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[Bitchamachacha]

At 2:30 am, reading spam is a lot like watching an infomercial. Your kind of tired, zoning in and out, a bit slap happy, bored, and hey! There's shit out there you can buy, or in this case, get for free!


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[zorra_chiflada]

Dear Susan,

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i didn't give them business!
and australian accents don't need "special support"
christ almighty

[jabumbo]

Hello,

How are you? I am David Clark a British businessman resident in Saudi
Arabia. I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer. It has defiled
all
forms of medical treatment, and right now I am out of SaudiArabia
receiving
treatment abroad and I have only about a few months to live, according
to
medical experts.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared
for
anyone (not even myself) but my business. Though I am very rich, I was
never
generous,I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business
as
that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now
know
that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the
money
in the world.

I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I
would
live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that God has
called me, I have WILLED and given most of my property and assets to my
immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends.

I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul, so I have decided
to
give also to charity organizations,as I want this to be one of the last
good
deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity
organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria, Nepal, India and Malaysia.

Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself
anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts
and
distribute the money which I have there to charity organizations in
Bulgaria
and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I
do not
trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contented with what I have
left
for them. The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash
deposit of (Thirty million five hundred thousand U.S dollars) that I
have
with a finance/Security Company abroad.I will want you to help me
collect
this consignment and dispatched it to charity organizations.

I have set aside 25% for you,then 5% for any expenses incured.Please
reply
this mail with my Email address:

God be with you.

David Clark.

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