Great, i'm going to get in trouble with the cops tonight

[icy manipulator]

thursday is the last day of week i have uni so my long weekend starts today. my housemates are upstairs, very fucking drunk, blasting some shitty emo music very fucking loud and shouting at the top of their voices like dickheads. i'm chilling in my room, listening to some Nas and Gangstarr, drinking a few Johnny Walker Blacks and vanilla cokes, and puffing on a nice joint of puff puff give.

With the amount of noise they're making the cops are sure to come here, it's happened a few times in the last few months. and because i have the master bedroom which is right next the front door, the cops are going to be able to smell my room, and i'm going to get fucked. plus there are a few things in my room that i shouldn't have

look forward to a few pics of me being man handled by the cops in the family album:( (n)

[Otis Driftwood]

Stash the loot, watch the window and set your roomies room on fire w. the jay before they knock the door down!

[tracky]

I wouldn't be too worried, just go along with the cops and tell them it's the idiots upstairs (keep your door shut, that's none of their business) and lead them up there so that they can deal with the cops. If they say they can smell weed just straight up deny it. I'm pretty sure they've got better things to do than drag some stoned guy down to the station. I dunno, it might be different where you are. They don't seem to be too bad down here these days, like as far as weed goes.

Reminds me of what happened the other night, was in my room, which is right at the front of the house, having a few pipes. Housemate asks me to move my car, so I go out there and there's 2 cop cars pulled up having a chat pretty much right outside my window, across the front yard which is only about 10 meters. There was nothing sus, they were just having a chat, but it made me laugh that right next to them some guy is lighting up :D

[b i o n i c]

grab the pigs by the dreads! (y)

[tracky]

^That's the spirit

Actually when I was living at home, a few years ago now, I used to smoke in my room all the time. It would've stunk, well it did cause mum was always telling me about it. Anyway, one night, right when I'm having a session, the cops rock up asking for me. I'm like. Shit. Wtf. Shit. Wtf. So I go out to see them at the front door and they asked to come in. So I let them in, they come into the lounge and tell me that I drove off without paying for petrol. Fortunately for me this particular occasion my dad was with me and he saw me go in and pay, there must've been some mix up at the station or something I guess, anyway, we had to sit there and wait for my dad to get home. Fuck that was painful but thank god it only lasted like 2 or 3 minutes, could've been far worse. Afterwards my mum was going sick, "the house smells of weed blah blah blah you're just lucky they didn't arrest you for that blah blah blah" I would've said something like "chill out mum, they didn't" and went back to my room to smoke some more. My mum has these really distorted views of some things, like she totally over-exaggerates stuff and makes things a much bigger deal than they are. I guess that's where I get that from (lb)

[icy manipulator]

well, no cop action so far. the fiends upstair are yelling out shit. the other problem is that i have ferrari, lambourghini, porsche and 2 goodall st signs in my room. i moved them just in case, but that's what attracted them to my room last time they came around. Plus there's 12 biscuits stashed in my room so if they searched it i'd be absolutely fucked!

[Otis Driftwood]

Only one option left then: Bon appetit! :D

[icy manipulator]

hahahaha. dozen drop hey? i'd be peaking into next week

[abcdefz]

I don't know where icy lives, but I'm pretty sure that, in the states, if you invite the cops in the front door, that gives them permission to check anywhere in the house they want to go into.

I'd just tell the roomies to chill the fuck out or take it somehwere else.

[Otis Driftwood]

Yeah, 's like they always ask so damn politely: "Would you mind if come inside for a second?" (2nd cop does freezing to death motion and clatters w teeth)
"You know, I haven't really been able to clean up my place right now and the dog shat all over my sofa plus my baby is asleep."
"Oh we won't mind..."

[icy manipulator]

I don't know where icy lives,.
brisbane, australia. last time i learnt that if the front door is open the police are allowed to search your house. dont worry, i've told them to stfu, but they're not doing much. but everyone is intimated by me in this house, i dont lose it barely ever, but when i do i'm capable of things i'm not proud of.

last time the cops came to this house was the night after i saw my ex cheating on me. i'd drunk a bottle and a half of vodka and was generally pissed off. we has a poker night and people were making alot of noise, and one of my housemates friends left the door open. sure enough the cops rocked up, saw my street signs, saw that i was totally wasted and i got in a bit of shit. i couldn't even spell my middle name for them. after they left, i slammed a sign on the floor, went upstairs with a knife and told my housemate that if his friends ever came over again i'd fucking stab them. the cops came back again, i had to be very apologetic to them, but they said if there was anymore complaints that night they'd put me in the watch house for the night.

i'm not proud of what i did, but i'm glad everyone knows i'm not someone to fuck with. i did apologise when i sobered up btw.

Fucking women hey. cant live with them, cant live without them

[abcdefz]

dont worry, i've told them to stfu,



...if it comes down to it, just through the switch on the fuse box for a moment. That usually shocks the shit out of people.

[Dorothy Wood]

omg u r so tuff.

[icy manipulator]

omg u r so tuff.
yeah fuck you too. i wasn't trying to sound egotistical there

[Dorothy Wood]

no worries mate, I'm just home sick with a nasty sore throat and feeling a bit prickly.

[abcdefz]

no worries mate, I'm just home sick with a nasty sore throat and feeling a bit prickly.



No white spots, I hope. :(

[Dorothy Wood]

No white spots, I hope. :(

yes, there are white spots. I've got a virus as far as I can tell, my boss' boyfriend had strep a bit ago and he was super sick, headache, fever, etc. I don't have those symptoms, so I'm deciding that I don't have strep. actually, I very rarely get any sort of infection. but viruses get my goat.

[icy manipulator]

well i dont know if you're being sincere or not, but i wasn't trying to sound tuff or anything, i was just honest, and like i said i wasn't proud of what i did. i just get a bit defensive when ppl mis interpret what i say, but everyone's entitled to their opinion

and sarky, if i lived nearby i'd bring you some throat logenzes :)

[steve-onpoint]

Arrested four times but never found guilty. These ain't the cops that you see on T.V.

[icy manipulator]

Arrested four times but never found guilty. These ain't the cops that you see on T.V.
arrested for anything serious? i've been arrested once for underage drinking, but i only got a slap on the wrists, bloody $225 fine

[abcdefz]

yes, there are white spots.



(n)

Try not to come in contact with others. White spots often indicate communicable nasties. (n)

Get well soon.