how to I tell my boss that porn sites are what gives his computer virises?

[cookiepuss]

he's so dumb. he keeps complaining that his computer isn't working right and can't figure out whats wrong. I've had a tech come fix it several times. and today I started asking the tech some questions about how he got like 100 viruses and he said "well there is some interestig sites he's been visiting." I said. "oh. porn." And the tech said, "you said it not me!"

gross.


knowing my boss and his computer illteracy he probably doesn't even know that the tech can see that he's been to porn sites. if he never learns that porn sites are a gateway to computer viruses he'll eventually end up buy a new computer because he'll think his is broken.

I really don't want to be the one to explain it to him.*vomits*

[Bob]

show him this thread

[b i o n i c]

print an article or something that says so and leave it lying around his desk

[cookiepuss]

excellent.(y)


honestly I don't care that he looks at it (I wish I didn't know about it). but dude, run a virus scan when you're done. I mean shit. you take a shower after visiting a hooker dontcha?

[yooooo]

oh oh maybe your boss is listening to the beastie boys.

fired!

[cookiepuss]

meh. he doesn't like music.

can you imagine a person who doesn't really like ANY kind of music? fucking freak.

[yooooo]

he only likes porn music.

*ba dum ching*

[ericlee]

meh. he doesn't like music.

can you imagine a person who doesn't really like ANY kind of music? fucking freak.

I had a coworker that didn't like any music whatsoever. He says all it is is distracting noise. Yet, this same guy will fuckin talk the balls off a rhinoceros. He'll talk so much bullshit and he's had people just walk away and he'll still keep talking.

[Kerrbear]

Does your office do "Secret Santa"? You could anonymously give him a bag of Penthouse magazines with the aforementioned article about porn sites and viruses.
This works better if you also have a second job.

[Yeti]

Its bad enough that a one night stand can make your dick fall off. Now, we are not even safe on the net conversing with a virtual whore.

[mikizee]

I had a coworker that didn't like any music whatsoever. He says all it is is distracting noise. Yet, this same guy will fuckin talk the balls off a rhinoceros. He'll talk so much bullshit and he's had people just walk away and he'll still keep talking.

is he harold of the rocks?

[tracky]

you should blackmail him

[ericlee]

is he harold of the rocks?

he rambles on and on, fact is he just doesn't make much sense. Well, Stan said, "This guy's pretty bizarre Gus".

I saw harold at a
Party trouzy threw
Late one night.
I said, hey man,
Do you remember me?
He said, o course
I do snapdad and
Let me tell ya right
bout now Im lit
Up like an ol christmas tree.
Hey bro you know id
Like to thank you once
Again for letn me
Hang with ya all across
The bay. when i
Look back at that
Night I get me a
Warm spot across my heart.
Then he shook my
Hand, and walked away.
Thats teh last i
Seen of harold.
Harold of the rocks.
So in the end,
Swamper and greeny
Finally succumb to
The ways of harold.
And in doing so
Each gave just a little bit
Of his soul away.
Wnat a couple of dumbshits

[Planetary]

do him a striptease

[Lex Diamonds]

^ You're just horny cuz you haven't had a wank in a week.

[Planetary]

haha. wait......wait.....there we go. now im fine.