Amusing names for the lovemuscle [Archive] - Beastie Boys Message Board

Lex Diamonds

09-11-2006, 10:25 AM

womb broom
bacon torpedo
ham javelin

Otis Driftwood

09-11-2006, 10:35 AM

Shank or thigh brush or scrubber. Oh my this is not working if translated so have some german, Schenggelberschd!

Lex Diamonds

09-11-2006, 10:47 AM

meat-seeking pissile
porridge gun
blue-veined Havana

Otis Driftwood

09-11-2006, 10:51 AM

The Sergeant w the purple helmet

icy manipulator

09-11-2006, 10:59 AM

cockasaurus

Otis Driftwood

09-11-2006, 11:01 AM

Giant Size Man-Thing #1

icy manipulator

09-11-2006, 11:03 AM

shane warne probably calls his Flipper

Otis Driftwood

09-11-2006, 11:08 AM

Horror from the Crypt

Otis Driftwood

09-11-2006, 11:08 AM

RAM-ROD!

Praying Mantis

09-11-2006, 02:17 PM

Bald-headed giggle stick
Crack smacker
Goo pipe
Magenta mushroom

Lex Diamonds

09-12-2006, 10:19 AM

one-stringed banjo

B_Mackin'

09-12-2006, 05:09 PM

lil jon and the east side boys

ericlee

09-12-2006, 05:12 PM

willie the one eyed wonder worm

Caribou

09-12-2006, 06:17 PM

Purple headed love eel.

iceygirl

09-12-2006, 06:25 PM

bologna pony

Lyman Zerga

09-12-2006, 09:06 PM

Shank or thigh brush or scrubber. Oh my this is not working if translated so have some german, Schenggelberschd!

lol

how racist! what about baldies like mine?

tracky

09-12-2006, 09:33 PM

purple headed custard chucker was one we always used in school

i like all the words we'd use for an erection. boner would have to be my favourite tho. Stiffy was good, too

09-12-2006, 09:41 PM

Minnie driver

Bob

09-12-2006, 10:01 PM

Minnie driver

maybe yours

09-12-2006, 10:08 PM

Sounds like someone's curious. ;)

avignon

09-12-2006, 11:29 PM

one-eyed trouser snake
tallywacker
wing ding
Big Walt

discopants

09-13-2006, 03:06 AM

Spurt Reynolds

Bradend vanavond!

Lex Diamonds

12-02-2006, 07:44 AM

trouser trumpet
pink oboe

Schmeltz

12-02-2006, 11:53 AM

Beef whistle

Big Gus

12-02-2006, 04:01 PM

Veiny Bangstick

Pres Zount

12-02-2006, 04:04 PM

Rapier.

Planetary

12-02-2006, 08:35 PM

'the norcen'

Bob

12-02-2006, 08:47 PM

haha

Planetary

12-03-2006, 05:39 AM

Thanks, that's more an insult to you than to me. Haha!

go on... :confused:

Pres Zount

12-03-2006, 05:48 AM

I think he's saying that your post was so devoid of humour that you should be embarrassed.

Planetary

12-03-2006, 05:56 AM

I think he's saying that your post was so devoid of humour that you should be embarrassed.

oh. umm...ok.

Lex Diamonds

12-03-2006, 06:37 AM

ramrod
luncheon meat truncheon

cosmo105

12-11-2006, 01:28 AM

purple-headed womb ferret

paul jones

12-11-2006, 01:31 AM

piss gun

12-11-2006, 02:09 AM

BURN OF THE YEAR

Lex Diamonds

12-11-2006, 07:17 AM

'the norcen'
Yep, that's a definite contender. (y)

camo

12-11-2006, 07:40 AM

I don't know if any of these are repeats but:

babies arm holding an apple.

spam javelin.

tally whacker.

Johnson.

Ye purveyor of population paste