Post here and Afronaut and Mickill will cast their judgement upon thee

[Dorothy Wood]

barbeque sauce.

[Lo_Lyfe]

the who?

[Echewta]

This recipe makes 4 to 5 cups. Yogurt can be stored in the refrigerator for about 10 days. This recipe can be doubled or tripled with no loss of quality, but make sure you can use that amount in 10 days or less. Adjust pan and container size accordingly.


1 quart milk (whole, lowfat, skim or reconstituted nonfat dry milk) Note: If you use home-produced milk, either from a cow or goat, it must be pasteurized (see Table 2) before preparing yogurt or any other milk product.


Nonfat dry milk powder — use 1/3 cup powder when using whole or lowfat milk, or use 2/3 cup powder when using skim or reconstituted nonfat dry milk


1/4 cup commercial, unflavored, cultured yogurt*


2 to 4 tablespoons sugar or honey (optional)


1/2 package (1 teaspoon) unflavored gelatin (for thick, firm yogurt only)

[beastiegirrl101]

I'm sure I'll regret this.

[yooooo]

what the fuck is going on

WILL SMITH, HELP NEEDED

[Dorothy Wood]

barbeque sauce.

donuts.

[monkey]

are they casting judgement right now in their judgement brew? by that i mean, are they witches? should they be drowned?

[Dorothy Wood]

are they casting judgement right now in their judgement brew? by that i mean, are they witches? should they be drowned?

they're not witches, they're goblins.

[Echewta]

I think this is all just a ruse. A NLOL if you will.

[yooooo]

what up mickill http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/shared/wow-com/images/characters/ingame/mage.jpg

[Dorothy Wood]

the who?


A: ok, let's start with this lo lyfe dude
Z: dude
Z: whotf is lo lyfe
A: he's this wigga character
A: he's harmless
A: wait, have we started?
Z: yeah dude
A: i don't know
A: sometimes i wanna punch him in his vital organs
A: but most of the time, he's just there
Z: i have no idea who he is
Z: but i bet he's a total low life.
Z: pun intended!!!!
Z: teehee
A ok, this one's a wrap

[hpdrifter]

mickill casts his judgement upon me all the time.

That's how he got the nickname Killa.

[Nuzzolese]

You're making this up, Dorothy. Either that or you're a genius and you figured out how to make us travel back in time.

[Dorothy Wood]

This recipe makes 4 to 5 cups. Yogurt can be stored in the refrigerator for about 10 days. This recipe can be doubled or tripled with no loss of quality, but make sure you can use that amount in 10 days or less. Adjust pan and container size accordingly.


1 quart milk (whole, lowfat, skim or reconstituted nonfat dry milk) Note: If you use home-produced milk, either from a cow or goat, it must be pasteurized (see Table 2) before preparing yogurt or any other milk product.


Nonfat dry milk powder — use 1/3 cup powder when using whole or lowfat milk, or use 2/3 cup powder when using skim or reconstituted nonfat dry milk


1/4 cup commercial, unflavored, cultured yogurt*


2 to 4 tablespoons sugar or honey (optional)


1/2 package (1 teaspoon) unflavored gelatin (for thick, firm yogurt only)


A: aight
A: whos postin
Z: echewtard
A: echewta
A: he's been on this board since like
A: 1980
A: is he some kind of loser?
Z: yeah, LEGEND
Z: truth
Z: mr youtube
A: he sure is crafty with recipes
A: but did yuo hear about that one time
A: he tried to molest cosmo
Z: it was consensual
Z consensual molesting
A: dude, i heard he just got his thing out
A: and started chasing her
A: down the road and shit
Z: yeah, but she was all running slow on purpose and whatever
A: ohhh
A: i see
Z: or maybe she's just a slow runner
A: i wonder if steger knows about this
Z: i dunno
A: i bet she's a slow runner
A: she's all feeble and weak
Z: probably
A: cuz she's some kind of vegan
Z: yeah, we're kinda getting off topic
A: oh, yeah
A: echewta
Z: not that we're working with the best material here
A: i heard he liked weak and feeble bitches
Z: i believe he has some kind of donkey fetish
A: he's an ass man
A: pun intended!!!
A: lol, right?
Z: sure
A: i think this is a wrap

[Dorothy Wood]

I'm sure I'll regret this.


A: nata
Z: oh man
Z: nata totally wanted my bod
Z: likea year ago
Z: she wanted to pounce this shit
A: i heard about that
Z: no doubt
A: yeah, she was pretty into you there for a while
Z: oh shi
Z: do you think i still have a chance?
A: no, i don't think you ever did
Z: oh
Z: do you think she'll show me her mammaries?
A: she's got fairly medium standards
A: you might not have any chance at all
Z: dude
Z: i think im gonna try
Z: im gonna get those mams
A: yeah
A: them jugs
A: her ripe papayas
Z: im gonna give that hot mama a mammogram
Z: with mah handz
A: sweet
A: you seem pretty confident
Z: confidence is key
Z: the wimminz find confidence sexy
A: yeah, i think she digs dudes with low self esteem though
Z: hmm
Z: i might have to change my game plan then
Z: dude
Z: is this a wrap?
A: yeah, i think it is

[Dorothy Wood]

You're making this up, Dorothy. Either that or you're a genius and you figured out how to make us travel back in time.

God help me if I was.

[Dorothy Wood]

what the fuck is going on

WILL SMITH, HELP NEEDED

S: yoooo
C: who the fuck is yoooo
C: why is he talking about will smith
S: do you really think i know/care?
S: i think he's like some loser's reincarnation of his old loser self or something
S: one of those people that magically show up out of the blue knowing everything about everyone on the board
S: with an avatar and a sig
S: etc
C: i think he's a fag. and thats all i think there is to say about this homo
S: yeah
S: good point
S: wrap it up

[yooooo]

hahahahhaa(y)

[Echewta]

yoooo is skye

[Dorothy Wood]

donuts.

Z: sarks almost fucked it up, she almost botched this shit
Z: not a good way to start off
Z: however, she did clarify that we were indeed not witches, but goblins
A: that was a nice touch
A: i was touched
A: she touched me
A: inappropriately
A: but not in my bathing suit area
Z: i let her touch me inappropriately all the time
A: you're a skank whore though
Z: True.
A: that's to be expected
A: you're slutty
Z: im a slutmaster deluxe
A: you're trashy
Z: im a sexual vulture
A: that wasn't a hint
Z: no, not at all
Z: neither was mine
A: i wasn't hinting at your true idea, mr a
Z: yeah
Z: wait
A: indentity
B: or am i mr z?
Z: no one will ever know
A: that needs to be edited before we go to print
Z: yeah.
A: and this part should be left out
Z: yeah
A: while we discuss the innerworkings of our mega empire
Z: i forget who we're doing right now
A: we're doing dorothy
A: that needs to be edited too, cos you called her sarky
Z: oh yeah
A: and she's in the witness protection program or something
A: thats right
A: ok, she's a nice girl
A: let's leave it at that
A: i just wish that she'd....
A: oh nevermind
A: it's silly
Z: this is a train wreck
A: i agree
A: let's move on
A: wrap that bitch

[Dorothy Wood]

are they casting judgement right now in their judgement brew? by that i mean, are they witches? should they be drowned?

Z: monkey
Z: i don't know about that name
A: me neither
Z: i mean
A: i think it's pretty lame
Z: it's original, i suppose
Z: in that, quick, think of a name for me sorta way
A: yeah
A: fuck that noise
A: and you wanted her to be our sidebroad?
A: were you high or something?
Z: i never said that
Z: oh wait
Z: i mighta mentioned her
Z: at one point
A: yeah dude
A: we did it once
A: me and her
Z: you're just a sleazy dirty bitch
A: that was a lie.
A: we never did it.
A: i dont know why i lie like that
A: i have a problem
Z: oh, i believed you for a sec
Z: because it just seemed so believable
A: yeah
A: im a slut
A i think this is a wrap
Z: no wait
Z: i just had to get this one last thing off my chest
Z: pauli, if you're reading this
Z: keep on truckin, babe
Z: oh wait, i don't say that to her
A: you're so queer.
Z: i'm thinking of someone else
A: WRAP
Z: aight!

[yooooo]

yoooo is skye

obligatory question..... who?

[cosmo105]

gleems

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

with club sauce.

[cosmo105]

WITH SPICY CLUB SAUCE

[Teh]

Dandy fop already did this like 2 years ago, but go for it, they're 2 of the few people whose posts i actually read once in a while.

[Dorothy Wood]

Dandy fop already did this like 2 years ago, but go for it, they're 2 of the few people whose posts i actually read once in a while.

well, bagel face, I am but the messenger, twas not my idea.

[Bob]

oh oh

[Teh]

well, bagel face, I am but the messenger, twas not my idea.

Who'd you think you're talkin to, bawbag?! :mad:

[Dorothy Wood]

your mom?

[Teh]

Wha? Don't bring ma momma into this you low life hippy.

[ericlee]

porkchops and appleshaushe

[Dorothy Wood]

way to jump on the bandwagon, crab cake.

[Dorothy Wood]

mickill casts his judgement upon me all the time.

That's how he got the nickname Killa.

a: hpdrifter
a: does she work for hewlett packard or something
z: since she's got a crush on her
z: ok, rewind
z: we're not starting with that
q: begin
z: that was cornball
z: ok now
a: alright
z: ok
z: go
q: hp?
a: i dont know anything about hp
z: she lives in seattle
z: she's a fan of the mickill show
a: is she hot
z: i respect that
q: she seems nice, but she has one of them beastieboys reference names
z: yeah, which is sorta like minus 10 points
z: on a scale of 1 to 100\
q: I'd give her the hot meat injection
a: i wanna see a pic
a: cmon
z: i'll link you
a: tiite
q: *pic*
z: hold on
z: !
a: well
a: i dont know anything about her
a: next?
q: baked cheetos are good
q: nest
q: next!

[Dorothy Wood]

You're making this up, Dorothy. Either that or you're a genius and you figured out how to make us travel back in time.

z: nuzz
a: nuzz
a: i think she wants my bod
z: i don't really know much about her, but she seems like a sprightly young lass
a: i think she's into bdsm or something
z: is that like felching?
a: yeah
z: i should hope not
a: i think she is, bro
z: you're into dirty sanchez' yourself, aren't you?
a: no, dude
z: or fruitapalia or something like that
z: anyhow, yeah
a: she's a bit of a perv
z: i wouldn't change anything about her other than her obnoxious attitude
z: the rest is primajuana
a: yah
a: no doubr
a: t
q: wait, I liked some of that other stuff better
a: you edit it
q: no, I'm busy

[Dorothy Wood]

gleems

ME: I said can, let's get this party started
J: ok
J: cosmo
ME: healthy
J: vegan
J: pure
ME: salty
J: skanky
peanutgallery: cool
J: bit smelly
ME: sort of flakey
J: hold on, who said cool?
peanutgallery: me
J: wtf
J: cool?
J: cosmo
ME: I'd like to bake her in a pie
J: and eat the pie?
J: or burn it?
ME: no, give it to people
J: so you'd split it among people
ME: $50 a slice
J: is there diamonds in this pie?
ME: yeah, it'd be a great trick
ME: where are you getting your 50 dollar diamonds?
J: they're champagne diamonds
ME: that’s stupid
J: zirconians?
J: fugazis
ME: well anyway, the price just went up
ME: and there's a waiting list
J: ok, check this....diamond dust
J: that would justify the hefty price on that pie
ME: except it's cosmo
J: ok sure
ME: diamond dust<cosmo
J: ii hear she's a slow runner
J: that's enough about that broad
ME: I heard she can lift an elephant with her vagina
J: ok
ME: the end
J: i don't doubt that
J: cut...edit and print that
J: someone
ME: totally tubular
J: i was feeling that one
ME: I mean, end

[cookiepuss]

what is going on here exactly?

[Lex Diamonds]

Judge me, oh great and powerful chat nerds! Please! Oh how I long for internet acceptance!!! :eek: :eek: (!)

[Lo_Lyfe]

^^^you aint playin tho

scust @ this being the best these faggots could do(n)

[ToucanSpam]

Go ahead, goose this schmuck.

[Lex Diamonds]

^^^you aint playin tho
Sure I spend a fuckload too much time on here but I couldn't give a big green super stinky ass loaf what most people think about me.

[Lo_Lyfe]

^^why post? to feel like youre down? these same dudes think they cooler then you.

if they wanna impress me they should judge the people who aint posted in this thread

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah these dudes think they are the shit and as far as homoerotic internet snobbery goes, they are. I posted partly because I wanted to show my disgust and partly cuz I want to see if they can find something to say about me which is true and they haven't said a million times before.

[Lo_Lyfe]

Yeah these dudes think they are the shit and as far as homoerotic internet snobbery goes, they are. I posted partly because I wanted to show my disgust and partly cuz I want to see if they can find something to say about me which is true and they haven't said a million times before.
you seen the replies. you lost. they just playin internet games with they friends. that shits the gayest, they lost no matter how you play it

[Lex Diamonds]

Whatever man, was just a bit of fun. You had to go and get all serious about it.

BUTTMUNCH

[Lyman Zerga]

barf it out

[Lo_Lyfe]

just a bit of fun

on the real? damn get a life brah

[Lo_Lyfe]

but whatever lol

[HEIRESS]

I had either food poisoning or virus induced diarrhea/excessive throwing up yesterday, please make me feel less light than I do right now

[jackrock]

Spermwhale


10°C
Overcast. Light rain showers.

[Helvete]

Wait, who are all the letters? Who is Z, what about J? A?

[avignon]

So, by voting that this thread is terrible, would that take away a gold star? Because one star is terrible. I mean, if the thread has no stars and I vote that it is terrible, does that give it one star? Or if the thread already has multiple stars, and I vote that it is terrible, that's one star added or taken away?

[little j]

la la la la laaaa

[Lex Diamonds]

on the real? damn get a life brah
Why are you coming here then? Education?

[na§tee]

i guess the goodness was available for a limited time only.

[Sluts_Anonymous]

with club sauce.
GUEST HOSTED BY THE LOVELY ZORRA

X: mr boomin granny
P: okok
P: don't know much about him to be honest
P: he's cosmo's man
X: ha
X: cosmo wishes
X: he's a slut
X: he's had an affair with every member of that board
X: me included
P: not i!
X: i was the most serious of the bunch though.
P: why have i missed out?
X: me and him
X: we really had something
P: on the boomin biscuits?
X: he even visited me one dreamy summer
X: *sigh*
X: then this harlot
P: woah
X: cosmo
X: goes and takes him away
X: little whore.
P: oooh
P: there's some burnage
P: right there
P: that's burnage
X: yeah
X: burnage
X: whatever that means
X: cosmo, if you're reading this
P: burnination
X: im gonna get you back
X: if it's the last thing i do
P: lol
X: don't you lol me, knave
P: am i a knave now?
P: wtf?
X: yeah
P: what evs mang
X: this is a wrap

[Sluts_Anonymous]

Dandy fop already did this like 2 years ago, but go for it, they're 2 of the few people whose posts i actually read once in a while.
+: ok it's tehs turn
-: WRAP IT LIKE A SOUVLAKI
-: OH SHIT
-: okok
-: teh is scottish
-: and young
-: i bet he has skin that burns easily
-: in the sunlight
+: what teh doesnt realize, is that thread he's talking about. that dandyfop made 2 years ago. was another post here and afro and mike will etc etc thread. thats what he doesnt understand.
+: doesnt he like metallica or something
-: no
-: that's tzar
-: teh likes stencil art
-: i think
+: oh
-: now what
-: do i have to talk more?
+: mike kill is back and he wants to do the rest now.
-: oooh
-: so shaft me over
-: why don't you
+: if faithbanks posts in our thread, you can do that one with us

[TurdBerglar]

shit

[Sluts_Anonymous]

oh oh
also with the lovely zorra

!: bob
?: oh bob!
!: i like bob
?: how can i not say awesome things about bob?
!: i think he's a racist though
!: and a homophobe
?: hahaha
?: you know
?: bob deserves some pussy
?: not just some
?: a lot
?: he's a cool guy
!: maybe he'd get some pussy if he was aracist and a homophobe.
?: he deserves it more than some other people
?: are you trying to make this funny by saying mean things?
?: there's nothing fun about mean!
?: and smoking isnt' cool either!
!: i beg to differ, poopface
!: ok bob
!: im down with bob
?: ooooh
?: poopface is it
?: yeah
!: bob is down with me. i think.
!: i dont know
?: i'm down like a clown
!: are you down with me, bob?
?: charlie brown
!: you're so corny.
?: what
?: what did i do?
?: jeez
?: i try to liven things up
!: i had sex with bob once
?: no
?: that's not true
?: you're lying about that
!: you're right
!: i'm lying about that
?: yes
?: i knew you were
!: or am i?
?: there was really no point
!: OR AM I???
?: in you saying that
!: HUH?
?: most things you say are lies
!: YOU DONT KNWO ANYTHING
!: this is a wrap
?: i know some things
!: A WRAP
?: oh shit
!: WHAT DO YOU KNWO?
?: ok
?: WRAP IT
?: i know why the sun shines
!: because god hates you, right?
?: no
!: oh
?: the sun is a mass of incandescent gas
!: this is getting boring
!: consider this wrapped
?: fine then
?: i will

[Sluts_Anonymous]

porkchops and appleshaushe
again, with the increasingly annoying zorra.

y: ericlee
n: he's a cool guy
n: he's in bob league
y: i dont know anything about him
n: seriously
n: ericlee and bob
y: except i may have had sex with him too
y: im not sure
n: are in like that people who are cool
n: league
n: i wish i was in that league
y: what league am i in
n: i'm not
n: you're in like
n: a person that lies
n: and says they have sex with board members leage
n: league
y: you're fired
n: oh snap
y: now, what league am i really in?
y: if you value your job?
n: oh for gods sake
n: you're in like
n: little league
n: lol
y: i hate you
y: why are you mean to me?
n: because you started it
y: whatever, it doesnt matter. back to ericlee
y: i never had sex with him.
n: BACK TO ERICLEE
y: i just remembered
y: it wasnt him
n: he's a man of standards
y: what are you implying here?
n): oh nothing
n: nothing at all
y: ...
y: i oughta slap you
n: so do it
y: maybe i will
n: so do it then
y: i just might
n: fine then
n: do it
y: yeah
y: dont tempt me, woman
n: ok
n: what now
y: umm
y: it's a wrap?
n: ok
y: hey
y: one more thing
n: oh what is it
y: *slap*
n : oh
n: yeah
n : i really felt that
y: ok, it's a wrap
n: OVER THE INTERNET
y: QUIET

[b i o n i c]

oh lord, why.

[HOTWIFE]

wasn't this done before? Ooops I posted hardy har har likeomg(!)

[b i o n i c]

im in love with sluts_anonymous.

[Sluts_Anonymous]

what is going on here exactly?
E: and a 5, 6, 7, 8
I: cookiepuss
I: boobs
E: beastie boy reference name
I: breasts
E: minus 10 points
E: not for the juggs
E: the name
I: juggaloons
O: you need to stop that
I: alright.
O: yes
I: breasticles
O: hey
O: i thought i said enough
I: oh, yeah
I: cookiepuss
E: her produce
I: i dont know much about her either
I: but
I: she's alright in my book
I: tittays
O: yeah
E: she's a friendly gal
E: charitable
I: i'd like to meet her
I: and give her a hug
O: dude
O: you're like
I: yknow?
O: e-jerking off in her face
O: that's not very polite
I: dude
I: no way
O: yes way
I: whats wrong with hugs???
I: are you anti-hugs???
E: you're a pig , dude
O: depends
I: does she even have boobs??!
E: i should punch you in the lungs
I: i dont even know!
O: yes you do!
O: you do know!
I: bno i dont!
I: i do not nkow!
O: oh yes
E: i should tear open your rib cage for that
O: oh yes you do
I: does she have mammaries!
I: i do not know
I: whether she does
I: or not
E: let's just stop now before you start talking about anal rape again
E: sick bastard

[Sluts_Anonymous]

Judge me, oh great and powerful chat nerds! Please! Oh how I long for internet acceptance!!!

K: bitchez ain't shit but hoes and tricks!
Y: LOL scust @ deez f@ggotZ
K: i don't really care what anyone thinks about me on teh internetz mate omg!
K: i'm just a young black pimp thatz out to smoke bluntz and mack da bitchez son!
K: i woulda got locked up by da fedz for smackin dis bitch with my 17 inch cock in front of the chippy on friday mate
K: but i pulled out mi nine and had mi trigga pon cocked n licked shots ras clot rude bwoy!
Y: LOL @ u dunny
Y: i'm eatin pork rinds
Y: feel me?
Y: real t@lk
K: i haven't the faintest idea what u're sayin mate
K: out on bail/fresh outta jail/california dreamin
K: soon as i step on tha scene/i'm hearin hoochiez screamin!
Y: scust at deez homoz lol
Y: i'm drinkinz bacon greaze like what
Y: mad baconz
Y: chea
Y: fuk dat i'm sizzlin
K: i don't care what anyone here thinkz about me mate
K: did i mention that i don't take the internetzorz serious omg
Y: scusted lol

[Lex Diamonds]

I never say scust that's Lo Lyfe's thing. But yeah nice work, very funny.

[yooooo]

K: bitchez ain't shit but hoes and tricks!
Y: LOL scust @ deez f@ggotZ
K: i don't really care what anyone thinks about me on teh internetz mate omg!
K: i'm just a young black pimp thatz out to smoke bluntz and mack da bitchez son!
K: i woulda got locked up by da fedz for smackin dis bitch with my 17 inch cock in front of the chippy on friday mate
K: but i pulled out mi nine and had mi trigga pon cocked n licked shots ras clot rude bwoy!
Y: LOL @ u dunny
Y: i'm eatin pork rinds
Y: feel me?
Y: real t@lk
K: i haven't the faintest idea what u're sayin mate
K: out on bail/fresh outta jail/california dreamin
K: soon as i step on tha scene/i'm hearin hoochiez screamin!
Y: scust at deez homoz lol
Y: i'm drinkinz bacon greaze like what
Y: mad baconz
Y: chea
Y: fuk dat i'm sizzlin
K: i don't care what anyone here thinkz about me mate
K: did i mention that i don't take the internetzorz serious omg
Y: scusted lol

^lolz

[b i o n i c]

i want sluts to judge me dammit

[beastieangel01]

oh noes

[Sluts_Anonymous]

Go ahead, goose this schmuck.
2: toucan spam
3: he's a smart guy
2: you know, at first i thought he had a few issues
2: but he actually is smart
2: he's witty
2: he actually knows quite a bit
3: he's a good person to talk to
2: and he's patient
1: toucanspam is definitely the funniest member on the board
1: in my opinion
2: i think so
3: yeah
1: he just makes me laugh and laugh
3: and it's not funny in an insulting people kind of way
2: at times, yeah, he says something that's not funny
1: yeah, he's funny in a genuinely funny way
2: but it's like hardly ever
3: it's like a good, clean humour
2: it is
2: like the cosby show
1: i think he's a classy guy
3: yeah
2: he's like bill cosby with an edge
3: respectful of women
2: he's a stand up dude
1: but not the kind of edge that can hurt someone
3: and i believe he is a man of faith
2: no
1: the kind of edge that will tickle someone
1: and make them laugh
3: a feathered edge
3: perhaps
2: he can be pretty inspiring
1: a peacock feather
2: i mean, look at what he's achieved in his short life
1: he definitely inspires me to be a better person
2: i think we've said enough
2: what more can you say about that guy
1: toucan, keep on keepin on, old buddy
3: yeah
3: peace out
3: yo
2: take care

[mickill]

^^^you aint playin tho

scust @ this being the best these faggots could do(n)
...yeah (http://www.alm.sd50.bc.ca/student_webs/gravy/Gravy.html)

[Sluts_Anonymous]

I had either food poisoning or virus induced diarrhea/excessive throwing up yesterday, please make me feel less light than I do right now
5: heiress
5: try not to talk exclusively about her breasts
5: like some pervert
5: going on and on about her ripe melons
5: her tangy grapefruits
5: like some pervert
5: talk about something other than her juggs
5: her rack of produce
5: her cherub heads
5: those headlights
5: for once, try not to sound like a manslut begging to grope some chick's eggplants
8: alright fine
5: just try to talk about something other than her knockers
5: you disgust me
8: alright alright
5: good
5: just give the talk about her voluptuous bosoms a rest
8: dude
8: alright
5: those lucious melon balls
5: just don't go there
5: people think you're like some animal rapist
5: always talking about fondling and groping the bag pipes
8: *slap*
5: just stop
8: get a hold of yourself, man!
5: ok enough
5: next

[Sluts_Anonymous]

Spermwhale


10°C
Overcast. Light rain showers.
,: jackrock
.: jackrock is a child prodigy, i believe
. i think he's like 9
,: he's another person i know nothing about
.: he's a young buck
.: very young
.: maybe even 6
.: i think he's 6
,: just how you like them, right?
.: dude
,: perv
.: that's just wrong, man
.: you're wrong for that
,: my bad, my bad
.: ok
.: so yeah
.: did you watch rockstar supernova last night?
,: no
,: i dont watch tv
,: im too indie for tv
.: that band is going to be so kickass
.: just fyi
.: that band is going to be the next velvet revolver
.: mark my words
,: oh shit
.: oh
,: the next velvet revolver?
.: wrap this one up
,: no way
,: oh yeah
,: wrap

[Sluts_Anonymous]

Wait, who are all the letters? Who is Z, what about J? A?
\: helvete
/: ok
/: who the fuck
/: is
/: helvete
\: honestly
\: i have to say
\: i haven't got a clue at all
\: at all
/e: next?
\: NONE
\: sure

[Sluts_Anonymous]

So, by voting that this thread is terrible, would that take away a gold star? Because one star is terrible. I mean, if the thread has no stars and I vote that it is terrible, does that give it one star? Or if the thread already has multiple stars, and I vote that it is terrible, that's one star added or taken away?
John Travolta: avignon?
Vin Diesel: is she another girl with big ones?
Vin Diesel: or am i thinking of someone else
John Travolta: do you have any idea what her post means?
Vin Diesel: no, i have no idea
John Travolta: it's like thoroughly idiotic
Vin Diesel: she is obvious delirious
Vin Diesel: from those huge sweater cows
Vin Diesel: you knowwhat, im just being disrespectful now.
Vin Diesel: should we start over?
John Travolta: how many nights of boozing and zero sleep does it take to post something as unintelligable as that?
Vin Diesel: yeah, true
John Travolta: no, just leave it
John Travolta: but seriously
John Travolta: what does any of that mean?
Vin Diesel: it means
Vin Diesel: "im stupid"
Vin Diesel: thats what it means
John Travolta: it's like trying to watch tv in one room with another on at high volume in the next room
Vin Diesel: exactly
Vin Diesel: it's like
Vin Diesel: trying to eat
Vin Diesel: a nice dinner
Vin Diesel: in the middle of the sahara
Vin Diesel: and a stampede of zebras go by
Vin Diesel: and they're just tearing shit up
Vin Diesel: making yuor food go all over the place
Vin Diesel: and you're just like
Vin Diesel: goddamn
Vin Diesel: goddamn zebras
Vin Diesel: shit
John Travolta: right
Vin Diesel: why am i eating my dinner in the sahara.
John Travolta: ok next
Vin Diesel: there arent even zebras in the sahara, are there?
Vin Diesel: it's a fucking desert
John Travolta: right
Vin Diesel: i dont even know whats going on
Vin Diesel: that what she's like
John Travolta: moving on
Vin Diesel: alright
John Travolta: right
Vin Diesel: next

[Rock]

Well it's done she taaaagged me, duck duck goose
I'm batter up I can't sleep the fly brotha must produce
the power pack and I'm stacked like a forty-five Mag
Straight up tennis shoes in my pants there's a sag

[Sluts_Anonymous]

la la la la laaaa
A: little j
Z: little j is OLDSKOOL
A: the j is for JUGGS
A: oops
A: right
A: i was gonna say that the j was for oldskool
Z: she loves sex
Z: and loves showing off her titits
A: i wouldn't know
A: i don't look for that kinda thing on this board
A: i'm oblivious to that sorta thing
A: breasts and whatnot
A: i'm sure theres more to her than that though
A: tell me about her
Z: i think she's like
Z: a muslim or something
Z: or a christian
Z: maybe a jew
A: i think her boyfriend has some impressive hair or something
A: i keep hearing about it
Z: are they married yet?
Z: why arentthey married
A: dude, how would i know?
A: do you think i write about these people in my diary or something?
Z: yeah
Z: i do think you do that
A: my diary is all about cars and swords
Z: dude, i have a sword
A: ok
A: wrap this one up

[b-grrrlie]

I just had runner beans and Jerusalem artichokes for dinner.....
had a few glasses of wine as welll..... and now I'm gonna go through the rest of the thread...

[yooooo]

stop the alias jokes

[ericlee]

again, with the increasingly annoying zorra.

y: ericlee
n: he's a cool guy
n: he's in bob league
y: i dont know anything about him
n: seriously
n: ericlee and bob
y: except i may have had sex with him too
y: im not sure
n: are in like that people who are cool
n: league
n: i wish i was in that league
y: what league am i in
n: i'm not
n: you're in like
n: a person that lies
n: and says they have sex with board members leage
n: league
y: you're fired
n: oh snap
y: now, what league am i really in?
y: if you value your job?
n: oh for gods sake
n: you're in like
n: little league
n: lol
y: i hate you
y: why are you mean to me?
n: because you started it
y: whatever, it doesnt matter. back to ericlee
y: i never had sex with him.
n: BACK TO ERICLEE
y: i just remembered
y: it wasnt him
n: he's a man of standards
y: what are you implying here?
n): oh nothing
n: nothing at all
y: ...
y: i oughta slap you
n: so do it
y: maybe i will
n: so do it then
y: i just might
n: fine then
n: do it
y: yeah
y: dont tempt me, woman
n: ok
n: what now
y: umm
y: it's a wrap?
n: ok
y: hey
y: one more thing
n: oh what is it
y: *slap*
n : oh
n: yeah
n : i really felt that
y: ok, it's a wrap
n: OVER THE INTERNET
y: QUIET

After reading that, I now have the strange urge to rub hotsauce on my nipples and scoot across the carpet as a dog would to scratch it's ass.

[Sluts_Anonymous]

barf it out
1: randy
2: lyman zerrrrrguh
1: she's cool, right? is she?
1: or isnt she?
1 i dont know
2: she left a picture of the pillsbury dough boy on my myspace a while back
2: that's what i know abut her
1: she was trying to tell you something, man
1: you're starting to get a little chub
1: just fyi
1: you might wanna do something about it
2: i'm eating chips at the moment
1: exactly
1: fat ass
2: or fries as they like to call them in europa
1: you're a fat pig
1: your fat rolls scust me
2: scust @ you
1: whutevah!!!!!
2: suck my gravy wand, man
1: gross, dude
1: next
2: wrap

[Sluts_Anonymous]

i guess the goodness was available for a limited time only.
Rick James: lets do nastee
Ike Turner: actually, you know what's a good song from electric warrior...
Rick James: what
Ike Turner: raw ramp
Rick James: what?
Ike Turner: it's on the expanded edition
Rick James: oh
Rick James: i dont have that
Ike Turner: t's phenomonal
Rick James: im listening to a couple songs from their last album
Rick James: i dont like the production on that album
Ike Turner: the lyrics are all pervert style
Ike Turner: you'd like the song
Rick James: ima download it
Ike Turner: he says, "baby, i'm crazy about your breasts"
Rick James: oh snap
Ike Turner: good lyrics
Ike Turner: speaking of breasts
Ike Turner: na§tee
Rick James: yeah, nasstees got breasts
Ike Turner: she got some gargantuans
Rick James: srsly?
Rick James: you'veseen them?
Rick James: dude, show me
Ike Turner: uh...
Ike Turner: well, that's just according to her
Ike Turner: i haven't actually seen actual evidence
Ike Turner: i guess it's like when you and i talk about having 19 inch wangs
Rick James: yeah
Ike Turner: who knows if we're just blowing things outta proportion
Rick James: yuo may be
Ike Turner: or if we're serious
Rick James: im not
Ike Turner: whatevs
Rick James: dude
Ike Turner: it's not important
Rick James: i can prove it
Rick James: wanna see?
Ike Turner: no
Rick James: wanna see my 19 inch wang?
Ike Turner: ok, so back to na§tee
Rick James: ok
Ike Turner: i dig that bitch
Rick James: hey, prove to us that you hve huge boobs
Rick James: show us
Rick James: mirite or mirite?
Ike Turner: or leave it to the imagination
Ike Turner: respect yourself
Rick James: imagination is ovrrated
Rick James: respect is overrated
Rick James: dont listen to him
Ike Turner: ok
Rick James: he's a grampa
Ike Turner: wrap it up
Rick James: wrizzap

[Sluts_Anonymous]

shit
(: turd
): turd
): he's not good at spelling some times
(: sometimes
(: but he's actually not as retarded as one might assume
): yeah, he seems kind of smart
(: he seems to know a lot about computers
(: and basketball
): vulgarity is so played out though
(: true
(: i hear that
(: i mean, it's kinda been done to death
(: i'll bet he's pretty normal in real life
(: he's probably quiet
): yeah
): i heard he wears huge raver pants
(: he strikes me as the type of fellow who'd have a pet ferret
): i bet he smells like a ferret
(: or a chinchilla
(: he probably has one of those
(: or hedgehogs
): i want a hedgehog, on the real
(: you know, like exotic rodents
(: right
): i've been called an exotic rodent before
(: ok, well, that pretty much sums him up, i guess
): nizzext

[Sluts_Anonymous]

oh lord, why.
': b i o n i c
": yet another person i didnt know existed until now
": who the hell is bionic
': he's not into chicks with high heels
': that shit angers him
': is that retarded or what?
": i think high heels can be mad sexy at times
": thats mad retarded
": bio is a mad retard
': no, but seriously
': heels emphasize muscles in the calves you don't normally see
": you're preaching to the choir, buddy
': they like, create partial sexiness in even the most disgusting legs
": it's true
': i mean like, grandma legs
": bionic is probably gay or something
": or has a gross nasty leg fetish
': i'm just saying
": he doenst like sexy legs
": jsut gross nasty legs
': but seriously, hate canvas keds or opentoed slingback flats or clogs or some shit
': but heels?
': no, come on
": no doubt
": bionic is some kind of freak
': i could see if a chick hates wearing them
': but a dude hating a chick wearing them
": im gonna punch him
": im gonna straight up punch him
': that's like a chick hating a dude for wearing a baseball cap
': or a polo
': or a belt
": i dont wear any of those
': ok well, bad example then
": sometimes
": even i wear high heels
": they're really quite flattering on me
': you're sorta androgynous anyway
": like marc bolan
": right
': riiiiiiiight
': wrap this fucker
": tite

[Sluts_Anonymous]

wasn't this done before? Ooops I posted hardy har har likeomg(!)
m: hotwife
n: what kind of a slut would name themselves "hotwife"?
n: i bet she registered on this board looking for cybersex
m: could you imagine the flack a dude would get fro calling himself studhusband?
n: and she found cybersex.
n: with me
n: thats right
n: we cyber did it
m: oh?
n: yeah
n: she's a freak
m: you're a dirty whore, man
m: not hotwife
m: i mean you
n: dude
n: i was lying again
n: im not a whore
n: just a liar
m: shocking
m: well, i believe she's married or something
m: i know that much
m: she's blonde
m: i don't know if it's her natural hair color, though
n: i've had sex with her before.
m: yeah, you mentioned that actually
n: yeah
n: score!
m: she's harmless, i guess
m: pleasant
m: in a pam anderson sorta way
n: does she have big ass titties
m: i don't know
m: but personality-wise
m: she's not über-obnoxious
m: she's sorta quasi-funny
n: kinda boring though, right?
n: she needs to spice things up
m: i did not say boring
n: if she wants to keep her man
m: right
n: she needs to buy some
n: like
n: buttplugs
n: and
n: rope
m: i see
m: ok
m: wrizznizzap this one

[Loppfessor]

I didn't read any of this thread, what the crap is going on?

[Sluts_Anonymous]

oh noes
X: whos next
X: beastieangel?
O: ok, let's see if we can do this without you making a reference to breasts
O: ok
O: go
X: boobs
X: oh, shit
O: good job
O: nevermind...just keep going
O: ignore that
X: umm
X: beastieangel
X: she
X: umm
X: she
X: has breasts
X: and
O: is wise
X: with her nipples
X: imean
X: shit
O: her dad looks like saddam
X: her dad doesnt have boobs
O: as in WHO'S SANE?
O: we don't know that
X: true
O: her mom's kinda hot, i guess
X: i'd hit her mom
X: and by hit
X: i mean
X: i would punch her, in the ovaries
X: with my mantool
O: you'd hump anything living
O: there's nothing all too shocking about what you're saying
X: cool
O: you'd have sex with a kangaroo with AIDS
X: dude
X: only with a rubber
O: you're not shocking anyone here
O: i'm just sayin
X: dude
X: NEXT
X: you're embarassing me
X: making me look like a fool
X: NEXT
O: you'd hump a dolphin
O: i'm just saying
X: i have humped a dolphin
X: do you have a problem with this?
O: no
O: next
X: good
X: wrap
O: cut that shit

[synch]

What ^ he said.

And what the hell is a scust?

[Sluts_Anonymous]

^HAHAHAHA!

Damn.

Wooo.

Damn.
Michael Jordan: cmute rhyme
Michael Jordan: aka mervert
Michael Jordan: aka the human wet spot
Michael Jordan: aka ass fellatio
Michael Jordan: aka the finger on the pulse of all that is gay
Michael Jordan: he's aight
Michael Jackson: i dont know him either
Michael Jordan: he's a slut
Michael Jackson: hmm
Michael Jordan: you'd get along well with him
Michael Jordan: you could swap secrets
Michael Jordan: techniques
Michael Jordan: your pervert approaches
Michael Jackson: true
Michael Jackson: im gonna send him a PM
Michael Jordan: your styles are similar
Michael Jordan: he'd like a pm
Michael Jordan: i'm positive
Michael Jackson: aids positive?
Michael Jackson: haha!
Michael Jordan: what is this 1991?
Michael Jordan: stfu
Michael Jackson: gtfo
Michael Jordan: u gtfo
Michael Jackson: u gtfo f
Michael Jordan: kma, a h
Michael Jackson: uh
Michael Jackson: ok...
Michael Jackson: wrap
Michael Jordan: huh?
Michael Jordan: ok
Michael Jackson: oh
Michael Jackson: i got it
Michael Jackson: kma, a h
Michael Jackson: real original
Michael Jackson: db
Michael Jordan: ah
Michael Jordan: fu
Michael Jordan: smd
Michael Jackson: ifymuta ln
Michael Jordan: lmb, mf
Michael Jordan: ok w
Michael Jackson: yfyf
Michael Jordan0: n
Michael Jackson: lmn
Michael Jackson: ok, it's a wrap

[b i o n i c]

': b i o n i c
": yet another person i didnt know existed until nowe

d'jyeah ok... haha i know who this is. slut (y) good times good times

[mickill]

What ^ he said.

And what the hell is a scust?
I guess it's the way that Rob Money thinks black people say disgust.

[Loppfessor]

Okay I took the time to actually read this whole thread.....very amusing

[yooooo]

Michael Jordan: cmute rhyme
Michael Jordan: aka mervert
Michael Jordan: aka the human wet spot
Michael Jordan: aka ass fellatio
Michael Jordan: aka the finger on the pulse of all that is gay
Michael Jordan: he's aight
Michael Jackson: i dont know him either
Michael Jordan: he's a slut
Michael Jackson: hmm
Michael Jordan: you'd get along well with him
Michael Jordan: you could swap secrets
Michael Jordan: techniques
Michael Jordan: your pervert approaches
Michael Jackson: true
Michael Jackson: im gonna send him a PM
Michael Jordan: your styles are similar
Michael Jordan: he'd like a pm
Michael Jordan: i'm positive
Michael Jackson: aids positive?
Michael Jackson: haha!
Michael Jordan: what is this 1991?
Michael Jordan: stfu
Michael Jackson: gtfo
Michael Jordan: u gtfo
Michael Jackson: u gtfo f
Michael Jordan: kma, a h
Michael Jackson: uh
Michael Jackson: ok...
Michael Jackson: wrap
Michael Jordan: huh?
Michael Jordan: ok
Michael Jackson: oh
Michael Jackson: i got it
Michael Jackson: kma, a h
Michael Jackson: real original
Michael Jackson: db
Michael Jordan: ah
Michael Jordan: fu
Michael Jordan: smd
Michael Jackson: ifymuta ln
Michael Jordan: lmb, mf
Michael Jordan: ok w
Michael Jackson: yfyf
Michael Jordan0: n
Michael Jackson: lmn
Michael Jackson: ok, it's a wrap

damn i busted out laughing at this

[Helvete]

\: helvete
/: ok
/: who the fuck
/: is
/: helvete
\: honestly
\: i have to say
\: i haven't got a clue at all
\: at all
/e: next?
\: NONE
\: sure
Exactly how I like it.

[Sluts_Anonymous]

Well it's done she taaaagged me, duck duck goose
I'm batter up I can't sleep the fly brotha must produce
the power pack and I'm stacked like a forty-five Mag
Straight up tennis shoes in my pants there's a sag
a: rock
a: i respect dude
a: but that avatar
a: getting kinda dated now
a: i think he chose it as a tribute to the phantom menace
a: which wasn't the best movie ever
a: or maybe he likes the original 3 star wars flicks
a: who knows
aa: yeah
aa: dude
aa: dont start without me
aa: im posting that shit
aaa: omg
aaa: sorry
aaa: didn't know
aaaa: ok, here i am
aaaa: lets go
aaaa: rock
aaaa: rock
aaaa: who did he used to be
aaaa: did he used to be someone else
aaaa: he's had that avatar forever
aaaaa: ruben1off
aaaaaa: oh yeah
aaaaaa: thats right
aaaaaa: lame
aaaaaaa: or adrockhorovitz1
aaaaaaaa: double lame
aaaaaaaaa: well, he was young
aaaaaaaaa: like 8
aaaaaaaaa: or 9
aaaaaaaaa: 26
aaaaaaaaa: i'm not positive
aaaaaaaaaa: doesnt he make hot ass beatz for gmile or something
aaaaaaaaaaa: yeah, that's him
aaaaaaaaaaaa: thats funny
aaaaaaaaaaaaa: that's also not him
aaaaaaaaaaaaa: but it would be funny if it were
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa: now i'm confused.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: because that would mean that a few people on this board are actually all the SAME PEOPLE
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: which would be unheard of
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: mad confused
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: no doubt
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: it's as confusing as jewish jihad
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: lets just end this
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: yeah, we're not getting anywhere with this
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: yeah
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: wrap

[HOTWIFE]

m: hotwife
n: what kind of a slut would name themselves "hotwife"?
n: i bet she registered on this board looking for cybersex
m: could you imagine the flack a dude would get fro calling himself studhusband?
n: and she found cybersex.
n: with me
n: thats right
n: we cyber did it
m: oh?
n: yeah
n: she's a freak
m: you're a dirty whore, man
m: not hotwife
m: i mean you
n: dude
n: i was lying again
n: im not a whore
n: just a liar
m: shocking
m: well, i believe she's married or something
m: i know that much
m: she's blonde
m: i don't know if it's her natural hair color, though
n: i've had sex with her before.
m: yeah, you mentioned that actually
n: yeah
n: score!
m: she's harmless, i guess
m: pleasant
m: in a pam anderson sorta way
n: does she have big ass titties
m: i don't know
m: but personality-wise
m: she's not über-obnoxious
m: she's sorta quasi-funny
n: kinda boring though, right?
n: she needs to spice things up
m: i did not say boring
n: if she wants to keep her man
m: right
n: she needs to buy some
n: like
n: buttplugs
n: and
n: rope
m: i see
m: ok
m: wrizznizzap this one
so i'm a sortaboringharmlessfunnyslutwhorebag. right on(y)

[Sluts_Anonymous]

No that would be Afronaut and Mickll.

[Lyman Zerga]

no one ever has an opinion about me

maybe cause im a noob
or my personality isnt very seeable
or i just rule too hard

[skra75]

you are not a noob you've been here since like 2001 or something what?

[HOTWIFE]

no one ever has an opinion about me

maybe cause im a noob
or my personality isnt very seeable
or i just rule too hard
who are you

[yooooo]

lyman hat den atommacht blodman

[Lyman Zerga]

you are not a noob you've been here since like 2001 or something what?

2000

so a 6 year old noob!

ok being the oldest noob on the board is my new personality from now on
great

[Lyman Zerga]

lyman hat den atommacht blodman

i wanna have wild sex with your complete shat on german

[Sluts_Anonymous]

I just had runner beans and Jerusalem artichokes for dinner.....
had a few glasses of wine as welll..... and now I'm gonna go through the rest of the thread...
m: b-grrrlie
rn: is she the one with the purple fon
rn: t
m: good guess
m: but yes
m: nice try though
rn: she likes the black rebel motorcycle club
m: yeah
m: they're a good band
m: well, that second album was balls
rn: and i remember she posted a picture of herself witha david bowie tshirt. i think. im not totally sure. maybe.
m: and i don't mean that in the british sense where that's a good thing btw
m: i mean balls as in bad
m: what balls should mean
m: that second album was testicles
m: the first was great
m: and that acooustic one was nice
rn: the first was alright. i wouldnt say great.
rn: i heard the acoustic one was good
m: but that second one
rn: i should d-load it
m: the acoustic one?
rn: yeah
m: yeah you should
m: but that second one
m: balls man
m: it didn''t have any
m: it was just a pair of balls without a penis
m: see what i'm sayin?
rn: yeah
m: it was an average to small penis at that
m: like 8"
rn: yeah
rn: tiny
m: miniature
rn: obscenely small
m: a pygmy wang
m: a newborn male's knob
m: a baby schlong
rn: yeah..
m: an infant pecker
m: anyhow
m: she's cool
m: next

[Sluts_Anonymous]

I didn't read any of this thread, what the crap is going on?
Dora: loppfessor
Diego: i think he's afraid of public breastfeeding
Diego: not him feeding
Diego: but seeing a woman with her breasts out in public
Dora: maybe he's gay
Diego: and a baby attached to them
Diego: io know
Diego: like, hello....you're against a woman whipping out one of her knockers in public?
Dora: foreal
Diego: you're sayin, you'd rather that woman just keep that melon tucked in
Diego: put your teet away an whatever
Diego: that's like, kinda i don't know
Dora: mad homo, imo
Diego: you know what i'm saying
Diego: yeah
Dora: homo erection
Diego: but i got nothing against that dude
Dora: was he part of that completely retarded rob money/mae vs tone capone thing
Diego: i wasn't aware of any such war
Diego: i think it's because tone and loppfessor are like warriors in the army and shit
Diego: so they like, are always in that combat frmae of mind
Dora: homo warriors
Diego: i mean, if you were a army warrior you'd probably be just as fucked up as those two guys are
Diego: not that they're crazies or anything
Diego: but they're like, into combat and swords and shit
Diego: which is right up our alleys, i suppose
Diego: being that we're both violent and heavily messed up individuals
Dora: no doubt
Diego: but they're on some combat i'm a scalp you and eat your hair warrior shit
Diego: anyway
Diego: he's cool
Diego: wrap this bitch

[yooooo]

i wanna have wild sex with your complete shat on german

komm doch baby ich sexe dir

[DIGI]

Wow, this is kinda sad........with club sauce.

[beastieangel01]

O: her dad looks like saddam
X: her dad doesnt have boobs
O: as in WHO'S SANE?
O: we don't know that
X: true
O: her mom's kinda hot, i guess
X: i'd hit her mom
X: and by hit
X: i mean
X: i would punch her, in the ovaries
X: with my mantool
O: you'd hump anything living
O: there's nothing all too shocking about what you're saying
X: cool
O: you'd have sex with a kangaroo with AIDS
X: dude
X: only with a rubber


oh, kids <3

[Lex Diamonds]

If this was a school message board there would be a huge queue outside the toilets to wedgie/swirly mickill and afronaut.

[like2_drink]

sup

[Bob]

i am totally down with you ?

or !, whoever that was

[Kid Presentable]

Go on

[zorra_chiflada]

do me do me do me

[Sluts_Anonymous]

do me do me do me
zorra is being done before all the rest, just because.

this one is with a super secret special guest.

a: dude, i'd do zorra
a: like, she says she has low self esteem
b: i'd do zorra too
a: but i saw her in the ass thread
b: in the butt
a: you can bounce a quarter off them cheeks
be: she has really bad self esteem for some reason
b: and theres no reason for it
b: she's on lots of peoples hotlists
a: yeah i know dude
a: and she's dating joe which is pretty sweet
a: only downside is they live in tasmania
b: yeah, i have a crush on joe
b: i'd do him too
a: because seriously, wtf.
b: wtf
b: what kind of a freak would live in tasmania
a: those fuckin' devils
a: i hate them
b: tasmanians murdered my family and raped my cat
a: you too?
b: yeah!
a: fuck that noise >:-(
a: man i hate how AIM makes those angry faces sad
b: newsflash just in, zorra is responsible for getting faithbanks banned. she is now my hero.
a: whoa, banned?
b: go zorro!
b: yeah!
a: yeah man that wasn't cool of faith
a: i love zorra!
a: and her mom!
a: woo!
b: what kind of a slut bitch would make fun of someones mom having cancer?
a: thats just low
a: and horrible
b: yeah mang. especially for calling her dumb
a: i like zorra more than 85 to 95 % of the rest of the people on that board
a: i would say more than 60-70%. not that she's not awesome, just that i haven't known her as long as some of the others
a: i remember i used to get her confused with enree
a: haha don't ask
Tb: we should make zorro an award
b: a zorro award
b: and then punch her in the honker for being so down on herself.
a: yeah, and give out prizes of free lube and chocolate
a: cuz that's a pretty good award i think
b: im gonna punch her so hard in her honker that it's going to look like a cabbage.
a: i mean
a: uhh
a: chocolate lube
b: chocolate lube + cabbage is a winning combo
b: so to wrap it up, zorra's a honkey. but she's my honkey
a: i like to smother cabbage with chocolate lube
a: and just
b: devour it
a: i bet that's what germans do
b: im german....
a: no shit?
a: that makes sense.
b: well
b: im an american
b: but im german on both sides
b: master race!
a: JA VOLE!
b: maybe thats why anti semitism tickles my gigglebox
a: or maybe it's just cuz you have a boner for mel gibson.
a: which i admit is both sad and gay
b: oh god, you know it
a: i bet you'd do gibson, zorra, and zount all in the butt. at the same time, if you could.
b: yes
b: i have fantasies about that
b: how did you know?
a: i'm the smartest person alive obviously
b: hmm
b: interesting
b: so anyway
a: aside from Qdrop, who's self-proclaimed master of the world
b: oh
b: yeah
b: anyway! thats a wrap!

[tracky]

please tell me you'd do me too

[zorra_chiflada]

that was awesome

[mickill]

It could have been awesomer if I had had some involvement in it.

[zorra_chiflada]

It could have been awesomer if I had had some involvement in it.

what would you have said?

[mickill]

No, it's not about WHAT I would have said. It's HOW I would have. 1) it wouldn't have been a 7,000 word conversation and 2) it wouldn't have been so repetitive. That shit just reeked of DandyFop, man. Or cmute rhyme. Either/or. It could have been both of them for all I know. I'm not bitter though.

[Sluts_Anonymous]

No, it's not about WHAT I would have said. It's HOW I would have. 1) it wouldn't have been a 7,000 word conversation and 2) it wouldn't have been so repetitive. That shit just reeked of DandyFop, man. Or cmute rhyme. Either/or. It could have been both of them for all I know. I'm not bitter though.
thats what you get for being so undependable, bro. you werent here when we needed you. what can i say.

[paul jones]

There's been 2 pizza flyers come through my door in 2 days. I saw one of them delivering them,he was walking really fast like if he didn't do a thousand households within half an hour he would be shot

[mickill]

Yeah, sorry for not being here. I shoulda been here. Where was my head at?

[Loppfessor]

For the last time people Tone and I are in the Air Force not the Army....two very different worlds

[Kid Presentable]

mickill, are you posting from home?

[zorra_chiflada]

For the last time people Tone and I are in the Air Force not the Army....two very different worlds

my uncle was in the air force, but he didn't fly planes because he's colourblind or something. he did technical shit. he works at the pentagon


the end

[Sluts_Anonymous]

Mickll's posts reek of lament over his obviously less than impressive manhood, you'd know if it was him - Poor guy. :(

[venusvenus123]

what's going on here?

[Nuzzolese]

So to sum up; "sluts, breasts, ass, sex, cool, next." Did I miss anything?

[TurdBerglar]

(: turd
): turd
): he's not good at spelling some times
(: sometimes
(: but he's actually not as retarded as one might assume
): yeah, he seems kind of smart
(: he seems to know a lot about computers
(: and basketball
): vulgarity is so played out though
(: true
(: i hear that
(: i mean, it's kinda been done to death
(: i'll bet he's pretty normal in real life
(: he's probably quiet
): yeah
): i heard he wears huge raver pants
(: he strikes me as the type of fellow who'd have a pet ferret
): i bet he smells like a ferret
(: or a chinchilla
(: he probably has one of those
(: or hedgehogs
): i want a hedgehog, on the real
(: you know, like exotic rodents
(: right
): i've been called an exotic rodent before
(: ok, well, that pretty much sums him up, i guess
): nizzext


i don't wear raver pants asshole. what the fuck are raver pants?

[zorra_chiflada]

ooh ooh are you doing it now?
can i join in?

[Lex Diamonds]

This thread smells like trying too hard.

[zorra_chiflada]

i don't think "trying too hard" has a specific odour

[Lex Diamonds]

It smells like body odour, semen and overheated PCs.

[DandyFop]

hey remember this

[Freebasser]

I do now.

[Randetica]

For the last time people Tone and I are in the Air Force not the Army....two very different worlds

do you think he is still alive?

[Audio.]

I missed out a lot of stuff from 2006

[Freebasser]

Wasn't there a thread where they actually did post opinions of people?

Wasn't this just a poor man's imitation of that thread? Probably why I never posted in it until now.

That and I was scared of Mickill.

[rirv]

'03/'04 was when the shit really went down. '06 was like '04 but on herbal ecstacy.

[Audio.]

'06 the Hippie era?

[Dorothy Wood]

Wasn't there a thread where they actually did post opinions of people?

Wasn't this just a poor man's imitation of that thread? Probably why I never posted in it until now.

That and I was scared of Mickill.


this weren't a poor man's version, it was a sequel. I made the thread upon request. :mad: