspace friends is an achievement. If most of them aren't myspace whores anyway. Hope he'll come back for the 'tang! Godspeed!

[Dorothy Wood]

if they're bragging about the number of myspace friends that they have they can't be doing too well

not as well as my band anyway

no, he wasn't bragging, I just looked at their profile.

[Dorothy Wood]

danke EETTTTT

[afronaut]

You suck. Answer my PM!

[Bob]

no, he wasn't bragging, I just looked at their profile.

well if he wasn't bragging about it then he's probably gay

[Dorothy Wood]

:( probably.

well, looks like we're gonna have to get married then. you and me. bob, you're you and I'm me.

p.s. don't tell afronaut.

[Bob]

wait back up...i'm me?

[na§tee]

i gotta say i'm sorta disappointed droppin' and his lovely peter sarsgaard-a-like face joined the sarky-hatin' crew, or at least the commenting-on-sarky-hatin'-posts-but-not-really-hatin'-her-i'm-just-expressing-the-frequency-of-her-subjects crew, but i'll forgive him. after i receive a box of turkish delights. spanks!

i can confirm that i have seen said pictures of hot boy and, yes, he is hot, but also looks suspiciously like heiress, as sarks pointed out herself. so, i think we can all deduce that sarky just wants to bone heiress. who doesn't? i know i do. me, heiress and sarky. we can be like charlie's angels, yo!

i live with someone who totally supported we are scientists, the howling bells and what not and that sexy guy from we are scientists - he like so has his phone number and the howard stern lookalike drummer totally appeared in their video and they are on mtv2 and OMG his girl-fans totally want to bone him but he is a GAY and they don't know it and i do heehee double hee.

it's so not glamourous when you've known him for four years and have picked about 12 dozen boxers off of the bathroom floor for the nth time in the row. record deal or no deal, honey, you're still a slob with questionable hygiene routines.

maybe your boy's myspace and my (sorta boy's) myspace can join in myspace harmony and what not!

i still don't get the whole myspace thang. i totally missed that internet boat.

[Videodrome]

I didn't get pashed (http://www.wordwebonline.com/en/PASH) this weekend. I didn't get laid either. It's okay though. I learned a new term tonight and used it in a sentence. Yippee!!
i've never even heard of the term "pashed" before checking that link. thanks!

[na§tee]

oh, i forgot to give props to the use of "pashed", too. it's quite a girly term. i've only met one person who used it but it always made me smile. certainly injects a bit of romance into the, uh, occasion.

[Freebasser]

you're just jealous that I kissed a boy that played at lollapalooza.


He's probably just jealous that you kissed a boy, period.

[roosta]

zing!

[ampm]

I don't know much about bands or touring. But I have heard that band members usually only kiss one girl per tour. So that's in your favor.

[Dorothy Wood]

I don't know much about bands or touring. But I have heard that band members usually only kiss one girl per tour. So that's in your favor.


har har. he can kiss all the girls he wants on tour. I dun care because I am the best girl. and I'm not gonna not kiss boys while he's gone if the opportunity presents itself. plus he said I'm the best kisser ever. and that's not the first time I've gotten that compliment. so, once again, I am victor!


no bob, you're you. I'm me.


nast, we are scientists are very cute and seem quite clever. my friend's brother in new york is friends with them. omg, we are so cool claire. hi5.

[na§tee]

HIGH 5ive!

we are scientists are alright n all (i'm not too into that sorta musique) but what attracts me most is their sense of humour. they are too too funny. their interviews are always hilarious. and their album cover (http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000BCHJ2E.02._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1126861353_.jpg)! did you know they are genuine kittens that one of the members had in their apartment? his pussy cat gave birth. yessir. also, their fans have badges which say "i are scientists". haha!

[Dorothy Wood]

yeah, I'm not sure I like the music much either. but I like their looks, the name and their kittens. I had a poster of them with kittens on it, but we threw it out when we moved. there was a pretty big press machine that rolled along for them a few months back. stickers everywhere, radio commercials, free posters, flyers, etc. but nobody's really talked about them since. :(

[Lyman Zerga]

stop being haters.


says ms susan ;)

[zorra_chiflada]

what?