View Full Version : Richard Hammond might fucking die!
Link yo (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/5365676.stm)
Man, this guy is a total fucking legend. He was travelling at 280 mph when the rocket car he was in overturned (filming for top gear i think).
fucking boo!
Beckalina
09-20-2006, 04:18 PM
OH fuckin NO!! :( :( :(
he's the best one
waaaah
Word
if he died all top gear would become old man car weekly
boo
Beckalina
09-20-2006, 04:21 PM
and we would never be able to laugh at short people again.
not including midgets....obviously!
Man, if he does die it'll be like steve irwins death in austrailia, but here, y'see!
plus brainaic will go tits up because they'll get that john tickle wanker to present it. smarmy bastard that he is. god i'd like to punch him - things john tickles body cant do; take several consecutive blows to the face.
Beckalina
09-20-2006, 04:37 PM
Richard isn't doing brainiac anymore anyway, Vic Reevesis doing it.
but yeah, Tickle is a twat!
waaaaaaaah:(
buddylee
09-20-2006, 06:37 PM
Word
if he died all top gear would become old man car weekly
boo
they would find an other jackass to replace him
all jackasses are =
mp-seventythree
09-21-2006, 05:45 AM
Saw on the news this morning that he's improving a bit. And he topped 300mph in that thing.
na§tee
09-21-2006, 06:24 AM
god, i will be so sad if he doesn't pull through! :( i absolutely adore that man. i love top gear. he makes it so funny.
i bet if he does come out alright, at some point jeremy and james are just going to go "well, the short bloke broke the landspeed record but YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HE WENT AND DID NEXT - almost killed himself ho ho ho!" and have a good laugh about it. they always do. god, please!
I hope he makes it through ok. Topgear wouldn't be the same without the teeth whitening jokes
shit, hey :(
he'll be right. that looks like their test track too. as much as i love topgear and the boys, it was only a matter of time before anyone of them was hurt badly.
Caribou
09-21-2006, 09:01 AM
Omg nooooo! Why him? Why not that stupid curly pratface of a Clarkson?
Why lord, whyyyy?!
TurdBerglar
09-21-2006, 09:06 AM
what is topgear?
zorra_chiflada
09-21-2006, 09:08 AM
oh him, i know him.
cars are dangerous
Freebasser
09-21-2006, 09:09 AM
It's a TV show about cars and car related doo-dahs. They test drive new cars, race each other across countries and do mad stunts like driving off the end of aircraft carriers and turning old junk cars into amphibious vehicles.
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TurdBerglar
09-21-2006, 09:10 AM
cool show
and what's the british land speed record?
Omg nooooo! Why him? Why not that stupid curly pratface of a Clarkson?
Why lord, whyyyy?!
clarkson > hammond.
clarkson is more to the point and does/asks/talks the shit we wanna see/hear.
na§tee
09-21-2006, 09:48 AM
james may is just a wannabe identikit clarkson. it's almost a parody.
hammond has skills and qualities which make him remarkably different from either of the clarkson(s).
turd, the british land speed record is 300.3 mph. but i think this person has broken it.. although they are now denying this on the bbc website.
TurdBerglar
09-21-2006, 10:10 AM
that's really low
top fuel dragsters and funny cars can reach 320+ in a quarter mile
unless you talking about kph
nah topgear always measures in miles
edit: sure you haven't got it the other way around, turd?
60 miles = 100 kilometres
Lex Diamonds
09-21-2006, 10:12 AM
When I saw this on the news last night I was like "HOLY FUCK NOOOO!" They said he might die, I nearly cried. Hammond is da bomb.
Get well soon homebwoy. (y)
TurdBerglar
09-21-2006, 10:12 AM
nah topgear always measures in miles
edit: sure you haven't got it the other way around, turd?
60 miles = 100 kilometres
no. top fule dragsters and funny cars are fucking pure excelleration
that should be incredibly easy to beat then
na§tee
09-21-2006, 10:17 AM
300.3 mph = 483.286003 kph.
no. top fule dragsters and funny cars are fucking pure excelleration
that should be incredibly easy to beat then
what the fuck.. i meant the difference between kilometres and miles per hour... not dragsters and shit - i ain't that much of a noob. i know what a doorslammer is.
TurdBerglar
09-21-2006, 10:20 AM
doorslamers are the "stock" cars. they don't go as fast. like 100mph less
TurdBerglar
09-21-2006, 10:22 AM
jesus christ could probably only top out at around 14mph. get your shit straight man
Freebasser
09-21-2006, 10:24 AM
Haha ^
I think the British Land Speed Record is around half that of the World Land Speed Record, but then again, there aren't many flat desert spaces in the UK :/
excelleration. hahah i didn't notice that.
TurdBerglar
09-21-2006, 10:26 AM
the current record is about 760mph
held by the british but set in the US
Jeremy clarkson is a smarmy cunt. hammond does more for the show than clarkson who otherwise is just a waster. Ever read his newspaper columns? he's almost as bad as kilroy.
Freebasser
09-21-2006, 10:42 AM
BBC News 24 just said he has a "serious brain injury".
na§tee
09-21-2006, 01:26 PM
saw that.. i was wondering what that means.. does that mean "congrats! he's going to live but he's going to be a vegetable" or does that mean "if he lives he'll be a bit queasy for a while and forget some things but in the end he'll have all of his cognitive functions"????!
Nivvie
09-21-2006, 02:46 PM
Brain injuries are just so, so horrible.
He could have a totally different personality, like different foods, not know his family, anything.
I don't usually stir for celeb illness, death and the like, it's hard to when there's so much of it in front of your nose in real life, but brain injuries, urgh. Just urgh.
It has to be to early to tell the extent of it though, he might (hopefully) just have trouble sleeping, get some headaches, hate the colour yellow, etc..
Lex Diamonds
09-21-2006, 03:08 PM
Brain injuries are just so, so horrible.
He could have a totally different personality, like different foods, not know his family, anything.
Yeah, my dad has that. Well, two out of three anyway, he doesn't really know what food he does and doesn't like.
It sucks a lot.
Helvete
09-21-2006, 03:19 PM
My cousin fell off a bridge and got fat.
Beckalina
09-21-2006, 05:17 PM
bumbiscuits :(
mikizee
09-22-2006, 08:31 AM
Top Gear star 'making progress'
Top Gear's Richard Hammond is out of intensive care and is making "satisfactory progress", doctors say.
The 36-year-old presenter suffered a "significant brain injury" when he crashed a jet-powered car at a speed of up to 300mph during filming.
Doctors at Leeds General Infirmary, where he has been since Wednesday, said his condition was now "stable". - BBC
its looking good.
Loppfessor
09-22-2006, 09:44 AM
I thought this thread was about that dude from Survivor
peterclamp
09-24-2006, 11:17 AM
what is topgear?
Go here...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/topgear/index.shtml
(y)
i read on another bbc link that he's been 'walked' to the pisser and been smiling and stuff (y)
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