hey vegetarians

[The Notorious LOL]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/09/15/tainted.spinach.ap/index.html


SPANICH IS KILLING PEOPLE! SPANICH! SO MUCH FOR THAT WHOLE VEGETABLES NOT HARBORING BACTERIA CRAP YOU ALWAYS ARGUE!

[Bob]

new studies report that if you eat vegetables on a regular basis, there's a 100% chance that you will die

[yooooo]

ohhhhhhhhh shit

[steve-onpoint]

new studies report that if you eat vegetables on a regular basis, there's a 100% chance that you will die

that was debunked already.

[cosmo105]

oh god, i have a package of bagged spinach in the fridge!! I ALREADY HAD SOME YESTERDAY GUYS, I'M GONNA DIE

[beastieangel01]

doesn't this happen with pre-packaged veggies on a semi-regular basis?

[QueenAdrock]

But I love spanich. :(

[Tone Capone]

That's fake. Spinach only comes in a can. Ask Popeye.

[cosmo105]

omg i seriously ate like half a bag yesterday :( :( :(

[Tone Capone]

omg i seriously ate like half a bag yesterday :( :( :(

Guess you better kiss that ass goodbye then(!)

[cosmo105]

I DON'T EVEN HAVE AN ASS TO KISS :( :( :(

[QueenAdrock]

You made sure to keep your vegan-poison away from Steger, didn't you?

Cuz otherwise you've just killed him too. :(

[b-grrrlie]

I'd like to taste that spanich sometime... Is it from Spain?

[Pres Zount]

haha spinach eaters are just getting what they deserve.... death.

[ericlee]

i guess I can go fuck Olive Oil now without having to worry about that damn lazy eyed sailor.

[Yeti]

I hear Olive Oil gives great head. At least thats what Whimpy told me.

[ericlee]

I hear Olive Oil gives great head. At least thats what Whimpy told me.

and he gladly pays her on Tuesdays for a headjob today.

[Lyman Zerga]

i had spanish for dinner today
wasnt even in a spanish mood but i wanted to make my spanish mother happy

bah ill only pay with my death

no big deal or no deal

[zorra_chiflada]

noooooo
spanikopita and other assorted spinach things! nooooo

[Bob]

omg i seriously ate like half a bag yesterday :( :( :(

so wait, were you just sitting there with a bag of spinach, eating it? like normal people eat popcorn?

[Yeti]

I am kind of a sissy. My wife bought a spinach and mushroom quiche and I ate some for breakfast. I swear I am a real man.

[zorra_chiflada]

quiche? you can catch homosexuality from that!

[Yeti]

quiche? you can catch homosexuality from that!

I almost divorced my wife and went to a gay bar.

[cosmo105]

so wait, were you just sitting there with a bag of spinach, eating it? like normal people eat popcorn?
no, i just had a lot of it in my pita sandwich. i always rinse it before eating it, but man...maybe i should go back to the fresh bunches. i just like baby spinach baggies better, but i don't want to die for my produce.

[monkey]

this is why i dont eat spinach. killer spinach.

but i do love a pizza. yumm. nothing's ever wrong with a piece of pizza.

[Jitters]

I'm a vegetarian.............am I going to die?

At least I don't eat Spinach, I'll be safe for another day (y)

[jabumbo]

bagged vegetables are terrible anyway


you should know that

[sumdummonkey]

Tainted Spinach Traced to California (http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/T/TAINTED_SPINACH?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT)

Those nutty Californians.

[ET]

Wtf did they wipe a cow's ass with the stuff? Damn.

[Bitchamachacha]

oh god, i have a package of bagged spinach in the fridge!! I ALREADY HAD SOME YESTERDAY GUYS, I'M GONNA DIE


Aiedyn and I had some the day before yesterday..and the day before that, etc. We eat it like lettuce every night as a salad. It's the only way he will eat it and it's one of the best veggies for growth.

I returned an unopened bag to the grocers last night and traded it in for a romain, cabbage, carrot mix.

At work, they had to dump out all of the spinach they used for the salad bar.

As long as you cook it (get it to 100 degrees) it should be okay. So you kids can still enjoy quiche, spinach dips, etc.

[Justin]

i thought popeye was the only guy that ate that spinach crap anyways.

[mp-seventythree]

There are quite a lot of food poisoning cases from all sorts of bagged salads. They're pretty bad for you, get loose stuff.

[Otis Driftwood]

At least it's tainted or poisonous. I can deal w that. I'm not a sissy. But that gene altered rice from the US is pure evil. Before you know you get breasts, shoot spider silk outta your ass and relocate to Mutant Town in the sewers.

[mp-seventythree]

Yeah, GM food is the fuckin devil.....well the companies that produce it are. The GM food is actually spawn of the devil:(

[instigator7022]

My Anthropology teacher told us that when girls are vegetarians they turn into this constant state of PMS beacuse of something to do with the amounts of soy in the body.