View Full Version : Have you ever had an STD?
Kid Presentable
09-19-2006, 10:32 AM
I haven't.
zorra_chiflada
09-19-2006, 10:33 AM
no i haven't. however, i have had a UTI and a few yeast infections.
Kid Presentable
09-19-2006, 10:35 AM
Don't you get fizzy lollies for yeast infections? Some girls have told me it's like a bag of pop-rocks.
Liza Minelli has herpes. Fuck that makes me laugh.
zorra_chiflada
09-19-2006, 10:36 AM
Don't you get fizzy lollies for yeast infections? Some girls have told me it's like a bag of pop-rocks.
Liza Minelli has herpes. Fuck that makes me laugh.
yes, you get this egg shaped pill called "monostat" or something. you put it up yer virginny with this applicator device. and it's totally like a fizz party all up in there.
Lex Diamonds
09-19-2006, 10:37 AM
I think I got one. Once when I was 8 years old I fucked this Playboy Playmate and a few weeks later my penis started swelling up uncontrollably. It is now at a girth of 5 inches and a length of 18 inches. :(
Kid Presentable
09-19-2006, 10:38 AM
yes, you get this egg shaped pill called "monostat" or something. you put it up yer virginny with this applicator device. and it's totally like a fizz party all up in there.
I know a dude who has HIV. Pretty sad.
But then, Liza Minelli has herpes.
yooooo
09-19-2006, 10:41 AM
zorra has ADS
Kid Presentable
09-19-2006, 10:46 AM
Nice TLA.(y)
kaiser soze
09-19-2006, 11:03 AM
I have ATP in my cells
:(
yooooo
09-19-2006, 11:06 AM
STD=
Sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) — also known as sexually transmissible diseases, sexually transmitted infections (STIs) or (infrequently) venereal diseases (VD) or social disease — are diseases or infections that have a significant probability of transmission between humans by means of sexual contact, vaginal intercourse, oral sex, and/or anal sex
i had
Kid Presentable
09-19-2006, 11:34 AM
Do crabs count?
Only to four.
abcdefz
09-19-2006, 11:35 AM
First year of college.
Nope. I'm clean. Not a drip.
nope. one of the advantages of my lifestyle
i did however work in STD for a few summers and winters. short term disability, that is
HEIRESS
09-19-2006, 11:45 AM
I have a drip!
skra75
09-19-2006, 11:47 AM
No, but I'm a STuD:cool:
The Notorious LOL
09-19-2006, 11:49 AM
I thought I had mono once, turns out it was just aids.
No, but I'm a STuD:cool:
weirdest pickup line i've ever heard
Do crabs count?
No----but I have a crab story. I was a single man in my early 20s. I was set up with a very pretty gal. She was very intelligent and pretty. As the night went on and the alcohol flowed her personality changed. She became very loose lipped and I became turned on. Well, to make a long story short I took her back to my place for a game of hide the salami. A couple days later I met a real hot mama. I was pretty good at the game of hide the salami so I played a nice long game with her. Later that week I began itching and those damn white crabs reared their ugly claws. I knew the 1st girl with her alcohol induced sexed up personality probably gave me the crabs. The sad thing was that I probably passed them to the 2nd young lady. Sure enough the 2nd girl came to me very nervous and upset. She said--I think I must have passed crabs to you although I have not been with anyone in over a month. I assured her that it was not her and that I had been hiking over the weekend and sat on a rotten log. Mind you---this was a terrible excuse but it worked:eek:
I went to the store and bought some RID and sat in a tub for over an hour.
Lo and behold no more crabs.
I won't mention my other stories of the clap because a burning sensation during urination is not remedied by a bath or a lie about sitting on a rotten log.
abcdefz
09-19-2006, 12:02 PM
sitting on a rotten log
My, you make it so easy... :D
that's the best story i've ever heard, yeti
I still think it is odd that the rotten log excuse worked. I guess I was dating alot of bodacious blondes at the time.
icy manipulator
09-19-2006, 12:07 PM
nope
QueenAdrock
09-19-2006, 12:53 PM
no i haven't. however, i have had a UTI.
I've probably gotten that 8 times in my life. TERRIBLE. (n)
No STD's. Unless you count mouth sores you get when you're sick which is a relatively harmless strand of herpes and 90% of the population are carriers. </nerd>
Loppfessor
09-19-2006, 01:51 PM
Nope but I had a very bad scare last winter....it was the first time I ever had to get "swabbed"....I don't know whey the fuck they call that thing a swab anyway that makes it sound like it's soft and gentle. They need to call it "getting this sharp metal pin thingy jammed in your pee hole"
thank God I came back clean though....
beastiegirrl101
09-19-2006, 02:51 PM
Never had an STD, but I do still get tested every 6 months wether I've had any new partners or not ...because things can show up after the fact. Just tell your gyno you want the blue plate special ladies...she'll know what you're talking about.
Southside Sue
09-19-2006, 07:04 PM
I just got back from having a pap, blablabla.
No STDs, but a yeast infection. :(
Southside Sue
09-19-2006, 07:08 PM
I've probably gotten that 8 times in my life. TERRIBLE. (n)
No STD's. Unless you count mouth sores you get when you're sick which is a relatively harmless strand of herpes and 90% of the population are carriers. </nerd>
Some women are like this. I've had several UTIs (without sex) and was told that my vagina's "finicky". Oh, and I can't wear thongs anymore. (YES, HI, I WIPE MY ASS! But women have good bacteria and bad bacteria can outweigh the good causing UTIs or yeast infections, etc., etc.) Can't take baths anymore either, which sucks because I love bubbles.
Lyman Zerga
09-19-2006, 07:22 PM
i got an infection years ago
never been receiving a medical treatment for it
not sure it healed itself or not
and dont really care if my vagina is phucked, im just scared to death that i probably wont be able to get children :(
am i still sexy? :(
Southside Sue
09-19-2006, 07:59 PM
i got an infection years ago
never been receiving a medical treatment for it
not sure it healed itself or not
and dont really care if my vagina is phucked, im just scared to death that i probably wont be able to get children :(
am i still sexy? :(
Yeast infections? They can sometimes go away without treatment, as for UTIs, not sure. Whenever I'd have one, the symptoms were way obvious (and fucking PAINFUL).
I would suspect either might cause PID, but not sure. :"\
RaZoRbLaDe KiSs
09-19-2006, 08:21 PM
My ex boyfriend used to every once in a while itch the inside corner of his eye like crazy, and it pissed me off like you dont even know. When I asked him what the hell was wrong he'd just shrug it off and say his eye just itches (I was always afraid he was coming down with pink eye or some shit) so I asked his sister and she told me he had herpes, and that he was born with it. his mom gave it to him or something. I was so fricken grossed out, but I've never gotten any breakouts or anything like that, I've gotten blood tests to make sure, and thank god im clean.
Lyman Zerga
09-19-2006, 08:40 PM
Yeast infections? They can sometimes go away without treatment, as for UTIs, not sure. Whenever I'd have one, the symptoms were way obvious (and fucking PAINFUL).
I would suspect either might cause PID, but not sure. :"\
i really dont know much about that stuff
well i dried myself after showering with a towel (true story) and also down there but i guess the towel wasnt as clean as it should be and after that it started to hurt, pus ran out of my puss, and it was red and hurting pretty bad and it was that bad for like a year or longer well the pain, cant remember how long that pus thing lasted..then i was just pretty sensitive there for a while and the last two years it didnt really hurt anymore, but i doubt it's really gone
been 6 years since it happened
first i had a medical insurance but i was too shy to tell my mum what happened, i just said i had an infection and that i read in a book that i need antibiotics, she just said antibiotics make everything just worse, end of the conversation..then i lost my insurance for a few years then got it back for a year but been too much of a wuss to go to a gynecologist cause i couldnt take it if he told me im not fertile
that would be like the end of my life
skra75
09-19-2006, 08:52 PM
just go to the doctor man, no need to make a big deal out of it. You probably do need some antibiotics, couldn't hurt. That stuff heals pretty well down there if you take care of it. Not that I would know, I don't have a vagina. But I've known people that do have them.
Lyman Zerga
09-19-2006, 09:03 PM
i have no insurance right now
im not scared of antibiotics
or spreading my legs for the first time ever in front of a huge, mad looking bald man
just the fertile part makes it so hard for me to go oh and the fact that i have no insurance lololol..
Southside Sue
09-19-2006, 09:56 PM
i really dont know much about that stuff
well i dried myself after showering with a towel (true story) and also down there but i guess the towel wasnt as clean as it should be and after that it started to hurt, pus ran out of my puss, and it was red and hurting pretty bad and it was that bad for like a year or longer well the pain, cant remember how long that pus thing lasted..then i was just pretty sensitive there for a while and the last two years it didnt really hurt anymore, but i doubt it's really gone
been 6 years since it happened
first i had a medical insurance but i was too shy to tell my mum what happened, i just said i had an infection and that i read in a book that i need antibiotics, she just said antibiotics make everything just worse, end of the conversation..then i lost my insurance for a few years then got it back for a year but been too much of a wuss to go to a gynecologist cause i couldnt take it if he told me im not fertile
that would be like the end of my life
It could be Trich (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trich)... Yeah, it's an STD, but you can also get it from dirty towels, water, lakes, etc.
Do you have a Planned Parenthood or some place similar where you live? Here in the states they offer free STD testing, and for a pap, price depends on your income.
hitmonlee
09-19-2006, 10:36 PM
I've probably gotten that 8 times in my life. TERRIBLE. (n)
No STD's. Unless you count mouth sores you get when you're sick which is a relatively harmless strand of herpes and 90% of the population are carriers. </nerd>
i count that as one yeah.
i've had chlamydia. its more common than i realised. its fucked cos girls can't tell they have it and it makes you infertile (n)
adam_f
09-20-2006, 01:13 PM
I think A-Z looks like Michael Stipes from REM, which makes me think of AIDS, which makes me think A-Z has the AIDS.
I think A-Z looks like Michael Stipes from REM, which makes me think of AIDS, which makes me think A-Z has the AIDS.
Michael Stipe has AIDS?
adam_f
09-20-2006, 01:16 PM
I don't know, he just seems like a candidate.
Dorothy Wood
09-20-2006, 01:32 PM
My ex boyfriend used to every once in a while itch the inside corner of his eye like crazy, and it pissed me off like you dont even know. When I asked him what the hell was wrong he'd just shrug it off and say his eye just itches (I was always afraid he was coming down with pink eye or some shit) so I asked his sister and she told me he had herpes, and that he was born with it. his mom gave it to him or something. I was so fricken grossed out, but I've never gotten any breakouts or anything like that, I've gotten blood tests to make sure, and thank god im clean.
his mom gave him genital herpes in his eye? when he was squeezing out of her vag? I'm pretty sure you can't be born with it.
I have herpes simplex I, which is oral/ocular herpes. I had an outbreak of it in my eye a couple months ago after not having it for 12 years. it sucked ass. I wore an eye patch. eye herpes is really dangerous, you can go blind from it.
no STDs for me thanks. crabs really scare me.
his mom gave him genital herpes in his eye? when he was squeezing out of her vag? I'm pretty sure you can't be born with it.
I have herpes simplex I, which is oral/ocular herpes. I had an outbreak of it in my eye a couple months ago after not having it for 12 years. it sucked ass. I wore an eye patch. eye herpes is really dangerous, you can go blind from it.
no STDs for me thanks. crabs really scare me.
Just wear your eye patch and you will steer clear of crabs. Problem solved.
Lyman Zerga
09-20-2006, 06:32 PM
It could be Trich (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trich)... Yeah, it's an STD, but you can also get it from dirty towels, water, lakes, etc.
Do you have a Planned Parenthood or some place similar where you live? Here in the states they offer free STD testing, and for a pap, price depends on your income.
hmm thanks
well no clue, i guess ill visit a gynecologist
with some luck ill get my insurance back soon
but im still scared as hell
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