My bottom hurts.

[Nivvie]

I haven't been on a bike for eight years, but last night I took husband's mountain bike out, and to show how hard I am, cycled ten miles through the country. Being a bloke's saddle it was like a razorblade trying to get intimate with me, and as the bike is so big, I had to hop onto the crossbar everytime I stopped.
Now I have to type on my knees.

So, I've just ordered a gel cushion saddle cover, anyone have one?
Any tips for arse agony?

[Dorothy Wood]

the trick is to turn back when your bum starts really hurting, rather than keeping on.


otherwise, you made your bed and now you have to sleep in it! uncomfortable!

[yooooo]

just keep on riding until cornea is growing

[Nivvie]

I have a pretty big butt, so it seemed to mask some of the agony at the time.
Plus, I can't have my husband thinking I'm a wuss.

I might try sitting in a bucket of cold water.

[Yeti]

Any tips for arse agony?


:eek:

[B_Mackin']

bikeing shorts help a lot(y)

[Lex Diamonds]

Why hasn't anyone made an immature and explicit bumsex joke yet?

I'm disappointed with you all. :(

[TurdBerglar]

buy a woman's saddle. the have a hole or a soft spot for the cooch

[Yeti]

buy a woman's saddle. the have a hole or a soft spot for the cooch

This thread should end here. TurdBerglar has spoken.

[TurdBerglar]

but now it ends with you asshole



no wait. it ends with me again

[Justin]

i went horseback riding for the first time back in 2000. I couldnt walk for 3 freakin days.

but that was a diffrent kind of hurt.