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The Notorious LOL
09-14-2006, 12:11 AM
I invented it last night. Basically it consists of going to the temple and the rabbi stands at the front of a room with a Hustler still in cellophane which he raises above his head, shakes, and chants "POR-NO! POR-NO! POR-NO!" for 45 minutes to an hour straight while the entire synagogue chants along with him. The porno is never opened however. On Yom Kippur, they do the same but with a DVD still shrink wrapped.


Actually viewing the pornography is strictly forbidden.

Bob
09-14-2006, 12:12 AM
how would hanukkah work?

The Notorious LOL
09-14-2006, 12:14 AM
chanting about porno.

Justin
09-14-2006, 01:03 AM
plus bagel involvement