lol @ internet secrets

[Dorothy Wood]

I'm IMing my ex from a few years ago who is now my friend and he asked what I was doing and I said, "looking at my secret messageboard" and then he confessed that he also has a secret messageboard addiction. but he won't tell me and I won't tell him! what if it's the same one?!

hello butthole? are you reading this?

drunks.

[Dorothy Wood]

him: nerd
me: total nerd
him: me too
me: so is your messageboard about sports?
him: hahaha, yeah
me: gross
him: no
me: yup
him: no it's not about sports
him: I don't much care about sports
me: it's about motorcycles!
him: wrong
me: how long have you been visiting it?
him: 4 years
him: ish
me: hmm
me: charlesincharge.com?
me: /bbs?
him: weed maaaaaan
me: it's a weed forum?
him: ha, no
him: it's a secret
me: mine's a weed forum
him: I'm going to bed
him: nerd
me: me too
me: good luck with your presentation
me: power point
me: presentation
me: business!
him: no presentations, I just watch
me: sick
him: *** You've been KISSED! ***
me: *** Kissing ***
him: good night
him: *** You've been SMACKED! ***
him: gay
me: you're gay
me: night



BFF

[AdRockGRL]

Uhm....let me tell ya that this kind of things could be VERY dangerous!

[Nivvie]

I'd be mortified if my husband knew where I was right now.
Forums are for talking rubbish, and I'd hate to have idiotic phrases previously typed by me, brought up in the course of conversations, arguments, etc.
I do a 24 hour shift every weekend, sleeping at work, and make sure all cookies are removed before I go, just in case...

Last time I moved house it so happened to be within a mile of where a fellow forum-er lived, turned out just as it often does, people are soooo different in real life. She'd even posted pictures of someone else entirely, pretending they were her. very weird.

[na§tee]

Last time I moved house it so happened to be within a mile of where a fellow forum-er lived, turned out just as it often does, people are soooo different in real life. She'd even posted pictures of someone else entirely, pretending they were her. very weird.
how very curious! no way. oh, we all know that sarky is really a post-op thai transsexual and that girl she keeps on posting pictures of died in a tragic car accident in 1998. but we humour her.

my boyfriend does know that i post here and so do my flatmates. i don't think they completely know my username etc, however. sometimes i worry if i broke up with ranald, would he come on here and search me? i would likely be using this place as an emotional trashcan but then i think.. 1. why am i worrying what will happen when our relationship isn't even in crisis and 2. he would be a right dickhead for doing that, and not warrant my attention and also 3. he wouldn't find anything of much interest here, either way.

i was alarmed once because a friend said "hello nastee!" to me on an email and i was very suspicious as to if this was a massive coincidence (i don't have a nastee-themed email address, it's strange to say 'nastee' rather than 'nasty' when not prompted etc etc) or she had happened to browse on this board for some reason or another. i got very "omg we're super nerds. that's my private space, man, i say things there that i wouldn't in other arenas please dinnae judge me!" but she said she hadn't been on it. hrmm. again, not that anyone would find anything particularly riveting!

[Nivvie]

I got the scare of my life when I Googled my username. I'd forgotten all about that dumb Livejournal I've never done anything in, and a conversation about sperm and marshamallows.

I think I need a new username....everyone knows this one...

*The woman I moved close to also once described her house online, and it was so fake! She actually described the house, and even the husband, of a mutual friend of ours. Thankfully, she is now miles away.*

Google your username people! See your dumb posts from years gone by!

[Pres Zount]

I'm affraid the government will check the political sites I visit and arrest me.

[zorra_chiflada]

I'm affraid the government will check the political sites I visit and arrest me.

they should arrest you for your spelling

[King PSYZ]

ZING!

[ET]

With a username like this it's easy to stay hidden. The avatars give it away though. You'll never see an ET with a Matlock avatar. Oh and speaking of secrets I bet there are plenty involving this here board. Hmmmm.

[beastieangel01]

from Zorra two, double ZING!

and yeah, I think anyone who dated me more than a year eventually found out about my BBMB addiction. Most of my friends KIND OF are aware of it. I don't really like to advertise the fact that I'm a net nerd in public; out and about and all.

[Dorothy Wood]

yeah, we only dated a few months right after I graduated college and it was long distance. he's visited me a couple times since I moved to chicago, but then started dating someone else. now that they're broken up, we're like secret text message/myspace friends. text-based friends. ha ha. well, sometimes we talk on the phone when he's feeling sad.

butthole are you reading this?!

ha ha, what if this really was his secret messageboard? I don't think it is, but I'm curious. I bet it's similar. oh! I bet it's the ween one!

[Dorothy Wood]

Did your butthole answer yet?

ha ha, no, he hasn't.

[yooooo]

he? you robots are weird

[monkey]

it took me a while to fully disclose my netaddiction, though i had to be honest about the bbmb early on because he met a friend of mine from here and i had to explain how it was all possible, etc etc etc.

but he's anti most of this shit and i dont think he would spy on me LIKE MY EXBF DID! even though this is public, it still feels like an invasion of privacy. it's like my hangout spot, exbfs should get their own.

[zorra_chiflada]

it took me a while to fully disclose my netaddiction, though i had to be honest about the bbmb early on because he met a friend of mine from here and i had to explain how it was all possible, etc etc etc.

but he's anti most of this shit and i dont think he would spy on me LIKE MY EXBF DID! even though this is public, it still feels like an invasion of privacy. it's like my hangout spot, exbfs should get their own.

i go on here during school, and people are like "youre on here a lot" and i'm thinking "so what's it to you, fuckhole?"

[monkey]

i go on here during school, and people are like "youre on here a lot" and i'm thinking "so what's it to you, fuckhole?"

yea i used to erase my internet cache and cookies and all that shit whenever i went in from a school computer. like im afraid someone will stumble into here and read everything and... i dont know. it's not like they can blackmail me with the info i put out. hahaha.

[zorra_chiflada]

yea i used to erase my internet cache and cookies and all that shit whenever i went in from a school computer. like im afraid someone will stumble into here and read everything and... i dont know. it's not like they can blackmail me with the info i put out. hahaha.

people who pay attention to your internet habits are just as sad as we are

[icy manipulator]

people who pay attention to your internet habits are just as sad as we are
should we make you a big ZOLTAN cake when you hit the 10000 posts mark?

[zorra_chiflada]

should we make you a big ZOLTAN cake when you hit the 10000 posts mark?

do i sense some jealousy in that remark?

[icy manipulator]

do i sense some jealousy in that remark?
maybe :o

back in the day, way before joining here i used to pay out a friend at uni for having 700 posts on a Brisbane Cruising site. 'im glad he doesn't know i have 6 times that on here :o

[b i o n i c]

wow. that is scary. this is why ive had all these user names over the years. im paranoid about someone i know in real life reading what i write. i sometimes share personal shit on here, but i try to keep things generic/change names/places. i dunno. i hate feeling exposed.

[Caribou]

If someone I knew irl would read what I posted on message boards, I would have to kill them and/or myself. Far too embarassing. My entire life is on teh internetz man!

[mickill]

I don't hide it. It's not a big deal to me. I have friends who aren't even technically nerds that take part in way nerdier shit than me posting on this board; Warcraft, rollerblading, home karaoke sans alcohol, HELLO!

[HEIRESS]

Im pretty sure one of my exs still spies on me here

[Kid Presentable]

wow. that is scary. this is why ive had all these user names over the years. im paranoid about someone i know in real life reading what i write. i sometimes share personal shit on here, but i try to keep things generic/change names/places. i dunno. i hate feeling exposed.
What were your other names?

Mine were badmeaninggood and Rhymin_Eggman_1200

[b i o n i c]

i dont remember all of them. one was g-o-o-c-h. there were lots of them and different variations on the words.

[Kid Presentable]

i dont remember all of them. one was g-o-o-c-h. there were lots of them and different variations on the words.
I recall you from BionicEye and the G and F'n R board invasion.

[b i o n i c]

i was b i o n i c e y e then... g'nr board invasion - man, those were the days i started that as a dare. good times good times

[Dorothy Wood]

ah! when you were g00ch, I thought at first you were some dude that I starting talking to from a online personal's site that happened to be on the board. he was a creep. I don't think you're the same person though. I hope. oops, if you are, sorry. :p

[b i o n i c]

that w'nt me, fortunately?


you thought i was stalking you??

[Dorothy Wood]

sort of. but that was a long time ago.

edit: the guy was from ohio though. he was all, "ARE YOU GONNA BE MY GIRLFRIEND OR NOT?!!!!!" and I was all, "GROSS".

[b i o n i c]

so you gonna be my grillfren or not! clear your cache, dorothy or sarks or whatever the heyull yer name is

[Dorothy Wood]

keep yer grubby mitts offa my cache!