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HOTWIFE
09-14-2006, 04:42 PM
so i dared him to drink a whole gallon at once. he did it in 45 minutes. ca-razy
45 minutes?!?! Fuckin chump. I never did it, but if I DID ever decide to try it, under 5 easy.
HOTWIFE
09-14-2006, 04:47 PM
45 minutes?!?! Fuckin chump. I never did it, but if I DID ever decide to try it, under 5 easy.
mmk
The Notorious LOL
09-14-2006, 04:50 PM
he puked didnt he
Whatitis
09-14-2006, 04:50 PM
Top Billin'
HOTWIFE
09-14-2006, 04:51 PM
he puked didnt he
c'mon man, who do you think he is, Kobayashi or somethin? of course he puked
Yeah, dumbass. You think he's Kobayashi or something!?!?!
The Notorious LOL
09-14-2006, 05:00 PM
yeah I did in fact think her brother was Kobayashi for a hot minute there.
HOTWIFE
09-14-2006, 05:00 PM
Yeah, dumbass. You think he's Kobayashi or something!?!?!
don't mock me i'll get my brother to kick your ass!! and then....he'll eat you. In under 45 minutes.
mickill
09-14-2006, 05:01 PM
yeah I did in fact think her brother was Kobayashi for a hot minute there.
You seriously thought that her brother was Kobayashi for a hot minute? You really are slow, man.
The Notorious LOL
09-14-2006, 05:12 PM
dont bust my Kobayashis. I got confused, fuckers.
dude you are such a kobayashi for thinking that
Why dont the both of you go Kobayashi yourselves.
shit man i don't have time for this, i gotta be somewhere, i gotta kobayashi
HOTWIFE
09-14-2006, 05:16 PM
kill me
The Notorious LOL
09-14-2006, 05:16 PM
okay jokes over it wont be funny anymore if we keep it up.
Me, too. I got a little kobayashi comin over tonight. We're gonna get all kobayashi'd up and hopefully tonight's the night she'll let me stick my Nathan's frank in her kobayashi.
Edit:better
Sorry, I Kobayashi'd that all up.
The Notorious LOL
09-14-2006, 05:20 PM
K;)BAYASHI!
oh, kobayashi's that hot dog guy! now i get it!
The Notorious LOL
09-14-2006, 05:36 PM
I was thinking Keyser Sozes lawyer and figured I hadda re-watch the DVD for deleted scenes :confused:
marsdaddy
09-14-2006, 05:36 PM
so i dared him to drink a whole gallon at once. he did it in 45 minutes. ca-razy
How old was he?
QueenAdrock
09-14-2006, 05:37 PM
stop sayng Kobayashi in here :mad:
The Notorious LOL
09-14-2006, 05:39 PM
that ol' Fenster...you cant understand a THING he says!!!!
Pres Zount
09-14-2006, 06:04 PM
hats off toyour brother. :cool:
That's the kind of thing I woulcd and could do :cool:
zorra_chiflada
09-14-2006, 08:34 PM
hats off toyour brother. :cool:
That's the kind of thing I woulcd and could do :cool:
you haven't done an eating feat in a while. i think it's time you eat 5 kilos of chips or something.
HOTWIFE
09-14-2006, 08:37 PM
How old was he?
it was last night, so 33 ahaha
Rancid_Beasties
09-14-2006, 08:42 PM
At my housemates cousin's university, where my housemate's cousin is a leader on one of the student societies, they made all these first year kids scull 2 litres of milk. They all spew almost instantaneously.
I did that when I was about 15. I puked and now everytime I drink a glass of regular milk I get the shits. True story.
zorra_chiflada
09-14-2006, 08:46 PM
At my housemates cousin's university, where my housemate's cousin is a leader on one of the student societies, they made all these first year kids scull 2 litres of milk. They all spew almost instantaneously.
i could probably get through a litre sucking it through a straw continuously. but not skulling. and i'd feel sick.
TurdBerglar
09-14-2006, 08:48 PM
if you ever had to work with milk you'd never touch it again. milk is very rank and it smells like rancid feet. you just don't notice the smell becuase it's faint. but get a shitload of milk together in a room and it's funky as hell.
HOTWIFE
09-14-2006, 08:50 PM
if you ever had to work with milk you'd never touch it again. milk is very rank and it smells like rancid feet. you just don't notice the smell becuase it's faint. but get a shitload of milk together in a room and it's funky as hell.
i work for garelick farms. try smelling it at a dairy plant. it's a nice mix of vomit, rotten eggs, poop....and feet. it's lovely.
zorra_chiflada
09-14-2006, 08:51 PM
is it true that chocolate milk is made from milk that has blood in it?
HOTWIFE
09-14-2006, 08:52 PM
is it true that chocolate milk is made from milk that has blood in it?
mm no but don't ever EVER drink Garelick Farms milk. EVER. Just trust me here.
TurdBerglar
09-14-2006, 08:54 PM
it's actually bull cum
The Notorious LOL
09-14-2006, 09:27 PM
if you ever had to work with milk you'd never touch it again. milk is very rank and it smells like rancid feet. you just don't notice the smell becuase it's faint. but get a shitload of milk together in a room and it's funky as hell.
word, its the worst smell ever. I used to have to clean the cooler at a gas station and it would make me gag.
TurdBerglar
09-14-2006, 09:29 PM
deja vu
The Notorious LOL
09-14-2006, 09:31 PM
yeah I recall this milk conversation before.
lol http://beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1279053&postcount=5 :(
hitmonlee
09-14-2006, 11:43 PM
how much is a gallon?
3 and a bit litres
weird that americans don't have litres, but google does show me the result in american spelling (liters)
i'd be struggling to do 3 litres probably... (quickly, could do it in 45 mins no worries) could do over 1 litre easily in about 2 mins if not less.
HOTWIFE
09-15-2006, 12:56 AM
i'd be struggling to do 3 litres probably... (quickly, could do it in 45 mins no worries) could do over 1 litre easily in about 2 mins if not less.
my cat could do that. you're sooooo not a Kobayashi.
paul jones
09-15-2006, 01:25 AM
just seeing the title of this thread makes me want some frosties and milk(y)
I get a diffrent frosties now though called frosted flakes which is cheaper. I just can't imagine the risk of getting kellogs frosties right now because if I saw that annoying kid in the commercial on the box I would have to smash the box up and then I would have to have just vegimite on toast
HOTWIFE
09-15-2006, 01:28 AM
just seeing the title of this thread makes me want some frosties and milk(y)
I get a diffrent frosties now though called frosted flakes which is cheaper. I just can't imagine the risk of getting kellogs frosties right now because if I saw that annoying kid in the commercial on the box I would have to smash the box up and then I would have to have just vegimite on toast
you kill me paul:D
kill me
You got your wish!
icy manipulator
09-15-2006, 06:25 AM
i've sculled 1 and a half litres of Smirnoff black before. that was only a couple of weeks ago. and when i was 17 i learnt i could drink 2 litres of water in less than 2 mins
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