lol faith banks thinks i gave my mother cancer

[zorra_chiflada]

That's why your mother is in the shape she's in. I am not gloating...I actually do feel for her but it is a universal fact that the sins and the wrongdoings and the things we do to others and the things that we commit comes back on the ones that we love. You've put your mother in this situation. I am not the only person you've treated unfairly.

You were a nasty ass judgmental ingrate from day one. You dogged me simply because I lived differently from you. And I put all that behind me and even tried to be civil to you. And when your mom got sick, I tried to offer you words of encouragement and even tried to help you with a diagnosis. And this is the thanks that I get after I helped you? I have tried to help anyone here who needed it. And yes, sometimes I do act silly and have fun. If you consider that "dumb", then number one, you take things too seriously. And number two, you're too foolish to get satire and sarcasm, rhetorical questions and the like. And you're also too ignorant to understand that you have to let things go sometimes if you're still on me about shit that happened two years ago. You are a grown ass woman...get over it. "Crazziness"...That's part of what the board is. If you're ignorant enough, low class enough and hateful enough to bite the very hand that feeds you, then you are the not only the dumbest BBMB member, but the dumbest, "lady" this side of the equator or "where people actually live!" as u like to say. Peace out, "whore _chiflada".


so yeah. on the bbmb awards i called faith banks dumb so she sent me a pm telling me that i caused my mother cancer. she sure is proving her intelligence. don't cross her.

[The Notorious LOL]

thats low.

[zorra_chiflada]

yeah, i was actually thinking the same thing.
somehow, to me, calling someone dumb on a message board does not really equate with accusing someone of causing their mother cancer.

[vickista]

thats really pathetic

[The Notorious LOL]

nah, it doesnt really.

[cosmo105]

wow. even more of an idiot than previously thought. talk about uncouth.

[zorra_chiflada]

yeah, i just posted that here so we can all ridicule her really.

multiple myeloma, the kind of cancer my mum has, is similar to leukemia and is caused industrial pollution. it's not caused by me being a bitch to someone on a message board. i dont know what medical journals she's reading.

[Nivvie]

You'd get banned for that on most boards.

it is a universal fact that the sins and the wrongdoings and the things we do to others and the things that we commit comes back on the ones that we love.

How is that a 'universal fact'? HOW?!

[Lo_Lyfe]

faith lost

[Lex Diamonds]

Faith Banks is a tea leaf and a garden tool and probably a West End thespian.

[Pres Zount]

Paradise Lost.

[TurdBerglar]

why can't i be the stupid one anymore :(

[zorra_chiflada]

why can't i be the stupid one anymore :(

oh hey now, don't be sad.

if you said something like that it would be for the whole board to see, not in a pm.

[TurdBerglar]

yeah that cunt has no balls

[zorra_chiflada]

yeah that cunt has no balls

you haven't made a thread in a while. i was going to make a thread to tell you.

[TurdBerglar]

im in semi-retirement

[zorra_chiflada]

i always thought i was funnier anyway

[HOTWIFE]

apparently she's trying to show just how dumb she is

[The Notorious LOL]

I went to school with a kid who was dating a girl that got cancer and he was all "I hope I didnt catch anything from her" and I was all "lol dumbass".

[yooooo]

i know a dude whos saying "lol" all the time, i mean he is 22.... and i have to resist the urge to punch him really really bad

that was totally random

[HOTWIFE]

i know a dude whos saying "lol" all the time, i mean he is 22.... and i have to resist the urge to punch him really really bad

that was totally random
LOL

[icy manipulator]

so i'm guessing this faith banks is a stupid jesus freak bitch?

[HOTWIFE]

so i'm guessing this faith banks is a stupid jesus freak bitch?
ding! ding! ding!

[yooooo]

ah yea i forgot that part

faith banks you bitch

[jabumbo]

you are a living, breathing carcinogen

[HOTWIFE]

you are a living, breathing carcinogen
i'm going to quit faithbanks like i quit smoking

[yooooo]

who me?

*touches jabumbo*

HAHA, CANCER

[ericlee]

if you're going to write a sentence using alot of "ands" then there's no need to put a period after it and starting another sentence with ".And..."

As a matter of fact, there's really no need to use and. In most cases, commas are sufficient enough.

[Loppfessor]

so yeah. on the bbmb awards i called faith banks dumb so she sent me a pm telling me that i caused my mother cancer. she sure is proving her intelligence. don't cross her.


More like don't cross YOU or you'll give me cancer

[zorra_chiflada]

More like don't cross YOU or you'll give me cancer

STRUCK DOWN! i've got the touch :cool:

[Loppfessor]

Hey listen I don't want any trouble...

[TurdBerglar]

faithbanks is gonna steal your mother's cancer medication and sell it to crackheads so she can buy a chickensandwich :(

[icy manipulator]

for fucks sake, i hate ppl who go around pushing their beliefs on other ppl. i was raised as a catholic, and i'm not ashamed of it, but i'm also a realist. there are things in catholism are ridiculously stupid, so i dont go around telling gays and women getting abortions to burn in hell etc. argh, it's the one thing that annoys me the most, ppl pushing there believes onto others! argh, i'm all worked up now :mad:

[zorra_chiflada]

faithbanks is gonna steal your mother's cancer medication and sell it to crackheads so she can buy a chickensandwich :(

dude i need to you speak to her. you know what the hard life in the ghetto is like. maybe you can get through to her.

[TurdBerglar]

but chickensandwiches are so tastey

[Helvete]

I'd rape faithbanks, I would, really.

[zorra_chiflada]

why is chickensandwich one word?

[yooooo]

for fucks sake, i hate ppl who go around pushing their beliefs on other ppl. i was raised as a catholic, and i'm not ashamed of it, but i'm also a realist. there are things in catholism are ridiculously stupid, so i dont go around telling gays and women getting abortions to burn in hell etc. argh, it's the one thing that annoys me the most, ppl pushing there believes onto others! argh, i'm all worked up now :mad:

i feel you

i love being a atheist though

i was raised religious and felt dumb.
changed my "religion" and feel happy as fuck.

[TurdBerglar]

she has be raped by society :(

[TurdBerglar]

why is chickensandwich one word?


why is faithbanks so dense? the world will never know

[zorra_chiflada]

you know, i think she's more pissed that i put you as the smartest member

[cookiepuss]

you can all laugh, but I sneezed yesterday and I KNOW it was Zorras fault.:mad:

[icy manipulator]

i feel you

i love being a atheist though

i was raised religious and felt dumb.
changed my "religion" and feel happy as fuck.
yeah, i'm an atheist in a sense, i believe someones political ideology is more important than their religious ideology. but i tell you what, i have some great conversations with some of the ppl from the christian ppl at uni that try and get you to come to there meetings. same with some muslim cab drivers i've had. ppl's beliefs are interesting to me, well ppl with non christian beliefs that is.

"believe in the ideal, not the idol"

[zorra_chiflada]

oh shit guys.


bird flu?
that's me. sorrrrryy. i didn't mean to.

[yooooo]

yeah, i'm an atheist in a sense, i believe someones political ideology is more important than their religious ideology. but i tell you what, i have some great conversations with some of the ppl from the christian ppl at uni that try and get you to come to there meetings. same with some muslim cab drivers i've had. ppl's beliefs are interesting to me, well ppl with non christian beliefs that is.

"believe in the ideal, not the idol"

yes same here, i once talked to a really smart arab. i was very puzzled after that

i started to respect all religions.
fucker couldnt convince me though :rolleyes:

[TurdBerglar]

well we all know zorra gives jabumbo priapism. so this hypothesis of faithbank's is totally not unfounded.

[zorra_chiflada]

well we all know zorra gives jabumbo priapism. so this hypothesis of faithbank's is totally not unfounded.

woah, i had to wiki that. i recommend everyone else does too.

[monkey]

zorra is so powerful! she's like god, but from down under. the down under god.

:rolleyes: :p

[icy manipulator]

yes same here, i once talked to a really smart arab. i was very puzzled after that

i started to respect all religions.
fucker couldnt convince me though :rolleyes:
i like muslims more than jews. no jewish countries play cricket!

[TurdBerglar]

zorra is so powerful! she's like god, but from down under. the down under god.

:rolleyes: :p


that sounds kinda hot

[zorra_chiflada]

dude, that's not hotness. that's me giving you fever due to sepsis.

[cookiepuss]

dude if the board were somehow transported back in time to the era of the Salem Witch trials we'd probably beleive Proctor Faith Banks and Zorra would be buring at the stake right about now.:eek: WITCH!

[zorra_chiflada]

dude if the board were somehow transported back in time to the era of the Salem Witch trials we'd probably beleive Proctor Faith Banks and Zorra would be buring at the stake right about now.:eek: WITCH!

ooh burrrn.


haha
get it? burn? hehe


sorry

[monkey]

isnt proctor for dudes? it would be goody faith banks! goody!

[cookiepuss]

lolz(y)

edit: goddamnit Pauli. I fucking HAD to read the crucible. I didn't enjoy it.but yeah you're right.:o

[jabumbo]

how thoughtful

[Nivvie]

i like muslims more than jews. no jewish countries play cricket!

Oh, how I wish that were true, the less cricket the better IMO.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli_cricket_team

[yooooo]

hahah oh goddamn

[beastieangel01]

yikes.

that's pretty um, not cool. Talk about karma? Saying shit like that certainly won't come back to you. No sir.

[icy manipulator]

Oh, how I wish that were true, the less cricket the better IMO.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli_cricket_team
lol

you're just jealous because we'll win the Ashes :p

"i dont like cricket, oh no, i love it!":cool:

[Helvete]

lol

you're just jealous because we'll win the Ashes :p

"i dont like cricket, oh no, i love it!":cool:
She's Scottish, and not English, therefore I don't think she's gives a flying one about the Ashes.

[icy manipulator]

She's Scottish, and not English, therefore I don't think she's gives a flying one about the Ashes.
meh, it's all pomgolia to me:cool:

[ampm]

I always felt bad for Zorra. Now, I just feel terrible.

[zorra_chiflada]

the bitch sent me another one:

Goodness Zorra...real mature trying to "put me out" like that. Reminds me while I only visit this place to gloat and laugh and rarely post anymore. *snicker* You don't actually think i took that karma shit seriously do you? I was just trying to piss u off....

And look at those little morons and how they made your thread so big in only what, two hours? Awww. The support for a skank bitch like u is simply heartwarming or stomach turning....depends on who u ask...

just trying to piss me off? by making a joke about my mother's cancer?

[Bob]

i don't know how she does it, but even when she spells words right they look wrong. seriously, look and see for yourself

and zorra, don't worry, you're not the cause of all that cancer
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XEFgHhMsnbI

[Matt]

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT BOB

[Kid Presentable]

Faithbanks wants cancer.

[kaiser soze]

wow, this is why I don't believe in the same God as these jesus freaks

god would have struck her down for what she said....if he existed

[zorra_chiflada]

I always felt bad for Zorra.

because i'm ugly or because i have no life?
or both?

[TurdBerglar]

how is zorra a skank bitch?

i understand the bitch part. but the skank bit eludes me.

[zorra_chiflada]

i'm not a bitch you asshole

[TurdBerglar]

excuse me...."cunt"

[zorra_chiflada]

DON'T MAKE ME GIVE YOU CANCER! I'M WARNING YOU!

[Bob]

you don't want zorra to put you on blastoma

[zorra_chiflada]

you don't want zorra to put you on blastoma

ooh ooh i get this because oma is like a suffix for cancerous things.

[ampm]

because i'm ugly or because i have no life?
or both?

Because you wallow in self pity.

I won't check my voicemail this month as much as you'll check this thread today.

[zorra_chiflada]

Because you wallow in self pity.

well, i suppose the shit you say to me doesn't really help that, now does it?

[ampm]

well, i suppose the shit you say to me doesn't really help that, now does it?

The Passion of the Zorra.

[zorra_chiflada]

who are you anyway?

[Bob]

ooh ooh i get this because oma is like a suffix for cancerous things.

i googled "blastoma" just to check if it was a real word and it is!

[ampm]

who are you anyway?

Andy. What Faith did was wrong, but please.

[zorra_chiflada]

Andy. What Faith did was wrong, but please.

andy? andy andy?

[Rancid_Beasties]

NO NOT ANDY ANDY! :( :( :(

Faithbanks is a filthy pirate whore.

[cosmo105]

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT BOB
damnit, i don't even have to look at that link and i already know he posted what i was looking for earlier. :mad:

[Bob]

damnit, i don't even have to look at that link and i already know he posted what i was looking for earlier. :mad:

i'm sorry about all that throat cancer, and all that lung cancer, i was just on a roll!

[cosmo105]

rub it in some more you bastard.

[QueenAdrock]

I support anyone who has had to struggle with a loved one dealing with such a terrible disease. I've had to deal with seeing friends and family deal with cancer and it's not something I take lightly; I know how painful it is.

My heart continues to go out to your mom, Zorra. Please keep us updated on her condition.

[icy manipulator]

that's the way I feel about vegetarianism.

i'm realistic and know that not everyone can live the same lifestyle, so i'm not all preach-y. the fact that this surprises people annoys me a little, though.

its like everyone wants you to be some crazy hippy.
thats a good point (y)

[Kid Presentable]

Yeah, not Andrew Andy either.

[befsquire]

i like the part where faithbanks is the hand that feeds you, and you bit her.

[Pres Zount]

Andy? Oh shit, Andy!.

Hey andy, this isn't a 'my mother has cancer lets' discuss the ramifications of that', it's a 'faithbanks sucks' thread.