I can drink a whole Hennessy fifth

[Lex Diamonds]

Some call that a problem but I call it a gift. (y)

[Drederick Tatum]

The Padster you are such a gangsta. when do you think you're gonna get to host your own show?

[Lex Diamonds]

As soon as Simon Callow sees me on X Factor and says I am the hardest-hitting most in-your-face gangsta rapper he's ever seen. (y)

[Drederick Tatum]

Pimp My Pubescence? each week you get to buy some spotty teen a new pair of top trainers, an oversized hoodie and a face wash.

[beastieangel01]

way to put some hair on your chest. (y)

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

Once I drank a 5th of smirnoff mault green apple. it tasted like candy but it didnt do shit. haha, i was so pissed. (n)

[Teh]

Once i was in the woods being chased by the Blair Witch and i ate a gopher.

[Lex Diamonds]

Once i was in the woods being chased by the Blair Witch and i ate a gopher.
Yeah, that's happened to me a few times too.

[Teh]

Aye man. Personally i think it's the goldshlager.

[like2_drink]

is a fifth the equivalent to a court?

[Lex Diamonds]

is a fifth the equivalent to a court?
You mean a quart. And surprisingly, no, a fifth is not the same as a quarter.

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

How much does a bottle of Henn cost? Lat I checked it was like 40 bucks. I know that Seagrams costs 11 and Jack costs 20. Alcohal is exspensive as hell, and Henn is the good shit. You gotta be paying at least 40.

[like2_drink]

so it's a pint then?

[Dorothy Wood]

From the urban dictionary:


a fifth



a measure of alcohol purported by countless high school boys to be an easy night's drinking

High school boy: Man, I got so wasted last night ... I drank over a fifth of Jack!

Realistic guy: Yeah right, you big-mouthed high school fuck. Enough with the big dick stories.

.

[Lex Diamonds]

There's nothing wrong with having a big dick, yo.

[Justin]

i didnt know white people drank hennessy

[Lex Diamonds]

i didnt know white people drank hennessy
Hahaha, you didn't know white people drank Hennessy Cognac? Where were you before about 5 years ago?

[Planetary]

baby was a virgin, that's what she said, so i gave her some hennessy, she gave me some head.

[monkey]

i drank a fifth of rum once. i hardly remember most of that night, but i remember doing a lot of throwing up.

[paul jones]

I just drank a whole glass of milk(y)

[like2_drink]

fuck. so how many ML in one of these faggots lol. we are going to educate me whether you all like it or not.

[skra75]

once in college my girlfriend went to a rave with some other guy (ok, yes gay from the start, let me finish) I was really pissed off and decided to get destroyed, it was the first time I drank alone. I ended up drinking 3/4 of the medium sized bottle of absolut, however much that is (?). And I walked up to a drive through and bought a 40 oz. I blacked out at some point and found myself in her bed the next day, she wasn't there - i honestly don't remember getting there at all. it was scary, scary shit. I'm surpised I didn't get arrested wandering around like that, I was openly drinking the 40 I think. * ugh * funny thing was is the guy she went to the rave with was a gay-guy anyways. actually homosexual, I had nothing to worry about. Learned my lesson lol

[ET]

Some call that a problem but I call it a gift. (y)

I MUST SALUTE YOU, SIR, ON YOUR FINE ABILITY TO CONSUME AN EXQUISITE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE SUCH AT HENNESSY! (http://www.scouting.org/cubscouts/about/ideals/salute.jpg)

$40 for henny?!!!! I can score some for $30. Fasho.

[Rancid_Beasties]

A fifth is like 750ml or 20-25 standard drinks depending on what you are drinking. Try drinking a slab or 36 standard drinks :(

[icy manipulator]

Some call that a problem but I call it a gift. (y)
i've got a sixth sense that tells me you aint worth six cents

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7KCgcd5I_Y)

[roosta]

i wonder if rappers started spouting on bout piss would a generation of kids start drinking that

[Lex Diamonds]

Not a whole generation but probably a certain dickhead type of kids would, yeah.

I've never actually drank Hennessy, btw.

[Planetary]

i've never seen it here. have you?

[Lex Diamonds]

Only in proper posh off licenses.

[roosta]

Not a whole generation but probably a certain dickhead type of kids would, yeah.

I've never actually drank Hennessy, btw.

Hennessey isnt the worst, but I only drink it when were at a gaff and all the booze has run out and thats all we can find. WHich only ever happened once.

[chrisd]

islamists call that a problem so i call it a gift, cheers!

[yooooo]

not all islamists

[chrisd]

that's true, the fuckers who did 9 / 11 thought it funny to get a little gitty before they killed in the name of Allah. That Atta fuck; so much for german universities

[Lex Diamonds]

Yay racism! :)(y)

[yooooo]

that's true, the fuckers who did 9 / 11 thought it funny to get a little gitty before they killed in the name of Allah. That Atta fuck; so much for german universities

well, i wont start shit here...

[roosta]

Now, im pro-drinking, but not pro-drinking to the point of anti-Islamism...you must really be into it....