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ericlee
09-08-2006, 08:08 AM
and the bartender asks him why such the long face?

McGregor says, "I'll tell ya what. Give me another shot and I'll tell ya why"

The bartender gives him another shot of whiskey.

McGregor takes the shot, looks down a little bit and then raises his head up to say, "You know why the long face? Look out that window. Do you see that bridge? I barehandedly helped build that bridge. But, they don't call me McGregor the bridgebuilder. You see that school over there? I helped build that school as well. But they don't call me McGregor the school builder"....

He then looks down again and takes a deep sigh and says, "But I fuck one goat"