Today I embark on my latest venture.

[afronaut]

To grow a handlebar mustache. Because this needs to come back in style. I suggest the rest of you grow handlebar mustaches as well, and be cool like me. We can do this, we can make the handlebar hip again. The handlebar stache is the only stache worth growing. Grow a handlebar or be branded a dweeb for the rest of your life, dweebs.

[QueenAdrock]

Fuck that. Muttonchops are where it's at.

[Documad]

This guy who works at the gun range has the most full-on handle bar mustache I've ever seen in real life. It's all waxed up and everything. It's super curly at the ends too.

[befsquire]

i just can't take anyone seriously if they have a handlebar mustache. it's sad to say, but it makes me laugh (on the inside) every. time.

[Documad]

Are people still familiar with Snidely Whiplash?


The guy at my gun range is actually kind of scary. He's always talking about how he nearly killed a guy who tried to take his deer.

[jabumbo]

mine would be perfect for a handlebar if i let it grow long enough. but i never do because i would have to trim around it too much to keep it out of my mouth

[instigator7022]

I'm so glad that i come on here after months of absence and i get to see a thread about one of the things that cracks me up most in life: Mustaches.

I seriously find any kind of mustache hilarious but it has to be just a mustache. If there is any other hair like a goatee or beard or muttonchops those aren't funny (most of the time)


But man one time this guy came into my store and he had like this mini handlebar mustache all curled up and waxed above his beard thing. It was atrocious. I laughed heartily.


Anyway Bring more laughter into my life and GROW A HANDLE BAR MUSTACHE

Fu man chus (sp?) accepted too

[Otis Driftwood]

I'm on vacation for 3 weeks, I'll go handle bar + chops and see how far I get.
But I remember several different beards for sale at a novelty store and it had the coolest early 19th century bruiser Walrus beard. (y)

[monkey]

brooklyn, 2 years ago.

[QueenAdrock]

I seriously find any kind of mustache hilarious but it has to be just a mustache. If there is any other hair like a goatee or beard or muttonchops those aren't funny (most of the time)

I disagree. I think that a handlebar mustache coupled with muttonchops would be a hi-larious combination. Especially if said person was really fat with a monkey.

My friend who will be in Europe for 3 months isn't planning to shave. He's going to look terrible, too. Blonde beards are kinda...weird. Can't say I've seen many of them.

[ampm]

To grow a handlebar mustache. Because this needs to come back in style. I suggest the rest of you grow handlebar mustaches as well, and be cool like me. We can do this, we can make the handlebar hip again. The handlebar stache is the only stache worth growing. Grow a handlebar or be branded a dweeb for the rest of your life, dweebs.


Didn't Dorothy Wood post this exact same thread back in June?

[b i o n i c]

my name is earl is an official indication that this trend has been over and wont be coming back for at least another ten years. that and aviator glasses

[Dr Deaf]

a few people can pull em off.


jf pelchat
scott h biram
my old buddy phil the newfie

[ET]

DENNIS CAGE NIGGA WHAT! (http://www.sema.org/images/sn_0509_bod_10.jpg)

[afronaut]

a few people can pull em off.


jf pelchat
scott h biram
my old buddy phil the newfie

Hmm, I googled those people, and we're talking about two completely different handlebar mustaches.

im talking about this http://www.hatefulhelp.com/archives/photos/entries/DSCF0015.JPG

http://www.aikidojournal.com/images/articles/isoyama31.jpg

[Dr Deaf]

hmm. i always that the examples i cited were handle-bar mustaches.

sal dali had a nice one, mabe you could make it work.

who's that animated villian that rocks one of those?

(he usually has a dame tied to the railroad tracks)

edit: dick dastardly (http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/3/33/250px-Dickdastardly.jpg)

[afronaut]

hmm. i always that the examples i cited were handle-bar mustaches.

sal dali had a nice one, mabe you could make it work.

who's that animated villian that rocks one of those?

(he usually has a dame tied to the railroad tracks)

edit: dick dastardly (http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/3/33/250px-Dickdastardly.jpg)
and Snidley Whiplash.

[marsdaddy]

I always see those guys with "Mustache Rides" T-shirts. Perfect fit for afro...

[Caribou]

Hell yeah. (y)
Tashes are the new sexy.
http://static.flickr.com/18/71146604_f4c915b842_m.jpg
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l170/Caribooo/eh3.jpg

w00t! I have to quote this dude:
"In Ukraine we say: 'A man without a moustache is like a woman with a moustache.'"

[little j]

this moustache is sexy (http://porkmuffin.typepad.com/porkmuffin/images/gable02m.jpeg)

I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
The boston blackie kind
A two toned ricky ricardo jacket
And an autographed picture of andy devine

[paul jones]

I think moustaches were born because it's a difficult area to shave

[HEIRESS]

my brother and his friends did "handlebars for the holidays" 2 years ago

it was not a hit with the ladies

[Bob]

a few people can pull em off.


jf pelchat
scott h biram
my old buddy phil the newfie


i always called those lemmy beards, after the dude from motorhead

[Documad]

Hello! I said Snidely Whiplash is the best example!

[skra75]

I always felt my Tom Selleck moustache was handsome, met with mixed reviews yet I felt I wore it well. Not the same as a handlebar of course.(lb)

[Bitchamachacha]

To grow a handlebar mustache. Because this needs to come back in style. I suggest the rest of you grow handlebar mustaches as well, and be cool like me. We can do this, we can make the handlebar hip again. The handlebar stache is the only stache worth growing. Grow a handlebar or be branded a dweeb for the rest of your life, dweebs.

I still have a hard time fathoming that you are finally old enough to grow facial hair.

I always expected you to remain a little sixteen-year-old Kill!Kill! forever. Where has the time gone?

Oh..and we want pictures, punk!