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DIGI
09-07-2006, 09:04 AM
So, we kick off another season tonight in enree, jabumbo, adam_f, justin, and myself's stomping grounds. It is finally here. It feels like Christmas. Ok, predictions anyone?


AFC CHAMPIONSHIP

Pittsburgh 21--Denver 7


NFC CHAMPIONSHIP

Carolina 21--Dallas 14


SUPER BOWL XLI

Stillers over Panthers 28-10

jabumbo
09-07-2006, 10:03 AM
i'll be suprised if the texans score 103 points this whole season...


but the nfc championship prediction is on point

beastiegirrl101
09-07-2006, 10:07 AM
bears / packers this sunday!

adam_f
09-14-2006, 07:09 AM
Polamalu might not play Monday against the Jaguars, so there is a chance Byron Leftwich will not get killed on Monday.

ToucanSpam
09-14-2006, 02:24 PM
Colts.



It's their year.

DIGI
09-14-2006, 02:27 PM
Colts.



It's their year.



Pffffffffft. Dream on, nerdsley. Yeah, their chances look good without a premiere runningback. You should being getting nervous, man. That bandwagon took off without you.

ToucanSpam
09-14-2006, 02:36 PM
Pffffffffft. Dream on, nerdsley. Yeah, their chances look good without a premiere runningback. You should being getting nervous, man. That bandwagon took off without you.

You keep mentioning the idea of me jumping onto a 'bandwagon', when at the beginning of the last shittalk thread, I said I was all about the Colts. And yes, they lost last year. So why would I bother to continue to support them, knowing that without Edge they have limited offensive capabilities?


Because I'm a real fan. Unlike you, who has been pretty quiet since Big Ben fucked himself in a bike accident. And now your buddy Troy might not make it to the next game? You think that peacock of a second string QB is going to take the Steelers to the promised land? Suck a cock, and get ready to watch your team miss the playoffs.

marsdaddy
09-14-2006, 02:44 PM
9ers 4 lyfe!

DIGI
09-14-2006, 04:25 PM
You keep mentioning the idea of me jumping onto a 'bandwagon', when at the beginning of the last shittalk thread, I said I was all about the Colts. And yes, they lost last year. So why would I bother to continue to support them, knowing that without Edge they have limited offensive capabilities?


Because I'm a real fan. Unlike you, who has been pretty quiet since Big Ben fucked himself in a bike accident. And now your buddy Troy might not make it to the next game? You think that peacock of a second string QB is going to take the Steelers to the promised land? Suck a cock, and get ready to watch your team miss the playoffs.


Much like in Fantasy Football, you have no fucking clue what you're talking about. Unlike you, dickbag, my opinion is proven through the outcome of last year. I was quiet since Ben's wreck? What the fuck were we supposed to talk about, two-a-days (if you even know what those are)? This is so funny. Just reading your post while Im writing this might get me in trouble at work due to a belly laugh outburst. Uh, last time I checked, Ben isn't out for the season. Ben probably isn't even gonna be out this week and I guarantee you that Troy plays. Even so, I'm sure whoever-the-fuck Indy's backup is, would not be able to handle Miami's (who was favored to go to the Super Bowl before week 1) defense, let alone WIN the game. So in closing, I'd just like to give you some advice to quit while you're behind to try to save just a little of that chubby, zit ridden face.

DIGI
09-14-2006, 05:06 PM
You think that peacock of a second string QB is going to take the Steelers to the promised land?

Oh, and what the fuck does that even mean? Peacock? Geez.

ToucanSpam
09-14-2006, 10:22 PM
We'll fucking see come January who's laughing, jerk. I guarantee a Pittsburgh loss this week, or else I will leave the board and leave the league.

Justin
09-15-2006, 12:33 AM
We'll fucking see come January who's laughing, jerk. I guarantee a Pittsburgh loss this week, or else I will leave the board and leave the league.

I guess i should say my goodbye's to you then.

Leftwich is a sitting duck for our 3-4 blitzing linebackers...The Jags only chance is to run fred taylor 40 times and hope that they get like 4 takeaways.

I like it when no one chooses pittsburgh. Please don't stop betting against us.

DIGI
09-15-2006, 09:12 AM
You think that peacock of a second string QB is going to take the Steelers to the promised land? Suck a cock, and get ready to watch your team miss the playoffs.


Wow, dude really loves cock. You don't have to leave the board, shitstain. And please don't quit the fantasy league. I don't want to miss out on the opportunity of handing you your ass while belittling the shit out of you. God, you're such a pussy.

Tone Capone
09-15-2006, 09:56 AM
:cool:

skinnybutphat
09-15-2006, 10:23 AM
We'll fucking see come January who's laughing, jerk. I guarantee a Pittsburgh loss this week, or else I will leave the board and leave the league.

You might want to know something about football before you make such bold predictions. Or at least check out the injusry report. Two of the Jags best players (Peterson & Stroud) are questionable.

How's that Atlanta vs. Toronto World Series prediction coming along?

skinnybutphat
09-15-2006, 10:32 AM
NFC CHAMPIONSHIP

Carolina 21--Dallas 14


SUPER BOWL XLI

Stillers over Panthers 28-10

I think it's great that people continue to love Carolina & Dallas. Dallas won't make the play-offs. Carolina is already missing parts of their O - Line, and their best player.

The Bengals get thier revenge on your Steelers this year.

AFC
San Diego - 20
Cincinnati - 24

NFC
Chicago - 31
NY Giants - 0

Sorry BigBlue

Cincinnati - 17
Chicago - 16

DIGI
09-15-2006, 10:35 AM
Cincy? Dude, they aren't even gonna make the playoffs. Steelers win the division. Baltimore's the wildcard. belee dat.

skinnybutphat
09-15-2006, 10:45 AM
Do you know how many rapists, pedophiles, and generally bad dudes they have on that defense?

They already have a premier defense, and Odell Thurman hasn't played yet.

Top 3 QB
Top 3 O line
Rudi is a bruiser
2nd best WR tandem

Superbowl ingredients

DIGI
09-15-2006, 10:55 AM
Eh, I still not convinced they're gonna make the playoffs.

skinnybutphat
12-11-2006, 03:12 PM
San Diego 23
Chicago 20

ToucanSpam
12-11-2006, 04:00 PM
How amazing, I accurately predicted the Steelers would not make the playoffs, and Ben Roethesburgher or whatever was awful.

And unlike Digi, I made the playoffs in our fantasy football league.

marsdaddy
12-11-2006, 04:02 PM
People that cheer for a team just because they are from that city are gay. You should really consider things like nicknames, colors, and helmet design.It's San Francisco. We're gay and we're proud!

The Niners might suck, but we always have the Raiders to laugh at.

skinnybutphat
12-11-2006, 04:17 PM
How amazing, I accurately predicted the Steelers would not make the playoffs, and Ben Roethesburgher or whatever was awful.

And unlike Digi, I made the playoffs in our fantasy football league.

Also unlike Digi you are a giant turd. Shouldn't you be talking shit about someone's autistic child somewhere?

Turd

ToucanSpam
12-11-2006, 04:19 PM
Also unlike Digi you are a giant turd. Shouldn't you be talking shit about someone's autistic child somewhere?

Turd

I see that you like to make low blows just as much as everyone else. I guess that makes you just as guilty.

Turd? No, you're just not worth some kind of title.

DIGI
12-11-2006, 04:34 PM
Colts.



It's their year.


All I need to say. Talk shit on the Steelers all you want, but I believe they're still the champs until February. With all the shit they've been through this year with injuries, you can kiss the ring, bitch.

ToucanSpam
12-11-2006, 04:36 PM
All I need to say.
It's not over yet...the lack of a run defense is killing us.

Echewta
12-11-2006, 04:43 PM
Go Titans.

ToucanSpam
12-11-2006, 04:44 PM
Go Titans.
Vince Young is no joke. I guarantee next year they make the playoffs. They just need to get some decent options for him to throw to.

Loppfessor
12-11-2006, 04:46 PM
All I need to say. Talk shit on the Steelers all you want, but I believe they're still the champs until February. With all the shit they've been through this year with injuries, you can kiss the ring, bitch.


That's pretty sad...you're really reaching on that one

skinnybutphat
12-11-2006, 04:46 PM
ToucanSpam -
Turd

You can say whatever you want to me champ. When you start talking about someone's child you enter an entire new level of Turdom. Using an autistic kid for your e-jabs is about the most repugnant shit I've seen online.

As much as I dislike you, and as much as I love irony, I still wouldn't wish you to have a child with any kind of disadvantage, because there will always be turds like you that would make that kid feel bad.

Loppfessor
12-11-2006, 04:48 PM
You can say whatever you want to me champ. When you start talking about someone's child you enter an entire new level of Turdom. Using an autistic kid for your e-jabs is about the most repugnant shit I've seen online.

As much as I dislike you, and as much as I love irony, I still wouldn't wish you to have a child with any kind of disadvantage, because there will always be turds like you that would make that kid feel bad.


Calm down it's all fun and games till someone gets butt hurt....it's the internet so you know what you must do....relax :cool:

skinnybutphat
12-11-2006, 04:50 PM
All I need to say. Talk shit on the Steelers all you want, but I believe they're still the champs until February. With all the shit they've been through this year with injuries, you can kiss the ring, bitch.

I can't say shit about this, I was saying the same thing about my White Sox.

What was more painfull for Big Ben? The bike accident or watching Baltimore tee-off on his ass.

DIGI
12-11-2006, 04:56 PM
That's pretty sad...you're really reaching on that one

I know.:(

Heeeeeyyyyyyy, wait a minute, you're from Ohio, aren't you?!?!?!?!?!

skinnybutphat
12-11-2006, 05:00 PM
Bears 27
Rams 13

They are giving away money in Vegas at -6.

Theisman will be firmly attached to Ced Benson's sac by the third quarter.

DIGI
12-11-2006, 05:01 PM
I can't say shit about this, I was saying the same thing about my White Sox.

What was more painfull for Big Ben? The bike accident or watching Baltimore tee-off on his ass.


That's a tough one. I'd have to go with the bike accident, though. The Baltimore game wasn't his fault. The O line might as well have been a revolving door that game. The bike accident was just retarded. You're already worth millions with more on the way given that you maintain your performance, but you put that all at risk, just to be able to look cool cruising Carson St on your crotch rocket with your hat on backwards waving to chicks.

DIGI
12-11-2006, 05:02 PM
I picked up Rothlisberger yesterday just to play him next week against Toucan.

Your playoff days will be few, douche-bag.


Nice. He's gonna light up Carolina, too.(y)

Loppfessor
12-11-2006, 05:03 PM
I know.:(

Heeeeeyyyyyyy, wait a minute, you're from Ohio, aren't you?!?!?!?!?!


Umm I gotta go....nice chatting with you gents <runs out of room forgetting jacket and one shoe>

DIGI
12-11-2006, 05:04 PM
Umm I gotta go....nice chatting with you gents <runs out of room forgetting jacket and one shoe>


HAHAHAHa.

DIGI
12-11-2006, 05:05 PM
It doesn't even matter what my QB does when you have LT.


Exactly, man. You could practically bench the rest of your team and still win. Dude's a TD machine.

ToucanSpam
12-11-2006, 05:07 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if I go down in round one of the playoffs, making it there in the first place is good enough for me. My season has gone up and down, depending on the quality of Westbrook's game and Manning's game. I don't think I'll get blown out though.

I will prey LT gets hit by several trains.

Loppfessor
12-11-2006, 05:12 PM
HAHAHAHa.

For real dude the only OH team I'm claiming right now are the Buckeyes!

DIGI
12-11-2006, 05:13 PM
For real dude the only OH team I'm claiming right now are the Buckeyes!


Word. Troy mutha fukkin Smiff. So you're from the Cleveland area?

marsdaddy
12-11-2006, 06:34 PM
Prey, as in mantis?

You pretty much had to win it with LT. Of course, Marty McShotenheimer might rest him for the playoffs now.

Loppfessor
12-12-2006, 09:25 AM
Word. Troy mutha fukkin Smiff. So you're from the Cleveland area?

Yessum...<sigh>

Yeti
12-12-2006, 10:00 AM
For real dude the only OH team I'm claiming right now are the Buckeyes!

Thank goodness I am a Buckeye because I am a Raiders fan. I have had to revert to my fantasy football teams to save my NFL season. My Double Wide Trailers are in the playoffs in both of my leagues.

DIGI
12-12-2006, 10:09 AM
Vince Young is no joke. I guarantee next year they make the playoffs. They just need to get some decent options for him to throw to.


Dude, you really have to quit making "guarantees" because I seriously can't remember one that has come to fruition. Plus, I would like to see Vince Young go to the playoffs next year, too, so take it back.

DIGI
12-12-2006, 10:11 AM
Thank goodness I am a Buckeye because I am a Raiders fan. I have had to revert to my fantasy football teams to save my NFL season. My Double Wide Trailers are in the playoffs in both of my leagues.


You're gonna have to get in our league here next year. Hopefully it will be on NFL.com instead of yahoo. I think QDrop is gonna be the commish. Good times.

ToucanSpam
12-12-2006, 10:28 AM
Dude, you really have to quit making "guarantees" because I seriously can't remember one that has come to fruition. Plus, I would like to see Vince Young go to the playoffs next year, too, so take it back.

I guaranteed the Steelers wouldn't make the playoffs, so there's one. I also guaranteed they wouldn't repeat and I guaranteed Ben would suck this year.

Vince Young just needs some better options and maybe an O-line that can block better for him. He can run the ball as good as McNabb and can throw just as good as most QB's, so he has a good chance to make something of the Titans next year.

DIGI
12-12-2006, 03:04 PM
I guaranteed the Steelers wouldn't make the playoffs, so there's one. I also guaranteed they wouldn't repeat and I guaranteed Ben would suck this year.


I guarantee you won't get laid for the remainder of this decade.

ToucanSpam
12-12-2006, 03:11 PM
I guarantee you won't get laid for the remainder of this decade.
You've already lost that bet, champ.


Steelers still suck.

DIGI
12-12-2006, 03:49 PM
You've already lost that bet, champ.


Steelers still suck.


Ankle socks don't count.:rolleyes:

ToucanSpam
12-12-2006, 03:51 PM
Ankle socks don't count.:rolleyes:
Why do you do this? Why do you continue to harass me, even when I agree with you on something?

I think you're a little obsessed there, Digi.

DIGI
12-12-2006, 03:54 PM
Motherfucker, YOU are the one who bumped this thread after three months to talk shit on me. So eat a dick, fuckstick.

ToucanSpam
12-12-2006, 03:59 PM
Actually I wasn't the one who bumped the thread, it was skinny.

Relax, dude.