I'm still drunk from last night and I have to go to work

[Dorothy Wood]

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh someone kill me pls.

[QueenAdrock]

still drunk at 1 in the afternoon?

you're hardcore.

[mickill]

You should have another shot of whatever you were drinking last. I think it helps.

[Tone Capone]

Call in sick and if they ask what's wrong with you say "I'm still drunk from last night".

[Rock]

I had the same issue this morning. but I figured since my boss was the one insisting that I have another drink with him (numerous times)..that I was safe.

[Rock]

This thread is an instant classic.
psshhhh yeah....until you showed up!

[Rock]

I was just joshin' ya. yeah..i said joshin'.

[mickill]

He's not joshin' ya now. He's just joshin' ya about joshin' ya the first time.

[Bob]

don't go to work

don't call, either, just don't show up