What did you learn today?

[hardnox71]

They say you learn something new every day. Well, kids, we need to share this valuable knowledge with one another. I'll go first.

Today while rollerblading in the rain I learned that bird shit is unbelievably slippery when wet. That's what I learned today.

Next.

[Matt]

two things

1) never drive a car

2) if you leave something or somewhere, it might be best to stay gone

[Bob]

rule 8(a) and 12(b)(6) of the federal rules of civil procedure are...uh...no wait...no i've got it, don't tell me...

gah, i've learned nothing today

[befsquire]

fuck your 12(b)(6).

i learned that i wasted too much time going to school when i could have just learned the law from an inmate. obviously they are in a much better position than i to know how to handle things.

[Bob]

fuck your 12(b)(6).


that's more or less what i told the professor but he didn't seem to take it too well

seriously civil procedure sucks, i don't think i'm going to like that class

[Pres Zount]

I learnt that hardnox rollerblades! Hehe!

wait, is it learnt or learned? It's learnt isn't it?

[QueenAdrock]

One of the hijackers on United 93 had a fake bomb strapped to himself. I did not know that.

[Bob]

One of the hijackers on United 93 had a fake bomb strapped to himself. I did not know that.

what kind of man wears armour hot dogs?

[befsquire]

you'll want to poke your eyeballs out when you get to erie, bob.

[kaiser soze]

I learned I shouldn't procrastinate on my papers...

still have time and half is done, oh well...I'll top it off in the library.

[Pres Zount]

Is bob going to ireland?

[QueenAdrock]

what kind of man wears armour hot dogs?

HOLY SHIT I SAID THE SAME THING!

GET OUTTA MY HEAD BOB :mad:

[ET]

Bird shit can sometimes be purple like Grimace. So says my car.

[Waus]

I learned how to play DDR today. I guess "tried it" is more accurate - I learned that I will never master that game.

[ET]

You don't want to be "good"...


you'll look like this dude. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06m-S8U_XUA)

I heard he thinks about getting laid all the time!!!

[Waus]

Yeah, I played it not so much because I had a longing to, but because I was doing it through this organization...it's complicated.

The kids playing it were pretty cool though.

[jabumbo]

halftime show for this weekends football game

[Bob]

Yeah, I played it not so much because I had a longing to, but because I was doing it through this organization...it's complicated.

The kids playing it were pretty cool though.

i learned that beck needs to re-evaluate what "cool" means to him

i've also learned that midnight is waaaaaaaay too late to begin reading assignments in law school, oh dear. won't be doing this again...i hope

[befsquire]

yes you will. and sometimes you'll be drunk.

[AdRockGRL]

I learnt that something that get off your control can become your illness....

[camo]

that it is not approriate to shout 'get bent' in the office

[QueenAdrock]

I learned that sometimes friends can be insensitive and bring up stuff you really want to forget, and it's not because they're trying to be downright mean, they're just trying to make a point, but it makes you feel terrible nonetheless and re-evaluate why you did what you did and it becomes a neverending cycle of beating yourself up.

Not to be vague or anything.

[kate]

at six flags the other day i saw a buncha hot dogs duct taped together like a hot dog bomb. i wonder what that was all about.

[chrisd]

i learned that banks have hedge funds integrated in asset management

[QueenAdrock]

hot dog bombs sound delicious right about now actually

[kate]

would it be insensitive to tell you i think i had a sex dream about wayne last night? i've been trying to decide all morning if i should tell you. so you decide for me, and forget about it if it's inappropriate!

[zorra_chiflada]

i learnt that you need a licence to own a hermit crab in tasmania

[QueenAdrock]

would it be insensitive to tell you i think i had a sex dream about wayne last night? i've been trying to decide all morning if i should tell you. so you decide for me, and forget about it if it's inappropriate!

How the hell did that happen?

You know, sometimes in dreams people are displaced with "safe" people. So like, you doing it with your best friend isn't out of the ordinary because you were trying to shield yourself from thinking about doing it with that guy that lives next to you.

So maybe Wayne was really supposed to be ME in that dream, you were just too nervous to think it. :cool:

[kate]

that's probably it:cool:

i have no idea how it happened. i've only ever seen him in like two pictures. and that was years ago. we never actually got around to doing it, but we were on our way down the stairs into a sewer or something with the intentions of doing it. i was also 38 years old, and the plot of my dream was written on the wall down to the sewer, and we stopped to read it to get to know each other and see what we were about to do. weird dream it was

[chrisd]

i learned that hotties talkin all loud bout their boyfriends in the tram want other men to look, talk, flirt and dirt in order to replace those said boyfriends

[Lo_Lyfe]

learned that blind man is a bad driver. blind man posts here, right?

[Dr Deaf]

i learned that junk ass ford focus zx3s doors automatically lock if say the car was running and the wind blew the fucking door shut right after you stowed some luggage and secured the piece of shit hatch.

fucking ford, quality is job junk.

[paul jones]

I learned today that that song 'W.O.L.D.' was by Harry Chapin....my friend has a digital radio and it displays tracks and titles

[mikizee]

i learned that after you replace the controller of a register at woolworths it takes fucking 45 minutes to reboot.

[trailerprincess]

I learnt that I can leave my house at 16 minutes past (as per the clock on my oven) and still make my train

[mikizee]

i learned that after working 12 hours, you should probably have a shower straight after u get home.

[trailerprincess]

I am beginning to learn that I hate my job so perhaps not showering ever might get me the sack

[Bob]

i'm learning prejudice

[skra75]

I learned that the more I try to pick up my broken pieces, the further I get from understanding how they all fit together, or if they need to fit together at all. I learned that the more I try to depend and lean on others, the further it takes me to realize who I am and what I need to become.

[abcdefz]

I learned that the true version of Black Market Clash really IS available on CD. (y)

[cosmo105]

that using tylenol to help cure a hangover is actually really bad for you and kills your liver in half the time. it's about protein receptors, people! use ibuprofen instead.

[QueenAdrock]

I learned that an actual invisibility cloak is currently in the works.

[wrongwayandugg]

They say you learn something new every day. Well, kids, we need to share this valuable knowledge with one another. I'll go first.

Today while rollerblading in the rain I learned that bird shit is unbelievably slippery when wet. That's what I learned today.

Next.

i learned that pogs are worth nothing on ebay.:mad:

[skra75]

that using tylenol to help cure a hangover is actually really bad for you and kills your liver in half the time. it's about protein receptors, people! use ibuprofen instead.
USE VITAMIN B!!

[Lex Diamonds]

I learnt that Wayne Rooney has not quite got his full fitness and form back.

[ggirlballa]

i learned some more algebra.....YAY EXCITING!(n)

[jennyb]

That sometimes other people are in different situations than I am. Yeah. That's all I have to say about that.

[cosmo105]

USE VITAMIN B!!
there's more than one, you know. ;)

[hardnox71]

*bump*


I learnt that hardnox rollerblades! Hehe!

Yeah, hard to picture, isn't it? I just started recently (like a week and half ago.) I've always had a good sense of balance so that's not a problem but my ankles have been killing me. Sometimes I can't walk when I wake up in the morning.


I learned how to play DDR today. I guess "tried it" is more accurate - I learned that I will never master that game.
I hate that fucking game. I don't have a computer so I use the ones at the DePaul Student Center and the computer room is right below the fucking game room. It just so happens that the computers I use the most are directly below that gotdamned game. The hours of continuous stomping are fucking irritating. :mad:



A few days ago I learned that someone I know got shot. Earlier today I learned that another person I know is the one who did it.

[yooooo]

i lEARNED: PRESS THE CAPSLOCK BUTTON AGAIN BEFORE you type something

[Schmeltz]

I learned that a fairly good friend of mine is gay.

[yooooo]

^ ohhhhhhhh shit

[b-grrrlie]

Today I learned that the month stone for January is garnet and for Virgo jade (amongst others).

[SobaViolence]

i learned freecell is better than solitair.

and that i am still able to have strong felings for females.
and my university is composed of 80% lamewads.