My Mixes

[Lex Diamonds]

Go easy on me, I've never remixed before.

Mo Money Mo Problems Padster Mix (http://download.yousendit.com/F0FC86C20FCBC2EB)
Amish Paradise Padster Mix (http://download.yousendit.com/B7FA8728461A9ABB)

What y'all think? :o

[Lex Diamonds]

Thanks for the feedback.

NOT

Assholes.

[CosmoKramer]

Let me get this right:confused: .....Your calling US assholes, because nobody left feedback on your 12 second piece of shit clip of Mo Money Mo Problems and Amish Paradise where all you do is add in your voice, which sounds horrible:p , by the way.......Stick to the forum, where you belong.....ASSHOLE:cool:

[silence7]

:mad:

[Planetary]

Let me get this right:confused: .....Your calling US assholes, because nobody left feedback on your 12 second piece of shit clip of Mo Money Mo Problems and Amish Paradise where all you do is add in your voice, which sounds horrible:p , by the way.......Stick to the forum, where you belong.....ASSHOLE:cool:

ahaha. good work.

ASSHOLE FACE!

[Nygel]

so much talk of assholes nowadays

[Tammeloeki]

I have to say this Is a piece of shit, how can you call this a remix?? this makes no sense at all... If i were you id be glad i didnt get any feedback on this crappy stuff

[Lex Diamonds]

Thanks a lot guys :(

Oh well, people thought the Beastie Boys would never make it when they started out. I'm just creating a new sound.

[Tammeloeki]

Thanks a lot guys :(

Oh well, people thought the Beastie Boys would never make it when they started out. I'm just creating a new sound.

Well your sound is probably a bit too progressive for us right now,.

[PWN productions]

You don't even get close to the Beasties...:eek: But hey, you got your feedback anyway...

[Planetary]

I have to say this Is a piece of shit, how can you call this a remix?? this makes no sense at all... If i were you id be glad i didnt get any feedback on this crappy stuff

hey man this was his first go. QUIT BUSTIN' HIS BAWWWLS!!!

[Tammeloeki]

You have to realize that when you start throwing dirt youll probably get it back. And how can you call this a mix, its just some recording of a probably stoned guy, saying something and i hear some soft music on the background...

Cheers

[Lex Diamonds]

I wasn't stoned, dude. I spent 3 hours writing and sampling in order to make these tracks. If you don't like it that's cool, but offer me advice on how to make it better don't just try and put me down. Us DJ remixers have feelings too, you know. :(

[CosmoKramer]

You can't be serious, bro.....You really spent 3 hours making 30 seconds of music? Did you upload the whole song, cause all we get is 12 seconds of each..........and, uhhhh.....Feelings? You called US assholes.....remember......and I'm a little curious too....What exactly did you write?

[Lex Diamonds]

It's all there, bro. Maybe you need a better sound system to REALLY appreciate it.

[Planetary]

dude i just had to come back for another listen.

top notch remixes.

[CosmoKramer]

It's all there, bro. Maybe you need a better sound system to REALLY appreciate it.

Now you know he's just fucking with us....I think he gets off by watching us get heated.....No?

[Tammeloeki]

If you need 3 hours to make this then im seriously questioning your mental capabilities...

[Lex Diamonds]

Now you know he's just fucking with us....I think he gets off by watching us get heated.....No?
You saying you can't even take my mixes seriously now?

Look dude, if you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

[CosmoKramer]

The way you act a fool son you can't erase
I'll have you running on your way like steeple chase

Yo, what the doofus, say good night
You're Snidely Whiplash I'm Dudley Do-you-right

You saying you can't even take my mixes seriously now?

Look dude, if you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

Oh Word?

[Guy Incognito]

I wasnt going to even bother listening to these after people slated it thinking you were playing silly buggers but Planetary's post then confused me so i DL them and guess what:

You were playing silly buggers and not even funny silly buggers.

Spend your time more constructively young man

[Planetary]

Planetary's post then confused me
lol sorry mate

[Lex Diamonds]

You were playing silly buggers and not even funny silly buggers.

Spend your time more constructively young man
WHY DON'T YOU KISS MY BAWWWWLS???

[Guy Incognito]

Padster : Have you run out of people to piss off on beastie free?

Planetary: Apology accepted but i still dont understand why you said they were top mixes. I demand an explanation.

[Tammeloeki]

Hey padster dont say baWWWWWls!

youre from england not South Central LA, for Gods sake

[CosmoKramer]

"I didnt touch your hand man....you know it all ball.":)

[Lex Diamonds]

Hey padster dont say baWWWWWls!

youre from england not South Central LA, for Gods sake
Alrite then, suck my nadgers you assbadger.

PS
It's New York Italian, not SCLA.

[Guy Incognito]

Alrite then, suck my nadgers you assbadger.

PS
It's New York Italian, not SCLA.

Yes, very witty
Obviously we arent clever enough to compete with your sarcasm
Unless I am very much mistaken, you delight in upsetting
As many people on these boards as you can.
Remixing doesnt appear to be your strong point but pissing
Everybody off is something you seem to excel in
Anyway
To cut a long story short, the
Outcome of my message is to
Outline the very simple statement below:
Listen mate, pack it in , its not big and its not clever. Do one!

[Joakizmo]

That is the two most not-fun songs that probably where ment to be funny songs I've heard EVER! The only good thing about them is actually that they are 10 seconds each. Both because you are so stupid you can't make an mp3 so you upload waves instead and because they.. just arent any fun.
I'd like to say "nice try though" but it wasnt even that. You know who's more fun than you? Old people talking about mashed potatoes.. (actually that sounded alot of fun so nevermind.)

[Lex Diamonds]

Yes, very witty
Obviously we arent clever enough to compete with your sarcasm
Unless I am very much mistaken, you delight in upsetting
As many people on these boards as you can.
Remixing doesnt appear to be your strong point but pissing
Everybody off is something you seem to excel in
Anyway
To cut a long story short, the
Outcome of my message is to
Outline the very simple statement below:
Listen mate, pack it in , its not big and its not clever. Do one!
That was probably the nerdiest post ever. Both these things took me about 5 minutes in total to make and upload and post. I think you're the one wasting his time with your gay little acrostic shit. I'd like to thank you all for being such dumb and retarded bigots, I actually got a lot more amusement out of this thread than I thought I would originally (having been very bored at the time).

Anyway, so long numbnuts.

[Planetary]

Planetary: Apology accepted but i still dont understand why you said they were top mixes. I demand an explanation.

thought it would make more people listen LMFAO!!111

i used to post here seriously when i first joined, cause i made lots of remixes. i don't make as many these days but they're generally a lot better. a few on the way :)

[Guy Incognito]

That was probably the nerdiest post ever. Both these things took me about 5 minutes in total to make and upload and post. I think you're the one wasting his time with your gay little acrostic shit. I'd like to thank you all for being such dumb and retarded bigots, I actually got a lot more amusement out of this thread than I thought I would originally (having been very bored at the time).

Anyway, so long numbnuts.


Listen flower, as i have a fully functioning brain it only took me a minute to do that gay little acrostic shit. And while i am on the subject, for someone who cried like a little girl when somebody called you gay a few months back you seem to be full of contradictory bullshit. If you cant take it dont fuckin give it. As for the bigot comment you need to take a long hard look in the mirror . Can you please amuse yourself somewhere else and go and play with your sticklebricks?

[Tammeloeki]

Alrite then, suck my nadgers you assbadger.

PS
It's New York Italian, not SCLA.

WTF are you talking about man, new york italian my ass.. . Jesus christ do you have have a sack of shit for a brain you fuckin horsebangin wanker??

*EDIT*

Horsebangin wanker/twat on wellfare that is

[Planetary]

1: WELFARE!

2: SCLA!

[Joakizmo]

I actually got a lot more amusement out of this thread than I thought I would originally
Good think you laughed.. because noone else did. You are boring.

[Lex Diamonds]

As for the bigot comment you need to take a long hard look in the mirror . Can you please amuse yourself somewhere else and go and play with your sticklebricks?
Why don't you take a long hard look at my ass, bigot.

Jesus christ do you have have a sack of shit for a brain you fuckin horsebangin wanker??

Horsebangin wanker/twat on wellfare that is
What the fuck? I'm not on welfare, I didn't even know humans could fuck horses (but hey you're the expert) and no, my brain is fully functional, hence why I'm not the one getting worked up over a few words on the screen on the internet.

You: "WTF???!!! WANKER!!! :mad:"
Me: "Haha what a geek".

Good think you laughed.. because noone else did. You are boring.
Do you mean good thing? Either way, what were you hoping to achieve with that post? It was probably the most boring thing I've ever read. Other than the instructions on the back of your mother's birth control pills that is LMAO

[bassdriver]

two words:

IGNORE HIM !

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah, ignore me you losers. Unless you got nothing better to do?

[Lex Diamonds]

I ripped a new track, btw. All you haters prepare to eat your words, cuz I think this shit will blow you away. It's probably my best track yet.

http://download.yousendit.com/E0524C0E48BB3AA1

[Guy Incognito]

Right, technically I am ignoring you now but before I do I have something sensible to say, I thought that you fancied yourself as a bit of a rhymer or have I got this wrong?. I know you are very knowledgable of others rhymes, why piss about with a mic when you could actually try producing something original. Or havent you got the balls?

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah I've got the balls, me and a couple of my friends write and rhyme over beats, I just did this for a laugh.

[Guy Incognito]

Yeah I've got the balls, me and a couple of my friends write and rhyme over beats, I just did this for a laugh.

Oh ok then, your own beats or other peoples - have you them on the web? What you did is still not funny - I was just curious if you took anything seriously and surprisingly you do - have you got a "crew"name?

[Lex Diamonds]

Oh ok then, your own beats or other peoples - have you them on the web? What you did is still not funny - I was just curious if you took anything seriously and surprisingly you do - have you got a "crew"name?
Nah we aint got a crew name, we mainly just do it for fun. We aint got anything recorded but we've got a few verses written and we sit around and freestyle, sometimes for like half an hour straight. We're planning to record something soon so when we do I'll post it up. Mostly just use instrumentals but a couple of my friends make beats, if we're going to make a track though the MCs will have to have an input on the beat.

[CosmoKramer]

Nah we aint got a crew name, we mainly just do it for fun. We aint got anything recorded but we've got a few verses written and we sit around and freestyle, sometimes for like half an hour straight. We're planning to record something soon so when we do I'll post it up. Mostly just use instrumentals but a couple of my friends make beats, if we're going to make a track though the MCs will have to have an input on the beat.

Blah Blah Blah..................You can use this name...if u'd like..... "Padster and the Fagsters".........free of charge.....

[Guy Incognito]

Nah we aint got a crew name, we mainly just do it for fun. We aint got anything recorded but we've got a few verses written and we sit around and freestyle, sometimes for like half an hour straight. We're planning to record something soon so when we do I'll post it up. Mostly just use instrumentals but a couple of my friends make beats, if we're going to make a track though the MCs will have to have an input on the beat.

Why does the MC have to have an input - surely you can just try speakin over whatever beats are made.

[Lex Diamonds]

Why does the MC have to have an input - surely you can just try speakin over whatever beats are made.
Yeah but for me the whole songwriting process is organic. Like the beats and the rhymes need to be dreamed up together and intertwined so they fit in mood and tone, etc. so it doesn't sound like either is forced to fit with the other at all. Like usually when we write verses we will do them with a specific instrumental or beat in mind, and the style fits but there is a degree of forcing it. I think when inspiration comes it can be applied to the music as well as to the words.

[CosmoKramer]

Yeah but for me the whole songwriting process is organic. Like the beats and the rhymes need to be dreamed up together and fit exactly. Like usually when we write verses we will do them with a specific instrumental or beat in mind. I think when inspiration comes it can be applied to the music as well as to the words.

Blah Blah....fucking Blah.....

[Planetary]

Blah Blah....fucking Blah.....

what do you mean blah blah?

you call yourself a musician, sounds more to me like you should be working in a factory with an attitude like that.

[Guy Incognito]

Yeah but for me the whole songwriting process is organic. Like the beats and the rhymes need to be dreamed up together and intertwined so they fit in mood and tone, etc. so it doesn't sound like either is forced to fit with the other at all. Like usually when we write verses we will do them with a specific instrumental or beat in mind, and the style fits but there is a degree of forcing it. I think when inspiration comes it can be applied to the music as well as to the words.

I see what your saying but I think your takin yourself a little too seriously there. But you are obviously into what you are doin - so if you had the inclanation to prick about and post stupidness on here, I reckon you should post some of your original stuff to back up what you just said

[CosmoKramer]

First off, who said I was a musician...I'm still trying to find where I said that. I don't write music or songs and I don't play instruments. I'm just a guy with a computer and Acid Music Studio, making remixes of my favorite MUSICIANS....The Beastie Boys........

Attitude? I don't have the right to have an attitude.?...This character Padster is feeding you guys all this bullshit and your eating it up with a spoon....He is a role player....

[Planetary]

First off, who said I was a musician...I'm still trying to find where I said that. I don't write music or songs and I don't play instruments. I'm just a guy with a computer and Acid Music Studio, making remixes of my favorite MUSICIANS....The Beastie Boys........

Attitude? I don't have the right to have an attitude.?...This character Padster is feeding you guys all this bullshit and your eating it up with a spoon....He is a role player....

you make music. you're taking music and making you're own version of it. you compose music. call yourself one of not, as long as you make it, you're on.

and what's all this shit about eating things? it was your comment that annoyed me. had nothing to do with anything or anyone else.

the way you reacted suggested the concept of passion in music was silly.

[CosmoKramer]

the way you reacted suggested the concept of passion in music was silly.

Naaaa, that wasn't my intention at all, man........I wasn't trying to offend you or anybody else who didn't write the post that I quoted.... And I definitely wasn't suggesting that the concept of passion in music was silly.......that's ridiculous.....I'm surprised you even took it that way....It just meant that he keeps talking and talking and until he can back up his words with some "real" actions, like a real track....why should we believe anything he says........For instance, he posts "all you haters prepare to eat your words, cuz I think this shit will blow you away. It's probably my best track yet"........For a second...I really thought he posted something that could back up those words(i should of know bette r, tho)....but when I listened to it.....all I got was a slap in the face.....a 128kb wav with 7 words with the word "balls" added in at the end......so to me, whatever he says after that, is just "Blah Blah Blah".....whatever the content may be..........Soooo, I'm sorry you took it the wrong way....Maybe I should be a little more careful next time when choosing my words........I'm raising the white flag up now:) ..........

Cosmo

How lame is this.....This thread was posted exactly 7 days ago, it has 51 posts, but not ONE remix.........

[Guy Incognito]

How lame is this.....This thread was posted exactly 7 days ago, it has 51 posts, but not ONE remix.........

Well, why doesnt someone make an instrumental for him and post it on hereto put some lyrics on. I cant at the minute, I have software issues. Padster, If someone does this I think you should take up the challenge and dont say you need to have an input on the beats, I think you should now back up your words

[Planetary]

Naaaa, that wasn't my intention at all, man........I wasn't trying to offend you or anybody else who didn't write the post that I quoted.... And I definitely wasn't suggesting that the concept of passion in music was silly.......that's ridiculous.....I'm surprised you even took it that way....It just meant that he keeps talking and talking and until he can back up his words with some "real" actions, like a real track....why should we believe anything he says........For instance, he posts "all you haters prepare to eat your words, cuz I think this shit will blow you away. It's probably my best track yet"........For a second...I really thought he posted something that could back up those words(i should of know bette r, tho)....but when I listened to it.....all I got was a slap in the face.....a 128kb wav with 7 words with the word "balls" added in at the end......so to me, whatever he says after that, is just "Blah Blah Blah".....whatever the content may be..........Soooo, I'm sorry you took it the wrong way....Maybe I should be a little more careful next time when choosing my words........I'm raising the white flag up now:) ..........

Cosmo

How lame is this.....This thread was posted exactly 7 days ago, it has 51 posts, but not ONE remix.........

ok. glad we cleared it up.

[Tammeloeki]

Why don't you take a long hard look at my ass, bigot.


What the fuck? I'm not on welfare, I didn't even know humans could fuck horses (but hey you're the expert) and no, my brain is fully functional, hence why I'm not the one getting worked up over a few words on the screen on the internet.

You: "WTF???!!! WANKER!!! :mad:"
Me: "Haha what a geek".


Do you mean good thing? Either way, what were you hoping to achieve with that post? It was probably the most boring thing I've ever read. Other than the instructions on the back of your mother's birth control pills that is LMAO

Please stop trying to correct peoples sentences. You dont even reply to what we say, you just make something up and think youre funny. The truth is... youre not funny, youre an asshole with not much to do. So come on be a man...I know its hard to see that other people have talents and youre nothing but a crack smoking low-life, worthless to society...but we cant help it, you can...

I hope this will turn your life around and you will stop being an annoying asshole that unfortunately has an internet connection

[Tammeloeki]

By the way, when i say: youre on wellfare ,you say: no im not. But thats a sign of weakness, be more original i know you can do it.

[Lex Diamonds]

I hope this will turn your life around and you will stop being an annoying asshole that unfortunately has an internet connection
Yeah totally dood.

[Tammeloeki]

(y)

all the love

[Lex Diamonds]

OK I aint got a decent name worked out but for now I'm workin with Big Pad Wolf (cuz my name's Paddy). This a verse I wrote about a month ago, haven't got around to recording it yet. It's fitted around the instrumental of Jay-Z's Public Service Announcement. Soon as I record it I'll put it up, but here's the words:

My name is Pad Wolf,
P to the A-D,
I get pissed when pricks try to hate me,
They dissed, crazy, missed cuz they lazy,
That I’m like Jay-Z made for this game see,
Don’t try n say these, attacks ever phased me,
I’m sat back rappin fat while I blaze weed,
Am I the next to blow, hey who knows maybe,
Soon as they check my flow, radio’ll play me,
And every sexy ho will blatantly wanna lay me,
I’ll be getting dough and cruisin in Mercedes,
Smokin weights of po feelin’ amazin,
It’s bait yo, buff ladies want my babies,
But wait though, for the moment they be daydreams,
I’m settin pace keep, reppin KT,
Could well soon be sellin CDs,
Could well soon be gettin paid G

[CosmoKramer]

My name is Pad Wolf,
P to the A-D,
I get pissed when pricks try to hate me,
They dissed, crazy, missed cuz they lazy,
That I’m like Jay-Z made for this game see,
Don’t try n say these, attacks ever phased me,
I’m sat back rappin fat while I blaze weed,
Am I the next to blow, hey who knows maybe,
Soon as they check my flow, radio’ll play me,
And every sexy ho will blatantly wanna lay me,
I’ll be getting dough and cruisin in Mercedes,
Smokin weights of po feelin’ amazin,
It’s bait yo, buff ladies want my babies,
But wait though, for the moment they be daydreams,
I’m settin pace keep, reppin KT,
Could well soon be sellin CDs,
Could well soon be gettin paid G

That shit is Whaaaaaaaaaaaack

[Guy Incognito]

OK I aint got a decent name worked out but for now I'm workin with Big Pad Wolf (cuz my name's Paddy). This a verse I wrote about a month ago, haven't got around to recording it yet. It's fitted around the instrumental of Jay-Z's Public Service Announcement. Soon as I record it I'll put it up, but here's the words:

My name is Pad Wolf,
P to the A-D,
I get pissed when pricks try to hate me,
They dissed, crazy, missed cuz they lazy,
That I’m like Jay-Z made for this game see,
Don’t try n say these, attacks ever phased me,
I’m sat back rappin fat while I blaze weed,
Am I the next to blow, hey who knows maybe,
Soon as they check my flow, radio’ll play me,
And every sexy ho will blatantly wanna lay me,
I’ll be getting dough and cruisin in Mercedes,
Smokin weights of po feelin’ amazin,
It’s bait yo, buff ladies want my babies,
But wait though, for the moment they be daydreams,
I’m settin pace keep, reppin KT,
Could well soon be sellin CDs,
Could well soon be gettin paid G

Thats not the greatest is it?
Try writin somethin with a bit more substance, a bit more real
What the hell is reppin KT?

[Lex Diamonds]

KT is Kingston Town. It might not look that great written down but with the right flow I think it's a dcent verse.

[Guy Incognito]

KT is Kingston Town. It might not look that great written down but with the right flow I think it's a dcent verse.

Kingston Jamaica?

Why dont you talk about shit you know about. i.e smokin weed in shoppin centre car parks, winding people up on message boards, that kind of thing

[Tammeloeki]

There are a lot of kingstons around

[Lex Diamonds]

Kingston Jamaica?

Why dont you talk about shit you know about. i.e smokin weed in shoppin centre car parks, winding people up on message boards, that kind of thing
No, Kingston where I live you idiot.

[Guy Incognito]

No, Kingston where I live you idiot.

Didnt think Kingston was in London. Never Mind.

[Lex Diamonds]

Didnt think Kingston was in London. Never Mind.
It is the most Southwesterly of the London Boroughs.

[Planetary]

It is the most Southwesterly of the London Boroughs.

THEY HAVE A BEACH LMAO