I gotta go shit at the library.

[Drederick Tatum]

drains are blocked here. thankfully the guy downstairs is bearing the brunt. the shit brunt.

anyway, I'm going to get a book out and poop.

[Drederick Tatum]

man, luckily it was only across the road.

[DIGI]

Brown commando takin a peek?

[TAL]

Were you quiet?

[Drederick Tatum]

that was some coarse toliet paper too. felt like I was using a handful of matchsticks.

[HEIRESS]

I was at a christmas party once and instead of magazines in the bathroom they had an etch-a-sketch to keep you entertained while pooping

[Pres Zount]

haha get a book out.

[Gareth]

poor guy
the toilets at the library [i'm assuming you mean the main kelb one] are not very nice

[Drederick Tatum]

bitches were loving my slippers too. that's right sluts, handmade.

[DipDipDive]

I always get the urge to shit whenever I'm in libraries and bookstores. Something about the hippies and the long lines of books and the smell of paper speaks volumes to my bowels. It's really a beautiful synergy.

[zorra_chiflada]

i hate shitting at places that are not my own home :(

[kaiser soze]

that was some coarse toliet paper too. felt like I was using a handful of matchsticks.

that wasn't toilet paper...those were pages from some old books

[DipDipDive]

i hate shitting at places that are not my own home :(

You're no fun. :(

[Bob]

shit in a book

[TurdBerglar]

yeah

in that Everyone Poops book

[Bob]

yeah

in that Everyone Poops book

that would be like, art, man

[TurdBerglar]

i just said poops


but i had too

[Gareth]

yeh i absoluetly hate taking a dump in foreign places
and i feel dirty if my shoe laces touch the floor in a public bathroom

[befsquire]

i hate shitting at places that are not my own home :(
me too.

which of course really fucks with your system when you go out of town.

[Tzar]

i hate shitting at places that are not my own home :(
me too. i had to take one at work today though.

[na§tee]

haha. i'm working at the university of glasgow library right now. academic libraries are, of course, far superior than public ones. i suggest you poop in a place of higher learning next time! :cool:

[Freebasser]

Use the mo'fockin' Bible to wipe yo' ass, man.

[Dorothy Wood]

I don't mind pooping in libraries or book stores. Borders is the best for pooping.

[HEIRESS]

Chapters bookstore is like a designated "if we are out and about town and you need to poo" spot

[Dorothy Wood]

the last time I pooped at a Barnes and Noble, I had an eyepatch on and I had to ask for a key to the bathroom and they thought I was a total creep!

afterwards I was like, "doh dee doh, ah! physics books, ah ha, hmm, interesting...that's right, I just came here to look at some books" *flips pages*

then

"later geeks!"

*cape swipe*

what?

[ET]

I don't understand the whole 'not shitting into the public toilet' thing. I haven't walked in on one but I've heard horror stories. What kind of freak goes out of his way to Not shit in the toilet????

Gross.

[Drederick Tatum]

i suggest you poop in a place of higher learning next time! :cool:

I live across from the uni so thankfully it was their library...

the drains are still blocked. yesterday the library only opened at 1pm and I'm like clockwork with my movements, I go within 2 hours of waking up. I used the uni rec centre's ones instead. they were quite nice. so today I have a choice, library or rec centre. I think I'm going to shit at the rec centre.

[Gareth]

academic libraries are, of course, far superior than public ones.

i've been to some nice libraries in my time and the victoria university library is not one of them.
books and research facilities aside, our main public library >>> vic library

[mikizee]

i always aim to take a crap at work, that way i get paid to poop.

[WillMac]

i hate shitting at places that are not my own home :(


yeah road games suck.... I always look for a bathroom in the basement. rarely used, nice and cool, nobody to bust in on you.

[Waus]

What kind of weird card would you keep in your wallet so you could shit at the library?

[beastieangel01]

I hate doing number 2 anywhere that's not my own house.

[chrisd]

shit into a book by jostein gaarder

[Drederick Tatum]

plumbing update.

drains remain blocked but we've been given the all clear to shit in our own toilet. apparently there's some tree that has grown into the drain and blah blah blah. I wasn't listening when the property manager was explaining all this.

so it's gonna cost the landlord about $10,000 dollars to sort this out. meanwhile, I actually gotta go crap now. what are the odds!?

[Drederick Tatum]

we buy pretty budget toilet paper here, but after that nasty stuff they got at the library, ours felt like rare Hungarian panda fur.

[chrisd]

i like to shit at rich people's houses, everything seems so clean but then there's like a stubborn turd that won't flush

[Lyman Zerga]

lmao