"Humorous" shirts

[adam_f]

Like those ones that say "Hook(backwards k)ed on Fonics Werked Fur Me" make me want to stab Tony Bennett. If you wear them, I'll be waiting for you outside you moms house, you fucking lame.

[mickill]

What's Tony Bennett got to do with this? Does he wear those shirts or something?

[bigblu89]

I'd never wear one, but there are a few I've seen that are clever.

"I swear, I didn't know she was only 4"

"Rape isn't funny, unless you're raping a clown"

You know, shirts like that.

[monkey]

why did you have to threated tony bennett. he's got spies!

[Dr Deaf]

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.. (http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000BTHNI2.01-A3DYB20QS3MEI2._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V41655710_.jpg)
... (http://www.radrowdies.com/vt/asp/Affil-0/itemcat-boys/BO_ID-571/tv/gfx/prints/large/LiquorPoker.jpg)

[HEIRESS]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/the_solution.jpg

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/coolestshop_1912_85291462

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/coolestshop_1915_364483870

[monkey]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/the_solution.jpg


i think im in luv:o :p

[TAL]

This is thread number 10,000 in Beastie-Free. So congratulations to adam_f.



I pretty much stay away from clothes with text or pictures on them.

[Bob]

www.bustedtees.com has some good ones

[Pres Zount]

The picture of the US soldier drinking a cup of coffee with the text "How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up" is really popular among fucking morons where I live.

Some of them have the '?' at the end of the sentance, some don't.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by TAL
This is thread number 10,000 in Beastie-Free. So congratulations to adam_f

Do I get a plaque and a toaster oven for this? I could really use a toaster oven.

[QueenAdrock]

I hate the pseudo-bitchy ones that the whores around here wear.

"Does it look like I care?"
"Give me your number and I'll call once I give a damn."


And then there's the ones that the daddy's girls wear:

"So many boys, so little time."
"Don't talk to me unless you're rich."

etc.

ALRIGHT. WE GET IT. YOU'RE A STUCK-UP WHORE. FABULOUS. MOVING ON.

[Dorothy Wood]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/the_solution.jpg



GIMME THAT

[zorra_chiflada]

i strongly dislikes tshirts with things such as "pornstar" put on them.
why would you advertise that fact? is that even a good thing, that you were probably sexually abused when you were younger and have developed unhealthy attitudes toward sex, leading you into a shitty career full of assholes who are going to treat you like shit, and you having fucked more people than you can count and have god knows what diseases?

[Tzar]

so you'd hate my "i f**ked your girlfriend" shirt with fonzie on it, right?

[instigator7022]

so you'd hate my "i f**ked your girlfriend" shirt with fonzie on it, right?


noice

[ericlee]

so you'd hate my "i f**ked your girlfriend" shirt with fonzie on it, right?

i wouldn't mind that for the simple fact that it's not possible. My girlfriend doesn't like jews.

[abcdefz]

i strongly dislikes tshirts with things such as "pornstar" put on them.
why would you advertise that fact? is that even a good thing, that you were probably sexually abused when you were younger and have developed unhealthy attitudes toward sexing, leading you into a shitty career full of assholes who are going to treat you like shit, and you having fucked more people than you can count and have god knows what diseases?



Yup, yup.

Worse yet -- in my mind, anyway -- are the shirts that some parents let their children-children wear. Not 16-year olds -- which is pretty awful, too -- but we're talking about kids who can't be more than, say, five or six, wearing shirts like "HOTT STUFF!" and whatnot. To me, that's incredibly disgusting.

[QueenAdrock]

It was sad. I'm by no means conservative, but when I was strolling through the little girl's clothing section on the way to the young ladeez section, I couldn't help but notice how they're trying to turn young girls into skanks. They wear what the teenagers wear, only in miniature. Why, when I was their age I was dressed in hot-pink stirrup pants which covered everything! </old>

[camo]

'read this whilst I stare at your tit's'



the compulsive masterbators choice of tshirts.


Also those topman tshirts that say things like 'buzzin' 'geezer' and the like they suck too.

Oh, and when (over in england) you see tee's with things like 'ohio state university baseball 74' or 'boston swim team 86' what's that all about?

[abcdefz]

Something I also think is kind of silly are the muscleman novelty shirts.

Stuff like the sleeveless shirts with arrows pointing to wear biceps will be, with a saying like, "Guns like these ought to be REGISTERED!"

Yeesh.

Pretty much: any shirt advertising how sexy you are or how admirable or perfect or whatever, man -- if you need the shirt to tell people you're attractive, there's a decent chance the overall package ain't.

[Tzar]

i got my shirt as a gift, by the way.

[abcdefz]

so you'd hate my "i f**ked your girlfriend" shirt with fonzie on it, right?



What makes this funny is I've been seeing a lucky little possum for the past few months. (y)

I wondered why she kept asking if I send a pm to Tzar for her. :(

[ericlee]

what's that one, hold my beer while I dance with your girlfriend?

Something like that. Shirts like that are common attire in nothing but meat markets.

[Tzar]

What makes this funny is I've been seeing a lucky little possum for the past few months. (y)

I wondered why she kept asking if I send a pm to Tzar for her. :(
seriously though, i wouldn't wear it out of my house. i know one cunt who is out with his gf would...maybe start something.

[Bob]

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/dysentery/male

that's probably the most novel TV shirt that i own. everything else is pretty communist

[abcdefz]

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/dysentery/male






I don't get it.

[Teh]

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/dysentery/male

that's probably the most novel TV shirt that i own. everything else is pretty communist

that is fucking ace. i've wanted that for ages.

there's a guy on my course who thinks he's david beckham, but black. He has 3 pairs of 'bono' sunglasses (like £80 quid a pair or something), rediculously overworked hair, i think to get his hair cut costs another £30-40 or something he once said, and he runs about in tshirts saying "I'M A VIRGIN (this is an old tshirt)" and "Here pussy pussy pussy", but the best one is "looking is free, but touching will cost you!". I keep meaning to ask him if he's a male hooker.

[instigator7022]

Probably the stupidest (only) stupid t-shirt i own in this one that says
P-people
E-eating
T-asty
A-animals.


I would totally buy that "Most likely to secede" one though. That's rich.

[Bob]

that is fucking ace. i've wanted that for ages.
tshirts saying "I'M A VIRGIN (this is an old tshirt)

it's not this shirt, is it?

http://www.mst3000.org/images/303/imavirgin.jpg

AZ, it's a reference to oregon trail. everyone in my age range loves it because we all played it in grade school.

"peperoni and chease" probably would work equally well

[ericlee]

South Korea's got Seoul(y)

[Bob]

South Korea's got Seoul(y)

missouri loves company

[icy manipulator]

Something I also think is kind of silly are the muscleman novelty shirts.

Stuff like the sleeveless shirts with arrows pointing to wear biceps will be, with a saying like, "Guns like these ought to be REGISTERED!"

Yeesh.

Pretty much: any shirt advertising how sexy you are or how admirable or perfect or whatever, man -- if you need the shirt to tell people you're attractive, there's a decent chance the overall package ain't.
the only funny shirt i've seen like that has "you can have a body just like mine for $2.70 a pot" with a pic of a beer next to it.

the only humourous shirt i have says " Put your fucking collar down" which i wear out all the time and everyone seems to love it. Oh i also have an old shirt with, a pic of a guy snorting coke, a briefcase full of money and then a dude and a chick\, underneath it's got written "Drugs + Money = Chicks"

and finally i have another one with a turntable on the front and "Fuck off - i'm mixing" on the back

[ericlee]

Put your fucking collar down sounds classic.

I used to have a Beasties t-shirt that said, "Fuck all Ya'll" on the back.

I also had a shirt from the band Billygoat that said, "Fuck more, Bitch less" on the back.

[abcdefz]

I generally stay away from shirts (or any clothing items) with writing or advertising logos. I REALLY don't like clothes with big old advertising logos, because I feel like I'm being sold a bill of goods -- paying good money to advertise for some company. That seems pretty nuts to me.

That said: I do have a Traffic promo T I wear in public maybe once a year ("No one gets away clean" is written on the back), a Boston University shirt I wear without reservation (the lettering size and style is tasteful), and... I think that's it, as far as publicwear goes.

Oh -- I couple of flag T-shirts: Antarctica and Bhutan.

I do have my eye on a couple of T-shirts I'd like to get (one from Rhino, one from LunaticWorks, Secret Asian Man, etc.), but when it comes time to order one, I keep thinking, "So -- would you actually wear this?" Heck, I don't even wear my own company's T-shirts.

[Tzar]

Put your fucking collar down sounds classic.
*whistles* (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/m2ak47_tzar/DSC03172.jpg)

[ericlee]

*whistles* (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/m2ak47_tzar/DSC03172.jpg)

haha, what a jabrone!!

EDIT: I mean jabronee. Missing one e and it could be mistaken as a racial slur

[icy manipulator]

*whistles* (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/m2ak47_tzar/DSC03172.jpg)
and the award for the bbmbs biggest douchebag award goes to................TZAR, lolz

[QueenAdrock]

South Korea's got Seoul(y)

Ithaca is Gorges.


The only witty t-shirt I have is a form-fitting "Not everything is flat in Kansas." I wear that with my cowboy hat and my Jack Daniels in hand and it makes me feel classy.

[Tzar]

haha, what a jabrone!!

EDIT: I mean jabronee. Missing one e and it could be mistaken as a racial slur
i just assumed it was jabronee anyway.


and for those who cared, i did lower my collar that night - i also hooked up :cool:

Lacoste's get allll the girlies.

[DIGI]

I can remember when I was givin Mickill a hard time about posting pics of himself with a popped collar. I remember him saying "Dude, I was poppin my collar waaaaayyyyyy before Kanye."


That was funny.


Edit: Cmute's post below this is possibly more hilarious.

[ericlee]

my wife bought me this one baby blue, aqua green and pink striped t-shirt.

She put it on me and flipped the collar up. That fucking shirt has been in the closet since.

[Tzar]

yeah, pretty sure it's gonna stay there.

[HEIRESS]

talk shit about my tshirt collection and you die! (http://beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=25794&highlight=assign+tshirt)

[Pres Zount]

Most of those t-shirts are cool, but as for the others, well I don't think anybody expected anything more from you.

All those 'funny phrase' t-shirts are super lame. You need a t-shirt to be witty for you? I'm fine with people wearing them for ironic purposes, but there are fucks out there that treat as real humour.

[kleptomaniac]

South Korea's got Seoul(y)

haha i need one of those :D


when i was born we lived in an apartment there...on the 13th floor! :cool:

[HEIRESS]

Soem of those t-shirts are cool, but as for the others, well I don't think anybody expected anything more from you.


please expand upon this statement

[Pres Zount]

Most are good, there are some bad ones, insert light hearted jab.

[ericlee]

I hate the ones seen at gas stations that are commonly worn by rednecks.

They've got a rooster and a cat rolling up their sleeves and the rooster is calling the cat a pussy and the cat's calling the rooster a cock.

Or the ones that have the can of whoop ass and it says, "don't make me open this"

The ones I hated the most were sold in p.x.s in Iraq by haji vendors that said, "Who's your Baghdaddy?"

[HEIRESS]

Most are good, there are some bad ones, insert light hearted jab.

the bad ones serve a specific purpose, thus making them the best of the bunch

[kate]

my favorite t-shirt is "I <3 BEING BLACK"

[Justin]

Gayer than your average queer (http://www.funny-tshirts.biz/customer/product.php?productid=16197)

Have You Seen my weiner (http://www.choiceshirts.com/item/k/pl-00470a/)

Will buy drinks for sex (http://www.choiceshirts.com/item/k/a2964a/)

[Kerrbear]

Dare I mention the shorts with the word "Juicy" across the butt? Or maybe that's a local thing. Dear god, I hope it's not just a local thing...

[Justin]

Dare I mention the shorts with the word "Juicy" across the butt? Or maybe that's a local thing. Dear god, I hope it's not just a local thing...


its not. It's just an easy way for girls to get guys to look at their asses.

It works:mad: