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icy manipulator
09-08-2006, 10:06 AM
and it lived up to my expectations, totally crap, but totally sexy. oh yeah, it's a really really shitty movie. nice boobs and ass shots tho. and holly valance wasn't looking too bad either.

it's only the 2nd night of it being out here, and i'd say there'd only been 20 ppl in the cinema, all guys of course. before the movie my friend embarrased the shit out of us by yelling out "who's here to see some boobs!" i sunk into my chair and tried not to burst out laughing. we did get a of "fuck yeah boobs!' in response

anyway, my opinion, just as bad as mortal kombat, only sexier

and prolly better to dl instead of wasting $11 to see it

camo
09-08-2006, 10:07 AM
naked boobs?

icy manipulator
09-08-2006, 10:15 AM
no nipples, but every other square inch:(

Kid Presentable
09-08-2006, 12:25 PM
Ha

Pres Zount
09-08-2006, 03:55 PM
I don't want to see this movie much :(

DIGI
09-08-2006, 04:46 PM
I bet it will be as awesome as Silent Hill. Fuck, I hate my video game nerd friends, but they have such great dope.:(

Pres Zount
09-08-2006, 05:25 PM
Silent hill was okay.

DIGI
09-08-2006, 05:28 PM
Are you kidding me?

Pres Zount
09-08-2006, 05:33 PM
it was crap in a good way

icy manipulator
09-08-2006, 05:44 PM
I don't want to see this movie much :(
you should see it just to see how dodgly zack's green hair has been glued on(y)

buddylee
09-08-2006, 05:49 PM
Are you kidding me?

I've block it out

Pres Zount
09-08-2006, 05:59 PM
you should see it just to see how dodgly zack's green hair has been glued on(y)
oh no.

were there any good action bits? Susan wants to see it, just to see how crap

icy manipulator
09-08-2006, 06:13 PM
yeah the fight scene's aren't too bad. i was impressed enough. but there was no sweet wrestling moves when Tina and Bass fought. that kinda sucked. Oh, fuck, Bayman's such a brute, he's fucking great!

The Notorious LOL
09-08-2006, 06:43 PM
they made a movie out of this franchise?

zorra_chiflada
09-08-2006, 06:43 PM
oh man, i wanna see it. it's gonna be so crap, so sexist, so blatant!

roosta
09-08-2006, 06:46 PM
silent hill was a whores abortion of a film, truely awful.

this however has sexy kung-fu sluts, whats not to like? even if its shit (which it will be) its got sexy kung-fu sluts.

by the way, beerfest is complete shit.


sexy kung-fu sluts

icy manipulator
09-08-2006, 06:53 PM
it's gonna be so crap, so sexist, so blatant!
Yes yes and fuck yes! there's lots of random close up ass shots. there wasn't any brad wong tho, only like a seconds worth, bayman kicked the shit out of him. i wanted to see some sweet drunken fighting, but no, none of that:(

zorra_chiflada
09-08-2006, 06:53 PM
Yes yes and fuck yes! there's lots of random close up ass shots. there wasn't any brad wong tho, only like a seconds worth, bayman kicked the shit out of him. i wanted to see some sweet drunken fighting, but no, none of that:(

any hayabusa doing the izuna drop?

icy manipulator
09-08-2006, 06:58 PM
any hayabusa doing the izuna drop?
NO! the guy who plays hayabusa doesn't do him justice, he's a panzy! oh and Hayate is a skinhead in it. There's some douche in it called Max that i've never heard of before. and gen fu dies :(

i do warn you, if you go to see it, dont say i didn't say it was really really bad, movie wise, you'll definately have mixed emotions coming out of it, lol

The Notorious LOL
09-08-2006, 06:59 PM
I own DOA 2 and 3, and I would be hard pressed to name more than three characters from either off the top of my head

zorra_chiflada
09-08-2006, 06:59 PM
NO! the guy who plays hayabusa doesn't do him justice, he's a panzy! oh and Hayate is a skinhead in it. There's some douche in it called Max that i've never heard of before. and gen fu dies :(

i do warn you, if you go to see it, dont say i didn't say it was really really bad, movie wise, you'll definately have mixed emotions coming out of it, lol

if it's seriously bad, i might walk out of it! is the story crap? don't ruin it, just tell me if it's crap or not.

zorra_chiflada
09-08-2006, 06:59 PM
I own DOA 2 and 3, and I would be hard pressed to name more than three characters from either off the top of my head

that hot japanese one that shows her underpants, and that other hot japanese one with the big tits.

icy manipulator
09-08-2006, 07:02 PM
you'll like it. if someone had never played doa before they wouldn't like it besides all the t and a

icy manipulator
09-08-2006, 07:03 PM
I own DOA 2 and 3, and I would be hard pressed to name more than three characters from either off the top of my head
doa 2 was on dreamcast right?

Kid Presentable
09-08-2006, 10:04 PM
I saw Clerks 2 the other night, and wasn't disappointed.

Tzar
09-09-2006, 04:45 AM
sexy kung-fu sluts
word.

icy manipulator
09-09-2006, 06:39 AM
I saw Clerks 2 the other night, and wasn't disappointed.
trueskis, i'm keen to check it out. first one was kinda gay tho