hello dorothy wood

[mikizee]

hello dorothy.

im bored and ive never said hi to you so here it goes........

hi.

[Dorothy Wood]

ack! the computer's talking to me!

[Bob]

wake up, dorothy

[Dorothy Wood]

I'm up. but I'm about to go to bed. I'm sick you see! inflammation of the tonsils it is, a "sore throat" if you will.

[Bob]

i can't let you do that dorothy

goddamn it i'm bored, i'm pretending to be a computer on a computer

this is a new low, i tell you

[Dorothy Wood]

would you like to play a game?

[mikizee]

im home sick too, got all my wisdom teeth out, and they fractured my jaw in 2 places and severed a main nerve in the process. im high on morphine and oxycodone. and now i can feel my stitches are coming undone, and 1 side have torn out of my cheek.

greeaaaattt.

[Bob]

in soviet russia, computer...something...you

no wait, yakov smirnoff isn't a computer...yet

[zorra_chiflada]

my throat hurts like crap as well

[Dorothy Wood]

I've got some VHS tapes of yakov smirnoff in my basement. all we need is some of mikizee's oxycodone and we could all have the time of our lives!!!!!

[Bob]

have you ever seen yakov smirnoff? have you ever seen yakov smirnoff...on weed?

[Dorothy Wood]

bob, you done smoked yourself retarded.

[mikizee]

have you ever seen yakov smirnoff? have you ever seen yakov smirnoff...on weed?

hah classic!!! i use that line to my friends ALL THE TIME. e.g. 'have u seen danny around?' 'no' 'have u seen danny around.......... oonnn weeeeddd???'

the funny thing is i always say it to ppl who havent seen half baked, they look at me quite strangely.

[Bob]

bob, you done smoked yourself retarded.

BUT I DON'T SMOKE

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

jesus christ i need sleep. i've been sleeping like 4 hours a day. i guess i could go to bed now or something but then i wouldn't be able to bitch about how i don't get any sleep these days

[Dorothy Wood]

go to bed fanny lawyer pants!


that's your new name. Fanny L. Pants, Esquire.


everyone bow in admiration and respect.

*poke poke*

[mikizee]

ha!!! fanny in australian = vagina!! woohoo!

[Dorothy Wood]

I SAID BOW!

[kaiser soze]

Qdrop hates your alias

[Dorothy Wood]

it's not an alias.

Qdrop can eat a dick. kthnx.

[kaiser soze]

lol

.eatahedgehoganddietonightplease.

[Dorothy Wood]

stfu

[kaiser soze]

ok