Much ado about nipples!

[malachite]

So yeah, I was wondering....

Perhaps this should be an advice thread.

Ladies, or gentlemen if you're into that, what do you do to keep your nipples at bay?

Now I mean, yes, wearing a heavy duty bra can solve some of the problem. But for those with an insanely stubborn pair, how do you keep them under wraps?



Please note that I am slightly intoxicated and that this thread was started under peer pressure.

[zorra_chiflada]

plaster

[HOTWIFE]

i just let 'em show

[TurdBerglar]

gently grasp a nipple between your teeth and slighty grind side to side. as your grinding flick the tip of the nipple with your tongue while applying negative air pressure through the whole process.

[malachite]

<malachite> perhaps I should have serached first
<susan> nah
<susan> doesn't matter
<susan> yours is better

[malachite]

So lets extend this discussion to include ass crack.

Any thoughts on conveniently keeping ass cracks concealed, as well?

[TurdBerglar]

nipple and asscracks aren't meant to be concealed. what the fuck planet are you from



well unless you're fugly then everthing should be concealed

[malachite]

Ok, on the ass crack thing. I spend the majority of the day in a damn classroom desk, sitting down. Much can be done to avoid bending over in that situation.

My current solution to both problems is to just wear a big ass sweatshirt everywhere I go. But, when I go to the ladies room, people think I'm a dude. Which sucks, because I'm not. In short I want to look more feminine with out giving it all away. So there. I think I'm done.

[Rancid_Beasties]

Just so I'm on the right page here, malachite = milleson right?

Whats wrong with showing a bit of nipple? Who cares really. Everyone has them, guys and girls.

[malachite]

Your ascertation is correct.

[QueenAdrock]

Anything from light-medium weight material will show 'em. And it's particularly bad in my office because they blast the AC. :(

But to take of it, heavier material or just stay warm.

[befsquire]

duct tape. for both.

[trailerprincess]

I wouldn't worry about it too much, unless you suffer from triple-nipple and then you should be burnt at the stake/banished from civil society.

[cookiepuss]

don't ask me. I adorne mine with jewelery.:cool:

[ET]

Different topic, same nipples.

Is there such a thing as a nipple related orgasm? A.k.a. a nipple-gasm? Hopefully some of you ladies can shed some light on this matter because I am assuming I was being lied to. :mad:

[zorra_chiflada]

Different topic, same nipples.

Is there such a thing as a nipple related orgasm? A.k.a. a nipple-gasm? Hopefully some of you ladies can shed some light on this matter because I am assuming I was being lied to. :mad:

apparently

[ET]

Even with the oils an incense? Not even close? Maybe your nipples are numb.

[TAL]

I know a girl who can orgasm from nipple/breast play.

[Yeti]

You must really have some torpedoes. Be careful not to put some poor saps eye out with one of those.

[ericlee]

duct tape. for both.

dammit I was going to say that.

How bout 100 mile an hour tape?

same thing...

[Yeti]

http://www.amerimark.com/cgi-bin/amerimark/cat_item.html?prod=13000&media=G01151&days=XVQ

[ericlee]

Put cheese on them.

Or wait, was that taken already?

Yeah, Cheese Nips.

Cold things make nipples protrude right? Hot melted cheese should decrease the size then..

The answer is hot melted cheese.

[ET]

I know a girl who can orgasm from nipple/breast play.

Oh, okay then. YAY I AM WINNAR!