who wears this?

[monkey]

do any of you dress like this, ever?
http://lads.myspace.com/06_06/MS-60630-38-GRTG-CK/new_thu_518banner4.jpeg

[icy manipulator]

i try but i can never find anything in my size

[TurdBerglar]

hoochies do

[na§tee]

unfortunately, stretchmarks, pale skin and boobs which don't pertly stand to attention prohibit me from such outfits. buuummmmmmer.

[icy manipulator]

you have really nice boobs tho claire, they look perky enough

[Nivvie]

unfortunately, stretchmarks, pale skin and boobs which don't pertly stand to attention prohibit me from such outfits. buuummmmmmer.

That's me too! My stretch marks look like a relif map of South America of you get them in the right light. That's what 10lb babies do to you. But even if I did have a fit bod, I wouldn't let me out looking like that.

Still, that doesn't seem to stop the many of the lasses you see out and about of the Friday night. There is a market for this out there, and it won't be long before slapper watching is an international (even olympic) sport.

[Otis Driftwood]

I can help you to make em stand still like a drill sergeant was yelling at them!

[na§tee]

well, thanks very much icy, but that's what the architecture of a great brassiere can do for yah!

nivvie, being 23 and child-less, i didn't get stretchmarks by, um, creating life. in some ways i would prefer if they arrived that way. instead, they arrived by going on the pill etc and putting on/losing weight at great speed. i will never in my life wear a bikini. och well!

stretchmarks really get me down :(. but with muchos usage of bio-oil they have become pretty much as good as they're gonna be in certain conditions. i will probably get more if i keep on losing weight, but there you go.

you probably have this image of me as a 20-stone heffer, but i'm not! i promise. search sure shots if you need confirmation. mind you, all those pictures of that girl could be a stand-in and i really could look like matt lucas, but i highly doubt it :cool:

[monkey]

the thing is, women who wear that shit are hardly fit without marks. they have big saggy tits and stretch marks like the rest of the world. and they still wear that crap. the thing is, it's not fashionable nor flattering. why would anyone actually wear something thats not even in fashion (like those gay ass stripes all the girls wear now). im getting the anger again. is it because people are just not smart?

[Nivvie]

I don't think you're a 20 stone heffer na§tee!

Apparently, if you buy vit e capsules and crack them open directly on the stretch mark, it's supposed to work miracles. I have been married almost forever so I don't care about these things, but if you fancy a bikini it might be worth a try.

And there would be nothing wrong with you being a 20 stone heffer anyway, or looking like Matt Lucas. He's hawt in a scary way.

[Lyman Zerga]

even without stretch marks i wouldnt wear that trashy bitch trash

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

Oh is this like a game where you ask who wears this and im supposed to answer strippers/hookers?!

I would never wear that. Where the hell is the rest of it? It looks like something Little Kim threw out!

[paul jones]

do any of you dress like this, ever?
http://lads.myspace.com/06_06/MS-60630-38-GRTG-CK/new_thu_518banner4.jpeg
the one where you can see more tits is the best(y)

[cosmo105]

i'm kinda convinced that those are ads that they expect guys to click on for some reason...


re: stretch marks

i've been using this (http://www.dermae.net/cgi-bin/fccgi.exe?w3exec=dei.portal&CMD=DEI.DPRODUCTS&SESSIONID=1412741149A&PN=8100ea&WHICH=skin%20treatments) on mine for the last month or so based on a very high recommendation from someone, and i've been really, really amazed with the results.

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

the one where you can see more tits is the best(y)

you would...

[Nivvie]

re: stretch marks

i've been using this (http://www.dermae.net/cgi-bin/fccgi.exe?w3exec=dei.portal&CMD=DEI.DPRODUCTS&SESSIONID=1412741149A&PN=8100ea&WHICH=skin%20treatments) on mine for the last month or so based on a very high recommendation from someone, and i've been really, really amazed with the results.


I'm gonna try that as it's not too outrageously priced, and nicely vegan and cruelty free. For UK orders, you get very re-directed to this (http://www.victoriahealth.com/vh2/contents/productDetails.csp?pi=1217) place.


I think there is a hoochie epidemic going on, you go to places like Ibiza *shudder* and it really, really is shocking what stupid girls and boys get up to. Girls always shock me more when they do stuff like play those bar games where you simulate sex with a stranger for free drinks, as they should know better. Total double standard, I know.

[chrisd]

sexy girls:-)

[Lyman Zerga]

girls with no taste

[ET]

http://www.asos.com/images/inv/E/23/159/76444/Ecru/image1l.jpg

I find camisoles to be much more effective.

[zorra_chiflada]

well i know i do. haven't you folks seen my photos all over myspace?