i think i have fsad

[kate]

FEMALE SEXUAL AROUSAL DISORDER

go ahead, try to turn me on. try

[ET]

Give me a second to grab a goat, some Mr. Bubble, and a webcam. BRB!

[Otis Driftwood]

With you all disorderly it will be hard to find out which buttons to push to turn you on... :confused:

[kate]

yeah, but you can have fun trying.

i have a feeling et may solve my problem!

[ET]

It's sad to say but ol' Leroy passed away a couple of days ago due to autoerotic asphyxiation. :( Guess we have to go the whole posting about it route.

Do you think your condition is due to physical or psychological stimuli? Or is it one of those "i dunno" kind of things? Or would the inability to bang me be causing this, hmmm?

[kate]

i dunno what it is. it's probably psychological, because i have no enthusiasm about anything anymore. but it may be physical, because it started when i went on the pill. but i've been off that for many many months. maybe i need more goat in my life

[chrisd]

watch tons of mr. rogers' neighborhood

[ET]

A few months off of the pill... yeah that wouldn't be in your system anymore. Perhaps the circumstances surrounding the pill might have been the culprit. I don't know much about your personal life (and I don't want to pry) but just consider it a slump. Try to find some kind of new hobby to get into or try something new in the bedroom. Maybe like feathers or ice, y'know. Don't break out the goats, at first. Yeah I know... hard to do!!!

I sound like that old lady's sex show on Lifetime. :( Um...uh... take two blow up goats (http://www.chocolatefantasies.com/blow-Up-Billy-Goat.jpg) and call me in the morning. Then ask me what I'm wearing. *ba-dum ching!*

[kate]

slumps are stupid:( i wanna want sex:( mr rogers' voice creeps me out

[Bob]

are you still into toes or

[paul jones]

watch some porn

[kate]

omg, i haven't had a toe sucked in so long. i totally forgot about that. omgomgomgomg

[skra75]

a roll of duct tape, a cheap card table, and the hotel ice bucket