my penis

[Lo_Lyfe]

is pretty dope.

[Lex Diamonds]

Dope like you inject or dope like you smoke?

(cue penetrative/oral sex joke)

[Lo_Lyfe]

lmfao, you had to be the first person on my dick

[Lex Diamonds]

Oooh, nice one. Didn't see that comin.

[Freebasser]

Or cumming, even.

[ET]

Oops, pow, surprise!

[HEIRESS]

any ladies in the house? nope? cool then!

[Lex Diamonds]

Hey, wait a minute, you're a lady!

GET HER BOYS!

[ericlee]

I've decided to discontinue giving mine a name because I've been to thinking that if my wife started screaming it's name rather than mine, I'd have to detatch myself from it.