I want to 5m0k3 w33d and play video games

[The Notorious LOL]

Prey for 360 specifically.


cant do that though...why? Random ass drug tests!

[Freebasser]

Why are they checking your ass?

[The Notorious LOL]

thats where the drugs go!

[Freebasser]

LOL

[The Notorious LOL]

they're all "you got butt drugs?"

[ET]

To avoid termination I have resorted to sniffing Sharpies and playing LCD handheld Shinobi. (http://www.segafan.com/reportajes/142/tiger.gif)

:(

[Bob]

wait, why do you have to take a drug test to play prey?

[Freebasser]

To avoid termination I have resorted to sniffing Sharpies and playing LCD handheld Shinobi. (http://www.segafan.com/reportajes/142/tiger.gif)

:(

You should just play LSD handheld Shinobi and kill two birds with one stone(r).

[like2_drink]

quit(y)

[The Notorious LOL]

nah.

[Bob]

come on dude, quit your job and play video games all day(y)

[like2_drink]

the question is

are you a stoner and thought i ment the job

or

the other version

[jackrock]

Try doing it right after a drug test. Or would that not work?

[like2_drink]

man, the way i see it is that if they give you a drug test then they won't give you another one until the time the weed would have flushed out of your system or it would be a redundant test, know what i mean?. do it for like a week or two after a test then take a brake for a bit.(y)

[buddylee]

30 days to be safe ..... I went 90 days to be safe back in the day.

Quit smoking weed ...... what are you on drugs

[zorra_chiflada]

you should smoke weed with my moms. she'll tell you how to launder money

[QueenAdrock]

How long does it take for weed to get out of your system?

My friend got pulled over for driving high on a Saturday, was court-ordered to have a pee test on Monday. Drank cranberry juice for 2 days straight, and her pee was clean.

[mikizee]

a mate used to have to do drug tests at work, but what he did was got a clean mate to pee in a empty cleaned out toothpaste tube, then have that sitting in a thermos filled with warm water on the way to work. then, stuff the tube down your pants, when u go to wizz just squirt the pee out of the tube into the container, and your done. bada bing.

[Kid Presentable]

a mate used to have to do drug tests at work, but what he did was got a clean mate to pee in a empty cleaned out toothpaste tube, then have that sitting in a thermos filled with warm water on the way to work. then, stuff the tube down your pants, when u go to wizz just squirt the pee out of the tube into the container, and your done. bada bing.
What if they do a taste test?

[The Notorious LOL]

a mate used to have to do drug tests at work, but what he did was got a clean mate to pee in a empty cleaned out toothpaste tube, then have that sitting in a thermos filled with warm water on the way to work. then, stuff the tube down your pants, when u go to wizz just squirt the pee out of the tube into the container, and your done. bada bing.


yeah I dont want to smoke pot that bad.

[Pres Zount]

Kid P, are you saying they would taste the toothpaste? Or they would know the taste of your wee?

You could substitute toothpaste tube for something else, I'm sure.

[Kid Presentable]

Are you saying they would tste the toothpaste? Or they would know the taste of your wee?

Bit of both. Especially where I work.

[Kid Presentable]

I made this avatar by drawing over a picture of Optimus, at 500% enlargement. I hate myself.(y)

[mikizee]

I made this avatar by drawing over a picture of Optimus, at 500% enlargement. I hate myself.(y)

shit, i would too.

[Pres Zount]

What did you actually draw on it? Cracks on the chin and stuff?



Prey is pretty trippy. Are you trying to send yourself skitz?

[Kid Presentable]

shit, i would too.
I hate the Hilltop Hoods too. :)

[Lex Diamonds]

what are you on drugs
Look at you you're gettin' blood all over my rug!

[beastieangel01]

I think it's pretty darn hilarious that you can smoke some weed at home, then fail a drug test and get kicked from a job (or denied from one). But you can do shrooms and watch the damned walls melt and oh, no problem.

[synch]

Depends on whether you work in construction.

[Echewta]

I think its funny people do drugs. :)

[Bob]

I think it's pretty darn hilarious that you can smoke some weed at home, then fail a drug test and get kicked from a job (or denied from one). But you can do shrooms and watch the damned walls melt and oh, no problem.

they're about equally dangerous (in that they're both not)

[like2_drink]

wait how are we allowed to do this?^

[chrisd]

this quote will be legendary when you become president of the United States of America

[Bob]

wait how are we allowed to do this?^

i guess mushrooms don't show up in urine tests. another reason why they're the best thing ever

[like2_drink]

agreed. how intriguing haha. whos gonna be the first to test this theory for us?

[Echewta]

http://happyvsgravity.ytmnd.com/

[Lex Diamonds]

i guess mushrooms don't show up in urine tests. another reason why they're the best thing ever
Wait... Bob likes shrooms?

[The Notorious LOL]

I think its funny people do drugs. :)


w33d isnt any more or less a drug than alcohol is.


oh wait, actually alcohol is a much much worse drug. scratch that.

[Lex Diamonds]

w33d isnt any more or less a drug than alcohol is.


oh wait, actually alcohol is a much much worse drug. scratch that.
Pfft, typical stoner excuses. :rolleyes:

[Bob]

Wait... Bob likes shrooms?

yessss

i've only done them once and it wasn't that much, but i did like it, i liked it alot.

[Rock]

today is national video game playing day or some shit.

[ericlee]

I have no 360 but I played MGS3 while feeling mighty pleasant for the first time. Man, the sounds of the nature were intensified and the graphics had looked alot more vivid than when sober.

[Bob]

I have no 360 but I played MGS3 while feeling mighty pleasant for the first time. Man, the sounds of the nature were intensified and the graphics had looked alot more vivid than when sober.

that game's a good time in any state