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GetYourWarOn
09-06-2006, 05:21 PM
know this.

GetYourWarOn
09-06-2006, 05:23 PM
she's mashing potatoes right now.

HOTWIFE
09-06-2006, 06:03 PM
$40 a day is one of my favorite shows. The only thing I can't stand is when she takes that first bite of each meal...it's always the same calculated reaction. C'mon, I don't buy that. There's got to be some shit she doesn't like.

jabumbo
09-06-2006, 08:11 PM
why would she order food at a restaurant that she didn't like?

Bob
09-06-2006, 09:03 PM
god what a lardo she is

Bob
09-06-2006, 09:40 PM
i mean look at her what a cow

ET
09-06-2006, 09:49 PM
YA SHE FAT LOL I WANNA FUKK PARIS HITLON (http://kevin.thestorys.org/images/journal_images/rachel4-thumb.jpg)

Shut the fuck up.

cosmo105
09-06-2006, 11:03 PM
she's not fat.



she's a little irritating though.




ok, a lot.

chrisd
09-07-2006, 08:26 AM
and sexy

sorry my contribution took so long, she's not famous in switzerland

chrisd
09-07-2006, 01:28 PM
anne coulter is thin and annoying

(she's probably mashing scooter and eminem right now)

HOTWIFE
09-07-2006, 04:26 PM
why would she order food at a restaurant that she didn't like?
you've never ordered something at a restaurant that you normally like, but just didn't like how it was prepared or how it tasted at that particular restaurant? GOD

DIGI
09-07-2006, 04:28 PM
FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!

Funkyfreshgrape
09-07-2006, 08:39 PM
know this.
i agree i hate her!

chrisd
09-08-2006, 02:49 AM
whoa, hate is such a big word, but then again for a big woman (although i really wouldn't agree that she's fat; it's funny how in the u.s. people healthier than nicole richie are considered fat; that of itself is a mild form of fascism) it just might do the job

Nuzzolese
09-08-2006, 08:14 AM
I can't believe she has bestselling cookbooks. I've seen her show. "Hey everyone! Today we're going to be making macaroni and cheese with hot dogs!"

korn_phr33k
09-08-2006, 01:55 PM
never heard of her or seen her before this thread, but judging on the picture (link) posted in this thread i dont think she's bad lookin at all.

Videodrome
09-08-2006, 06:06 PM
never heard of her or seen her before this thread, but judging on the picture (link) posted in this thread i dont think she's bad lookin at all.
i agree (y)

cosmo105
09-08-2006, 07:26 PM
I can't believe she has bestselling cookbooks. I've seen her show. "Hey everyone! Today we're going to be making macaroni and cheese with hot dogs!"
she's not very well-respected in the culinary community, from what i understand. she uses shortcuts and frozen stuff too often, and isn't really peddling to that crowd anyway...moms are all over her shit because it's quick and easy and comfort food. not exactly gourmet.


alton brown, on the other hand = <3<3<3<3

Bob
09-08-2006, 08:30 PM
I can't believe she has bestselling cookbooks. I've seen her show. "Hey everyone! Today we're going to be making macaroni and cheese with hot dogs!"

with hot dogs.....of course!

Nuzzolese
09-11-2006, 12:41 PM
with hot dogs.....of course!

...because she's obese.

chrisd
09-11-2006, 02:10 PM
she's hot, just like bonnie garcia! Ay caramba!

Whatitis
09-11-2006, 02:26 PM
EVOO anyone?



I used to like her shows but she does get annoying. Especially the look she gives after taking the first bite out of something. There are actual hate forums dedicated to her. She ok though. Alton Brown kicks ass!

chrisd
09-11-2006, 02:31 PM
i have th best little tupper for EVOO (now that I googled it and know what it means) btw: you wanna rup evoo on rachel, no wonder your name is whoa titis

Chicka B
09-11-2006, 02:49 PM
Oh my God, she is not fat! And she seems like a nice person too.

chrisd
09-11-2006, 02:58 PM
i agree, come on y'all it's time to get nice

chrisd
09-11-2006, 03:34 PM
i'd rather wake up to fat and annoying than thin and depressed (for more info see: Interiors by Woody Allen or Sweet and Lowdown also by Woody Allen)

ggirlballa
09-11-2006, 06:24 PM
i haven't watched her show i've seen her on Oprah tho (yea Oprah haha) & she seemed like a cool person i even thought to myself whoa! that chick is perky & enthusiastic & she even cracked a joke about expensive coffee like starbucks & i laughed at it....

i did fuck up trying to cook one of her recipes...i just said fuck it & cooked it my own way & it tasted very good actually

Kerrbear
09-11-2006, 08:41 PM
I can't stand Rachel Ray, and have taken to saying "Yum-O!" whenever I eat just to make fun of her. Now people think I'm serious.
There is no one cooler than Alton Brown, I have a MAJOR crush.

Bob
09-11-2006, 08:46 PM
...because she's obese.

only a manatee like rachel ray would think to combine two foods like that

cosmo105
09-11-2006, 09:35 PM
she even cracked a joke about expensive coffee like starbucks & i laughed at it....
now that's the kind of original thought that america NEEDS!


kerrbear727 - back the fuck off. HE'S MINE.

GetYourWarOn
09-11-2006, 10:31 PM
ok so she's not fat, but she has naturally big hips.

ET
09-11-2006, 11:35 PM
And natural annoyance! :)

chrisd
09-12-2006, 08:39 AM
Nature is big fish eating little fish, big plants eating little plants, big bugs eating little bugs - it's like one big restaurant.

-Woody Allen, Love and Death


...and big moosies eating wittle woosies and me eating big poon, now that's natural

Kerrbear
09-12-2006, 10:12 AM
kerrbear727 - back the fuck off. HE'S MINE.

'Fraid not, Cosmo. Any man who can speak wistfully for half an hour about CHEESE was made for me. We'll invite you over for dinner, though. :)

cosmo105
09-12-2006, 04:48 PM
he told me he likes me best.

Kerrbear
09-12-2006, 08:10 PM
he told me he likes me best.

Well, Alton wouldn't want to be a unitasker, so maybe we could share him.

monkey
09-24-2006, 03:34 PM
i watched her show twice. and.. she's annoying and distracted. she's got adult add or something.

i heard on the radio that she's one of those chicks that nice to guys but doesnt really talk to women. which would make her more annoying. but i dont really care cause she aint my friend.


(the bf says she stole my shtick. he says im the only one allowed to be loud and bossy in the kitchen. :( )

Drederick Tatum
09-24-2006, 05:25 PM
I'd hit it.

Rock
09-25-2006, 03:29 PM
$40 a day sucks. she is a terrible tipper.

30 minute meals is actually good. its quick and easy to make food that tastes good. i can't front on that.

And yes she is annoying. She was at the wegmans down the street a month or two ago and I wanted to go pie her. But I didn't want to get banned from wegmans because i want to sex it.

Kerrbear
09-25-2006, 08:32 PM
Can you imagine how Rachel Ray would react if you chucked a pie at her? She'd probably giggle in that annoying, husky way of hers, then take a big lick of the pie, roll her eyes in ecstasy, and gush about the flakiness of the crust and the yumminess of the filling.

Rock
09-26-2006, 10:14 AM
Can you imagine how Rachel Ray would react if you chucked a pie at her? She'd probably giggle in that annoying, husky way of hers, then take a big lick of the pie, roll her eyes in ecstasy, and gush about the flakiness of the crust and the yumminess of the filling.
She would also use acronyms for her sentences to save syllables but then explain what each acronym stands for making her time saving effort a complete waste.

barbidollreject
10-03-2006, 01:48 AM
now that's the kind of original thought that america NEEDS!


kerrbear727 - back the fuck off. HE'S MINE.

First of all, don't you have better things to do than insult overweight people?
A lot of people diet and exercise and still have weight issues due to low metabolism. Some people are naturally thinner than others.

Second, her actions are not aimed at you personally. If she didn't like the food, that is her right and there could be many reasons. I am a waitress, I hear them all the time. The problem is usually the restaurant, its staff and environment, not the customer.

GetYourWarOn
10-03-2006, 12:47 PM
take her serious why don't you

Bella Rosas
10-27-2006, 09:43 PM
There is no one cooler than Alton Brown, I have a MAJOR crush.
ACTUALLY there is...and his name is Curtis Stone. He is sooo dreamy especially when he says "TAY EL SAY" in his rad aussi accent. :p :p :p

Alton Brown, I agree, is way cool. But I don't think he makes a lot of appetizing yummy food, more like edible science experiments. ;)

joon
10-28-2006, 09:35 AM
anne coulter is thin and annoying

(she's probably mashing scooter and eminem right now)
anne coulter is the devil. i totally want to pinch her head off. she is so full of shit and she thinks she is so smart. she does more damage to her arguments every time she poses with a leotard on.
sorry i just hate pseudo-intellects who get on their high horse. and what does this have to do with food? hmm dont know.

joon
10-28-2006, 09:36 AM
First of all, don't you have better things to do than insult overweight people?
A lot of people diet and exercise and still have weight issues due to low metabolism. Some people are naturally thinner than others.

Second, her actions are not aimed at you personally. If she didn't like the food, that is her right and there could be many reasons. I am a waitress, I hear them all the time. The problem is usually the restaurant, its staff and environment, not the customer.
you go on super waitress. i like your guff. hell yeah. not sure what the argument's about but i like your style.

cosmo105
10-28-2006, 07:57 PM
what i want to know is why i was quoted. i even said she wasn't fat. :confused:

Funkyfreshgrape
10-28-2006, 07:58 PM
i hate her voice.

Lindsey_1535
10-28-2006, 08:17 PM
I hate her garbage bowl, voice and stupid ideas

b i o n i c
10-30-2006, 01:40 PM
i like her ass

mp-seventythree
10-31-2006, 03:28 PM
People think Rachel Ray is fat? And these same people come form the country with the worst obesity problem per capita in the world (with the possible exception of Samoa)? What the fuck?

She may be annoying, and a bit too cheerful, but you don't have to watch her show, so what's the problem?
I saw her on tv when I was in New York last year, and I have to admit it's not really my thing. But I wouldn't say I hate the woman.

And whoever mentioned Curtis Stone is right, he's fucking cool. Did you catch Surfing The Menu, the show that he did with Ben O'Donohue (Bender) in Oz?

mp-seventythree
10-31-2006, 03:30 PM
http://www.angelfire.com/celeb2/dinamitchell/celeb_pixs/RACHEL_RAY2.jpg
This is not a fat person

Spanky1
10-31-2006, 04:58 PM
1st time I watched the show it was umm ok but now its just annoying. Shes not fat tho, shes curvy.

mp-seventythree
10-31-2006, 05:08 PM
Curvy is good

cosmo105
10-31-2006, 07:50 PM
yeah. i think she's just short-bodied and it gives an illusion of her being chunky. she's really not at all.


she's still irritating as all hell though.

GetYourWarOn
10-31-2006, 09:45 PM
yeah. i think she's just short-bodied and it gives an illusion of her being chunky. she's really not at all.


she's still irritating as all hell though.


she's stocky

Kerrbear
10-31-2006, 10:54 PM
Since this thread won't die...
I watched her show the other day and she mentioned her husband about twenty times. "My husband loves this dish," "I cut them like this for my husband"... Yes, we get it, you snagged a man. Please keep your commentary to the food.

planetbabygurl
12-03-2006, 08:32 PM
She's overweight, but that's besides the point. She has a nervous giggle that annoys the crap out of me. Everything is "WONDERFUL!", according to her. She doesn't shit about food except how to put it in her face.

ET
12-03-2006, 09:15 PM
Still not fat, still annoying. Don't ever change, baby.:cool:

HEIRESS
12-03-2006, 10:12 PM
if rachel ray is fat, overweight and stocky then Im a goddamn whale

MC Moot
12-04-2006, 12:33 PM
if rachel ray is fat, overweight and stocky then Im a goddamn whale

Damn straight! Her bodytype is voloptous,healthy,desirable and completley common!
The cat who started this thread maybe the dolt we've all seen withn the "no fat chicks" bumper sticker or t-shirt....losa.......she is however annoying as hell.....all mixed up like pasta prima vera.

GetYourWarOn
12-05-2006, 11:38 PM
she has midget arms

Funkyfreshgrape
12-06-2006, 05:46 AM
Damn straight! Her bodytype is voloptous,healthy,desirable and completley common!

common?! amercia is the country with the fatest people?! whatever

MC Moot
12-06-2006, 09:50 AM
common?! amercia is the country with the fatest people?!

Why as a matter of fact,yes it is....pasta is good for you,pepsi is poison,good fat,bad fat,etc,etc....so ya see virginia it's true,americans are wicked phat! ;)

Auton
12-07-2006, 03:33 PM
I have a deep, deep loathing for her. White Trash.

MC Moot
12-07-2006, 03:38 PM
I have a deep, deep loathing for her. White Trash.

Ya sure! Just like Oprah!