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afronaut
09-21-2006, 09:43 PM
just kinda cool. dont you guys think she's kinda cool?

TurdBerglar
09-21-2006, 09:44 PM
zorra is like the brother i never had

zorra_chiflada
09-21-2006, 09:45 PM
zorra is like the brother i never had

that's actually sadly true

Drederick Tatum
09-21-2006, 09:45 PM
your brother has a nice ass.

afronaut
09-21-2006, 09:46 PM
Zorra is like that one friend. You know, the one thats kinda cool, but not too cool. You know, just alright. But you wouldn't wanna go pick up chicks with that friend. Zorra is like the kinda cool just alright friend I never had.

beastieangel01
09-21-2006, 09:46 PM
I like her.

zorra_chiflada
09-21-2006, 09:47 PM
the hair looks better on you :(

ET
09-21-2006, 09:49 PM
If I drove a motorcycle with a sidecar and I had some dudes shooting at me with pistols in BMW's I'd probably want zorra to be in the sidecar mowing the dudes down with a high velocity automatic rifle.

Understand?

afronaut
09-21-2006, 09:49 PM
Oh yeah, ba01. Whats with stealing zorras hair? she's kinda upset about that. You just stole her hair. You're not supposed to steal peoples hair. She was all like, "oh man, she stole my hair! im gonna fuck up her face!". foreal, I'm not making that up.

zorra_chiflada
09-21-2006, 09:50 PM
If I drove a motorcycle with a sidecar and I had some dudes shooting at me with pistols in BMW's I'd probably want zorra to be in the sidecar mowing the dudes down with a high velocity automatic rifle.

Understand?

this makes me feel good :cool:

afronaut
09-21-2006, 09:50 PM
If I drove a motorcycle with a sidecar and I had some dudes shooting at me with pistols in BMW's I'd probably want zorra to be in the sidecar mowing the dudes down with a high velocity automatic rifle.

Understand?
You wanna do her in the butt?

ET
09-21-2006, 09:51 PM
You wanna do her in the butt?

Finally, someone gets it. Fuck.

beastieangel01
09-21-2006, 09:56 PM
the hair wasn't my idea, it was the girl that cut it that did it to me. I told her to do something and I'll trust her with it.

In all honesty I think the way the angled bangs look on zorra are better. The thickness of her hair where the bangs sit look really good. I have a big forehead so I look mildly retarded :)

Bob
09-21-2006, 10:07 PM
hmm...zorra's pretty cool, but i dunno if i'd say she's kinda cool

The Notorious LOL
09-21-2006, 10:07 PM
she coo, she coo

Justin
09-21-2006, 11:32 PM
Is Zorra her real name? If so, thats kinda cool.

zorra_chiflada
09-21-2006, 11:33 PM
no

Rancid_Beasties
09-21-2006, 11:33 PM
On a scale of one to awesome, shes super great.

But shes far from cool.

ggirlballa
09-21-2006, 11:33 PM
i like zorra(y)

she's pretty cool

edit: or super great as rancid would put it ^

cosmo105
09-21-2006, 11:34 PM
yes, she is the female version of Zorro


she wears a mask and a cape and everything

and always signs her "Z" inside a heart





and she is totally my tasmanian parallel universe twin. which means she rules too.

zorra_chiflada
09-21-2006, 11:35 PM
yes, she is the female version of Zorro


she wears a mask and a cape and everything

and always signs her "Z" inside a heart





and she is totally my tasmanian parallel universe twin. which means she rules too.

oh fuck yes. and our boyfriends! we need to parallel universe double date

Rancid_Beasties
09-21-2006, 11:36 PM
Ok, all that stuff may be true, but shes still not cool. She rules the same way a dictator rules. No doubt she rules, but is she cool? The answer is no.

cosmo105
09-21-2006, 11:37 PM
we should have them have a LAN party together and we could sit on other computers and chat about how they are huge dweebs and stuff our faces with vegan cupcakes.

Kid Presentable
09-21-2006, 11:37 PM
Zorra talks to me.(y)

Justin
09-21-2006, 11:37 PM
ZORRA FOR PRESIDENT!

wait.....shes not a douchebag

HEIRESS
09-21-2006, 11:38 PM
Id totally name my kid zorra

totally

ILL ONLY HANG OUT WITH YOU IF YOU WEAR ZE RED DRESS!

zorra_chiflada
09-21-2006, 11:38 PM
we should have them have a LAN party together and we could sit on other computers and chat about how they are huge dweebs and stuff our faces with vegan cupcakes.

and they can talk about how they find the ace ventura movies funny, and we'll just sit there all "wtf"?

Justin
09-21-2006, 11:40 PM
i gotta say...i love to eat chicken...can i still be your friend

vickista
09-21-2006, 11:41 PM
yeah zorra is quite cool.

icy manipulator
09-21-2006, 11:44 PM
cool as a fool in a swimming pool

Lo_Lyfe
09-21-2006, 11:45 PM
yo zoarra was chill to me when i joined the boards. now i know shes a dame ima get my mack on

:p

zorra_chiflada
09-21-2006, 11:45 PM
yo zoarra was chill to me when i joined the boards. now i know shes a dame ima get my mack on

:p

that kinda rules

icy manipulator
09-21-2006, 11:49 PM
zorra wishes she was princess mary

zorra_chiflada
09-21-2006, 11:49 PM
zorra wishes she was princess mary
TAKE THAT BACK

icy manipulator
09-21-2006, 11:51 PM
you want to be the pride and joy of tasmania, and that's what she is :cool:

so yeah, you wish you were princess mary :p

zorra_chiflada
09-21-2006, 11:52 PM
you want to be the pride and joy of tasmania, and that's what she is :cool:

so yeah, you wish you were princess mary :p

YOU ARE DEAD

Kerrbear
09-21-2006, 11:53 PM
Honestly, I can't believe how many cool people there are on this board. I registered a few weeks ago on a whim to see what Beastie news was out there, and I found all these random threads about cool bugs and funky hats and books and music and shit. I laugh out loud all the time, and my friends think I'm crazy for how often I quote you all. I think you're ALL kinda cool!

(Ok, I need to get out of the house more.)

icy manipulator
09-21-2006, 11:55 PM
YOU ARE DEAD
fine, you can be a fat bearded VB drinking git like boonie. Happy?

zorra_chiflada
09-21-2006, 11:57 PM
fine, you can be a fat bearded VB drinking git like boonie. Happy?

yes

icy manipulator
09-21-2006, 11:58 PM
i love you now :o

zorra_chiflada
09-22-2006, 12:00 AM
i love you now :o

i was friends with boonie's niece in primary school

icy manipulator
09-22-2006, 12:03 AM
there were no famous niece's at my primary school :( none what so ever at any of the 4. useless trivia right there

zorra_chiflada
09-22-2006, 12:05 AM
there were no famous niece's at my primary school :( none what so ever at any of the 4. useless trivia right there

ooh ooh, and one of joe's high school teachers was anthony lapaglia's cousin or brother or something

ggirlballa
09-22-2006, 12:07 AM
ooh ooh, and one of joe's high school teachers was anthony lapaglia's cousin or brother or something

NO WAY!:eek:


who's that?

icy manipulator
09-22-2006, 12:08 AM
ooh ooh, and one of joe's high school teachers was anthony lapaglia's cousin or brother or something
the federal Shadow Treasurer lives directly behind my parents if that counts. and some dude from The Butterfly Effect lives 2 streets away in 9th avenue. that's my closest claim to fame

icy manipulator
09-22-2006, 12:09 AM
NO WAY!:eek:


who's that?
have you seen the show Without a Trace? the main guy in that

ggirlballa
09-22-2006, 12:11 AM
the federal Shadow Treasurer lives directly behind my parents if that counts. and some dude from The Butterfly Effect lives 2 streets away in 9th avenue. that's my closest claim to fame

my dad sold some jewelry to the lady who played Selena's killer in the selena movie....

oh and i saw arnold swarzanegger (how do u spell his fuckin name?) at a resturant in my city he only came to get some latino votes since where i live is like 90% hispanic

vickista
09-22-2006, 12:28 AM
ooh ooh, and one of joe's high school teachers was anthony lapaglia's cousin or brother or something


haha, thats so kool! i love anthony lapaglia, he's awesome!my Karate instructor is like his identical twin. and he's a cop too.like the without a trace kind:cool:

mickill
09-22-2006, 12:34 AM
Honestly, I can't believe how many cool people there are on this board.
I think you're ALL kinda cool!
Layin the sarcasm on a little thick, no? We get it! We're not cool!

So meeeaaan.


Oh and, zorra knows who recognized her "kinda coolness" before anyone else did.

Kerrbear
09-22-2006, 12:41 AM
*sniff*
Thanks, Mickill, I thought no one noticed my post and I wasted all that sucking up for nothing.

mickill
09-22-2006, 12:56 AM
You call that sucking up? You obviously have yet to witness the ass-kissing deftness of one cmute rhyme. His ability to inhale ass is unparalleled. His talent transcends mere brown-nosing and is more of an art than anything.

jabumbo
09-22-2006, 01:08 AM
i think she hates me

Nivvie
09-22-2006, 02:20 AM
Zorra strikes me as someone who'd have her own theme tune, something with a lot of brass and thundering percussion in it.

zorra_chiflada
09-22-2006, 02:29 AM
Zorra strikes me as someone who'd have her own theme tune, something with a lot of brass and thundering percussion in it.

hey, now we're talking!

na§tee
09-22-2006, 03:49 AM
zorra sounds like a girl i could take out for lunch and she wouldn't mind eating a good hearty hot scottish meal and downing a couple of [kegs] of cider and just generally up for a larf. yeah. go team zorra!

Gareth
09-22-2006, 04:05 AM
fine, you can be a fat bearded VB drinking git like boonie. Happy?

boonie isnt a git, he's a cricketing hero
as for zorra, she's aight.

Tone Capone
09-22-2006, 08:31 AM
Yeah I concur. (y) :)

mickill
09-22-2006, 09:09 AM
As if you can tell with your head up my ass all day.

Kerrbear
09-22-2006, 09:09 AM
Wow, Mickill was right. Clearly, I'll have to bring my A-game next time.

mickill
09-22-2006, 09:10 AM
Wow, Mickill was right.
You'll find yourself thinking this a lot.

zorra_chiflada
09-22-2006, 09:11 AM
hey, there'll be none of this in my zorra is cool thread!
more talking about me! STAT!

mickill
09-22-2006, 09:18 AM
My ass is room temperature.

zorra, hi. Hi, how are you, zorra?

zorra_chiflada
09-22-2006, 09:19 AM
i got my own sorta appreciation thread that wasn't started by toucan.
i feel kinda cool

Kerrbear
09-22-2006, 09:23 AM
Oh man, I'm welcomed with no sarcasm. The sarcasm is what I like best about this place!
Hello, Zorra. I don't know much about you yet, but I can tell I'm going to want to be just like you.

zorra_chiflada
09-22-2006, 09:25 AM
Hello, Zorra. I don't know much about you yet, but I can tell I'm going to want to be just like you.

hey. don't sarcasmate at me! :(

mickill
09-22-2006, 09:26 AM
Oh man, I'm welcomed with no sarcasm. The sarcasm is what I like best about this place!
Hello, Zorra. I don't know much about you yet, but I can tell I'm going to want to be just like you.

Oh, yeeah, please, just make yourself at home. Not like you don't own the place or anything.

zorra, afronut isn't really a huge step up from Toucan, but I can dig what you're saying.

afronaut
09-22-2006, 12:22 PM
Oh, yeeah, please, just make yourself at home. Not like you don't own the place or anything.

zorra, afronut isn't really a huge step up from Toucan, but I can dig what you're saying.
Dude, Toucan is mad awesome! Thanks for the compliment!

icy manipulator
09-22-2006, 02:46 PM
boonie isnt a git, he's a cricketing hero
as for zorra, she's aight.
git in a good way