Have you ever had an EMB?

[Planetary]

i have.

[Kid Presentable]

switch back 5.

[Planetary]

i'll take that as a no. must be shit to be limp.

[Kid Presentable]

i'll take that as a no. must be shit to be limp.
Not as shit as living at home.

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah, living at home is shit. I'd rather live at work.

[Kid Presentable]

Yeah, living at home is shit. I'd rather live at work.
Brilliant.

[Planetary]

Not as shit as living at home.

dude. im 18. im still in education, locally.

i get free food, free roof over my head, and my parents respect my privacy.

why the fuck would i want to leave home now?

dumbass.

[Kid Presentable]

dude. im 18. im still in education, locally.

i get free food, free roof, no rules. and my parents respect my privacy.

why the fuck would i want to leave home now?

dumbass.

Good for you and your parents.

[Planetary]

umm, yeah i suppose it is. what point are you trying to make here retard?

[Kid Presentable]

umm, yeah i suppose it is. what point are you trying to make here retard?
What's an EMB?

And way to go through your 'angry' phase, too.

[Lex Diamonds]

What's the story, morning glory? Weeeellll?

I need a little time to wake up.

[Planetary]

What's an EMB?

And way to go through your 'angry' phase, too.
early morning boner.

are you done with adolescence jokes yet? im 18, not 14.

i think you're just jealous cause you're 30 odd and past your best.

[Kid Presentable]

early morning boner.

are you done with adolescence jokes yet? im 18, not 14.

i think you're just jealous cause you're 30 odd and past your best.
HA. That's gold. How very post-adolescent of you.

I'm sorry I didn't respect your maturity, I know how important it is to be taken seriously at your age.

[Lex Diamonds]

Pfft, you know the material is weak when people resort to age. Step it up, kiddies.

[Planetary]

ok. i get it. you're playing the condescending, treat me like a kid, don't take me seriously card. trying to annoy me.

whatever helps you sleep at night old-timer.

[Kid Presentable]

ok. i get it. you're playing the condescending, treat me like a kid, don't take me seriously card. trying to annoy me.

whatever helps you sleep at night old-timer.
Nah, I just don't get what I'm supposed to be jealous of. And you called someone limp for not knowing your code speak for morning wood, thereby implying they had a limp willy? Jesus, if that's to be taken seriously then forgive me.

Maybe when your brain is fully grown.:D

[Kid Presentable]

dude. im 18. im still in education, locally.

i get free food, free roof over my head, and my parents respect my privacy.

why the fuck would i want to leave home now?

dumbass.
He mentioned his age, I made one joke, and he then replied with "Are you done yet?".

He did all the work for me.

[Kid Presentable]

Step it up, kiddies.
Not about age, though.

[Planetary]

he then replied with "Are you done yet?".

i don't remember saying that.

[Kid Presentable]

are you done with adolescence jokes yet? im 18, not 14.

i think you're just jealous cause you're 30 odd and past your best.
Here.

Anyway, fuck this shit.

[Planetary]

yeah, i'll end it on this note.

LICK MY MEAT LMFAO!!11

[Lex Diamonds]

Not about age, though.
Well done, you noticed my joke. (y)

[paul jones]

I thought this was the EPMD thread for a second

[Whatitis]

condescending

I love it how this word is used so much now.

Wew, man! Those Geico caveman commercials are pretty damn funny.