The BBMB makes a movie!

[jackrock]

Genre: Horror
Setting: you decide

To start, one person does scene 1, the next does scene 2, etc. Feel free to use s/n's. Your scene must work with the other scenes!

[Planetary]

im sitting on a settee watching sky sports news, smoking a joint with a can of beer, when a crazed badger bursts through the window, so i beat it over the head with a 10oz bag of weed, temporarily knocking it out, then throw it out of the window. meanwhile... in the next room...

[yooooo]

me, the killer arms to attack the weedhead, I planned to cut off his head.. then suddenly i hear a noise

[chrisd]

it's a hippie girl, come to save the badger and she got nice chess figures

[Planetary]

i get up and pimpslap chrisd for saying something which i don't understand, then go upstairs to skate the mini ramp i built on the roof

[yooooo]

I heard strange noises from the room next to me, so i waited 3 minutes and BUST in..... a knocked out chrisd lies on the floor i extract his shoes and hear skateboard noises upstairs and decide to look...

[chrisd]

the real estate hippie girl with the badger swung over her shoulder falls in love with my knocked out visage and the fact i wear know shoes. Her badger is slowly starting to move again and so too is her beaver, she brings me back to consciousness with a kiss reminiscent of the murder riot fight days.

[yooooo]

i went back killed the hippie and chrisd then i decided again to go on the roof

[Planetary]

i see a guy covered in blood with a crazed look in their eyes. i poke them in the eyes, then throw them off the building into a pile of horse maneur which fell off a truck which crashed outside 10 minutes earlier.

[yooooo]

what! are you superman, dude thats unrealistic.

i was angry AND blind, but like every crazy-ass murder i have superhuman powers too, i brandish my machete and prepare my final attack, when suddenly....

[Lex Diamonds]

Suddenly, Padster jumps onto the roof from a helicopter, rolls, and comes up screaming with a knife in one hand and an M60 in the other. Instantly, he stabs Planetary in the temple then shoots his head for several minutes until it is nothing more than red dust. He then steals his weed and goes to the fridge and steals his two crates of ice cold beer. "Mmm, good old Stella Artois", he says, as he sips on the first can and sets up a nuclear-proof bunker in the basement with his machine gun trained at the only entrance. He starts to watch some horror-themed porn, featuring Countess Dracula, the wife from the Addams family, and some strap-ons. He sighs happily as he lights a blunt and fires a few warning shots at the door in case there's any killers outside thinking about starting some shit with him.

[yooooo]

i was shocked! i could see all that happen because im superhuman.
so i decide to make another plan, i want to kill padster

[Lex Diamonds]

Padsters types some shit on his laptop, sending a nuclear cruise missile directly to yooooo's face, then continues enjoying his horror porn. It is now Bride of Frankenstein performing cunnilingus on the chick from the Resident Evil movie.

[yooooo]

HAHA! those dumb humans, they ignored the fact AGAIN that a killer cant be dead from just one missile. with clothes, torned to pieces i skulk slowly and hushed towards this wanking weedhead

[Planetary]

suddenly, a slightly deformed, yet regenerated vampire in the form of planetary bursts through the door and chops of padsters dick with a machete, and puts it in yoooo's mouth. he then ties padsters to a steel chair and throws him into the pool, in which sharks spontaniously appear.

[yooooo]

yet again i was shocked from a surpisingly moment, and swallowed something weird, plan c : kill planetary, vampire mode

[Lex Diamonds]

Padster instantly grows another dick, 5 inches longer than the previous one, and rapes every single shark both orally and anally. He then forces them to build him a 2 foot dildo, jumps out of the pool, and shoves it up Planetary's ass before covering the hole with wood and nails. He then hypnotises yooooo into trying to milk Planetary like a cow using his penis.

[yooooo]

after realising that i was hypnotized, i got very angry and had a white substance all over my body, i was so in rage that i forgot to kill the, from me, raped vampire...

[Planetary]

since i have dead skin, the nails and dildo slip out, so i get up and break padsters legs, ram yooos head up padsters ass, pull padsters head off his shoulders, tape the shitty dildo into padsters mouth and put padsters detached head up yoooos ass, after having whipped yooo on the back several times with padsters spine.

[Lex Diamonds]

Padster urinates in Planetary's mouth and goes back to his inpenetrable bunker and beers and weed and porn.

[Planetary]

planetary realises this doesnt make sense, so spits the piss out onto a dead shark, and gets his weed and beer back from padsters, taking it into his own bunker to relax. some sexy ladies also randomly appear in the bunker. holding condoms and baby oil.

[yooooo]

i couldnt move because i was knotted to that disgusting horror-porn-watching-weed-smoking-beer-drinking-wigga, though i was really angry and tried to reach his big dick with my machete when i suddenly ask: where is planetary?

[paul jones]

I discuss Region 1 and Region 2 DVD formats with Padster then Echewta flies over above on a jet-pack shouting engrish phrases

[Pres Zount]

Pres Zount doesn't have to go to work anymore.