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Pres Zount
09-06-2006, 03:38 AM
"75 Year old Good Samaritan Accused of Being a Womaniser on the Internet."

What the Fuck? Slow news day.

Post News headlines from current affairs programs that you have heard or just made up. You may even work for a current affairs program.

Please post.

vickista
09-06-2006, 03:44 AM
Victorian government gives primary school 2.5million in funding, after already having funded it 1.2 million a few years ago, but refuses to fund high school so it can update facilities and improve learning conditions for its students.

na§tee
09-06-2006, 03:48 AM
good morning pres! i enjoy these morning chats. i really do.

um.. i'm just reading that the playstation three is being delayed until march in europe! mwahahaha!

Pres Zount
09-06-2006, 03:51 AM
Victorian government gives primary school 2.5million in funding, after already having funded it 1.2 million a few years ago, but refuses to fund high school so it can update facilities and improve learning conditions for its students.

public or private? private no doubt.


wait morning??? I think you'll find that it is night, nastee :rolleyes:

tracky
09-06-2006, 03:56 AM
Fat people

Pres Zount
09-06-2006, 03:57 AM
weight loss pills?

zorra_chiflada
09-06-2006, 05:52 AM
oh man, on today tonight, they had a "news story" about how big breasts are in fashion again.
they weren't even subtle about it, they were all "you think a b cup is satisfactory? well you're wrong! get breast implants or you'll be an ugly moll that fails at life"

http://www.seven.com.au/todaytonight/video

the story is here, play the video guys: if you want to look at big breasts, girls: if you want to continue feeling pressured by society to look a certain, unrealistic way

yooooo
09-06-2006, 06:22 AM
"75 Year old Good Samaritan Accused of Being a Womaniser on the Internet."
Please post.

hahaha

tracky
09-06-2006, 06:38 AM
weight loss pills?

Would it be anything else?

Well, maybe a fad diet. Sometimes just stating the obvious "hey fat people, you need to exercise more and eat better"

It's pretty much guaranteed that on any given night at least one of the current affairs shows will have an article involving fat people.

tracky
09-06-2006, 06:39 AM
oh man, on today tonight, they had a "news story" about how big breasts are in fashion again.
they weren't even subtle about it, they were all "you think a b cup is satisfactory? well you're wrong! get breast implants or you'll be an ugly moll that fails at life"

http://www.seven.com.au/todaytonight/video

the story is here, play the video guys: if you want to look at big breasts, girls: if you want to continue feeling pressured by society to look a certain, unrealistic way


that's pretty funny. don't worry next week they'll have a story on a group of woman who have been scared and disfigured by breast implants. they'll be fat women too

vickista
09-06-2006, 06:43 AM
public or private? private no doubt.
not even, they both public!

Pres Zount
09-06-2006, 08:08 AM
I loved the chaser line:

"Dole bludging, fat kids; first they're spreading kitchen germs - now they're Lebanese"