fucking lorry

[sercomdj01]

cunts failed my driving test cause of a cunt lorry broke down on a motherfucking cunt rounderbout. fuck!

[Otis Driftwood]

No drunk driving for you then! So was it yours (the lorry) or just in front of you an you bumped it but good?

[P of R]

Cunty cunts!

[sercomdj01]

No drunk driving for you then! So was it yours (the lorry) or just in front of you an you bumped it but good?

It had crashed and was blocking the road and was sooo hard to get round!

[venusvenus123]

cock!

[Otis Driftwood]

It had crashed and was blocking the road and was sooo hard to get round!
You mean as hard as getting around a really fat american woman? So hard you have to hit to not run out of gas?

[Nivvie]

If you couldn't get around a lorry safely then you have no business driving!:D

What else did they say? It's never just the one thing.

I doubt you'll ever be as sad as my sis in law, she took seven goes before she passed.

[Nivvie]

Oh look, you're in Leeds, I did my test in W. Yorks. The place is full of insane drivers, I'm surprised you made it back alive.

[mikizee]

ha. only ppl in the UK use the word 'lorry'. everyone else in the world thinks its funny.

[Otis Driftwood]

Yeah, it is a common name for a parrot here! :rolleyes:

[mikizee]

Yeah, it is a common name for a parrot here! :rolleyes:

thats even stranger than calling a truck a lorry!

here, lorry lorry lorry!!!!

[TAL]

Cunty cunts!
But a fun tv show though. Right?

[Bob]

yeah, lorry's a pretty good lay

[TurdBerglar]

why is laurie such a cunt??? poor laurie:mad:



edit: i didn't notice bob's shit


fuck you bob

[venusvenus123]

red lorry, yellow lorry