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[QueenAdrock]

Jon Stewart live tomorrow!

Anyone seen him in an actual arena? He's going to a pavillion near me and 10 of us are going to go see him. I have no idea what he's gonna do. I heard a rumors on the internets that Sufjan Stevens was going to be there too, but I doubt it.

[abcdefz]

Does this mean you're not sick anymore?

[Tone Capone]

She dates Canadians. That's very progressive.

[QueenAdrock]

I'm still sick. But I bought the tickets like a month and a half ago. But come hell or high water I'm gonna see me some Stewart, even if it means I infect everyone there goddammit. :mad:

I'm considerate.

[Tone Capone]

I'm still sick. But I bought the tickets like a month and a half ago. But come hell or high water I'm gonna see me some Stewart, even if it means I infect everyone there goddammit. :mad:

I'm considerate.

What if he gets sick?????:eek:

[Nivvie]

What if he gets sick?????:eek:


That's the concern of people with tickets to future shows.

I'd go if I had leprosy.

[QueenAdrock]

I'm lawn seats. Unless he comes down into the audience Dave Grohl-style, he'll be perfectly fine.

Unless I underestimated my sickness and it's so potent it can reach all the way to the stage. That would be actually pretty awesome if I had that power.

[Tone Capone]

What if you coughed on someone who coughed on someone who shook hands with someone who made out with someone who coughed on someone who ended up hugging Jon Stewart and then he gets sick!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[QueenAdrock]

Actually it'd be a lot easier if I just directly made out with him backstage like I had planned.

[beastieangel01]

that rules. I'm jealous. I wish I still lived there now. Wtf. :mad:

[QueenAdrock]

Well it's a scientifically proven fact that DC > CA. Except in winter.

[Tone Capone]

Well it's a scientifically proven fact that DC > CA. Except in winter.

Now you're just talking silly. That's silly. Stop being so silly.

[QueenAdrock]

It's true. We don't have earthquakes, wildfires, volcanoes, landslides, or Tom Cruise. But we do have free museums.

:cool:

[Rock]

It's true. We don't have earthquakes, wildfires, volcanoes, landslides, or Tom Cruise. But we do have free museums.

:cool:
and we don't have Sunnyvale California. Thats a bonus too.

[Tone Capone]

I'm instantly un-impressed

[Bob]

i have seen jon stewart, actually, he did a show in hartford and i saw it! and believe it or not, he actually was sick at the time, he had a cold or something. he was still great, though.

he did some jokes that i recognized from his act a long long time ago, back when he didn't have grey hair. he was much more of a traditional stand-up comedian than the jon stewart you know from the daily show. he swears more, too. i forget what the joke was, but he did one nasty bit, and then he goes, in a sort of random old person in the audience voice "that's not the nice man from the TV!"

he's good though, have fun.

[QueenAdrock]

Awesome. I had no idea what to expect because he won't have a desk in front of him.

Did he talk politics or what?

[Bob]

i honestly don't remember that much. i'm pretty sure he did, yeah. but it wasn't all political stuff. his closing act was about his dog eating his own shit, which i know doesn't sound impressive, but it's a thing to hear for sure

[QueenAdrock]

hahaha classy humor is always (y)

[QueenAdrock]

HILARIOUS! The guy who opened for him was awesome, Jon talked politics and the discourse of America, then had bits about computers, Canada, and of course the dog (his wife is a vet tech). It was so fuckin' funny.

My brother met him before the show by pure accident. Jon pulled up in a rented black Audi SUV asked my brother to lift up a section of rope that had roped off part of the parking lot, and my brother said "Naw, can't do that man." (Jon's baseball cap had been shadowing his face so Evan didn't know who it was.) And then Jon said "Aw, come on dude. I'm fuckin' Jon Stewart." And Evan saw clearly then that it in fact, was, so he lifted up the rope for him. Turns out he got a call to tell him he was at the wrong entrance anyways, so he turned to my brother and said "Thanks anyways," and shook his hand. So jealous.

[Bob]

HILARIOUS! The guy who opened for him was awesome, Jon talked politics and the discourse of America, then had bits about computers, Canada, and of course the dog (his wife is a vet tech). It was so fuckin' funny.

My brother met him before the show by pure accident. Jon pulled up in a rented black Audi SUV asked my brother to lift up a section of rope that had roped off part of the parking lot, and my brother said "Naw, can't do that man." (Jon's baseball cap had been shadowing his face so Evan didn't know who it was.) And then Jon said "Aw, come on dude. I'm fuckin' Jon Stewart." And Evan saw clearly then that it in fact, was, so he lifted up the rope for him. Turns out he got a call to tell him he was at the wrong entrance anyways, so he turned to my brother and said "Thanks anyways," and shook his hand. So jealous.

haha! that's a cool story.

did he do the bit about his dog eating his own shit? i'm not lying, i really enjoyed that joke

did he look old and dishevelled at all? on the daily show, i'm sure they use plenty of make-up and stuff, but sometimes on the colbert report, they'll show pictures of him when he's not on the show, and he seriously looks tired as hell. dark circles around his eyes and stuff. i didn't notice it when i saw him, but it was 2 years ago, and we had bad seats, so i wouldn't know.

[QueenAdrock]

He did have dark circles. And at one point he said "I'm sweating like a pig up here" and you heard "WOOOO!" and he said "Yeah, I mean, 43-year-old out of shape men showering in their own sweat really turns my gears too. I can feel the sexual tension here tonight."

AND YES! He closed with that. It was so. goddamn. funny. My friends and I seriously almost died. The delivery was impeccable. (y)

[Bob]

He did have dark circles. And at one point he said "I'm sweating like a pig up here" and you heard "WOOOO!" and he said "Yeah, I mean, 43-year-old out of shape men showering in their own sweat really turns my gears too. I can feel the sexual tension here tonight."

AND YES! He closed with that. It was so. goddamn. funny. My friends and I seriously almost died. The delivery was impeccable. (y)


the poor guy :( he really does look so worn out. god bless him for staying on though (y)

the dog shit joke really was an excellent closer. the sound effects he made really made the bit. it was a gut laugh to be sure, but a damn strong laugh all the same