I'm gonna punch this girl in the face!

[Southside Sue]

Eh, someone I work with... I think she likes this guy I talk to, because every time we banter back-and-forth impersonating The Jerky Boys, she's all "MEMEME, HIHIHI -- I BOUGHT THESE NEW SHOES YESTERDAY!" You know.. Like a real needy yip-yap dog. Anyway, I'm not crushing over this guy, but I could see the two of us being neighbors. He's fun.

So today the guy and I were chatting about something work-related on our smoke break, and she trots her little ass on over. She asked about my jacket, says it's nice, then proceeds to say "BUT I HATE YOUR HAIR" and walks away. Just walks away...

:confused:

I did not like sitting with her through training. When we had our sexual harrassment course, it was ALLLLLL about her; "Guys at the bar say that about me a lot." (In reference to her tits, btw.) I remember her mentioning that she owns a parrot/some bird that talks and it used to imitate she and her ex-boyfriend having sex. (Yes, I can be vulgar too -- but even I have my limits.) It was pretty gross though, and nobody found it amusing and/or impressive.

It's not a jealousy issue on my end. Granted, I'm about 10 miles of rough road but she appears to be about 50 (and only in her 20s). Oh, and I could always smell her feet during training. That's a plus.

[skra75]

She sounds like she certainly would benefit from a good ass whooping. I think it would feel good for both of you.

Just remember, when you punch, don't fold you thumb in, and keep your knuckles in line with your forearm the best you can..aim for the spot right between the eyes, or right below her left eye.

Then when her eyes are watering from the first punch, go for a second but aim for the chestplate, center of the ribcage. This will stop her heart for just a second. Giving you a chance to knock her to knock her off balance. Once she's on the ground, just keep kicking her in the head (not too hard) until someone comes to break up the fight and then get the hell out of there.

[ET]

Also punch her in the titties plz.

[skra75]

a good kick to the crotch is good too. and it's always a good laugh!

[Bitchamachacha]

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Just don't do it barefoot or you'll get your toes all sticky and stinky. Your feet will smell like tuna flippers.

[Dorothy Wood]

I fuckin hate chicks like that. I know a girl like that and I seriously want to kill her. a couple weeks ago I ended up in a car with her and she was complaining that one of my friends said something "flirty" to her and she was so confused about it and "why would he say that to me!" and her friend was all, "well, he knows that he can't have you, because you're really hot, and he just keeps trying in case he can get somewhere." and I was like, :rolleyes: because my friend says flirty things to me all the time, he's just being silly and charming...it doesn't mean he wants to date the dumb bitch.

bleh and that time at my house at a party when she kept trying to one-up me at everything. I nearly stabbed her in the throat.

[cosmo105]

just roll your eyes, or be super cool to her (as in totally ignoring, or treating her like she's 5). go, "oh yeah? wow, that's amazing" and just turn your head and keep talking to your friend.

she's jealous of whatever male attention your friend is giving you, and that's so retarded and part of the reason i hate most females...just remind yourself that she's going to end up married to an asshole that hates her. (y)

[Pres Zount]

^nice advice.

[AdRockGRL]

THROW YOUR KNEE INTO HER STOMACH!!!!!!! GO!!!!

[zorra_chiflada]

you just have to take her rudeness, multiply it by 3 or so, and hand it back to her. if she's an annoying bitch, be an annoying bitch back to her, much worse.

[beastieangel01]

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Just don't do it barefoot or you'll get your toes all sticky and stinky. Your feet will smell like tuna flippers.

lol

yeah I tend to just avoid those types of girls the best I can. But when you work with them that can be tricky. I say put a few drops of visine in her water sometime. That'll be fun to watch.

[HotAndWet]

Whoa, what a cunt. All I can say is, you probably intimidate her and probably is jealous of you, so just laugh at her because she sucks.
P.S. BEAT HER UP TOO!