You ever hear about those grown women that have affairs with teenagers?

[Tone Capone]

I think I might have met one last night. I was at the pub last night and there was this couple, the wife was attractive, the dude was kinda short and annoying but when the joint closed we all ended up walking the same way down the street and they were like “come to our house for awhile” and wouldn’t take no for an answer so I figure a couple minutes won’t hurt. The wife kept on talking about how much she liked my voice and I was thinking it was getting a little weird. Then two teenage kids run up right before we get to the house. They know them and I know one of them (a friend’s younger brother from the village) and we all go inside the house and chill. The wife asks the husband to walk the babysitter home and then it’s the three of us chilling in the living room and the one kid that I don’t now grabs the woman and puts her on his lap and they start talking all close and familiar and whispering and then he looks at the kid that I do know then back at the woman and says “we were wondering earlier if you wanted to have a threesome” I was like holy shit. She’s one of those! Finally she gets up and says to me “would you like something to drink?” and I tell her that “actually I have to go but, thanks for having me over”. So I walk to the door and put on my shoes and she follows me and then that other kid follows her and grabs her and is like “well?” and she says “we can do it but not with him (the other kid)” and I’m like good night. Then as I’m walking home I’m laughing because it just seemed funny to me and I pass the husband who recognizes me and says “hey! Where are you going?” and I tell him “I have to work tomorrow but, I’ll see you guys around”. Then I think to myself, man I hope there isn’t anything going on when he gets home. Crazy.

[ggirlballa]

eww

wait what happen to the kid you do know..did he stay?

[Tone Capone]

eww

wait what happen to the kid you do know..did he stay?

I will find out in about an hour (getting off work now) at the pub but, he was there when I left.

[paulb]

uh........................................ ive never met anyone like that..... maybe

[B4BY 4NN]

Oh, I'm sure he was just walking the babysitter home :rolleyes:


The couple who owned the restaurant I worked at were the same way -- they took in this foreign exchange student from Germany, and on Christmas Eve, the wife was making out with him in front of her husband. As they were making out, the husband had his hand on her thigh, so I'm sure it was all gravy. What shocks me most is that they saw me STARING, in uniform and all, and did NOTHING. Not even flinch.

Maybe they tried keeping me quiet by handing me a $50 gift certificate the week after. :p

[SandyLove]

Oh, I'm sure he was just walking the babysitter home :rolleyes:


The couple who owned the restaurant I worked at were the same way -- they took in this foreign exchange student from Germany, and on Christmas Eve, the wife was making out with him in front of her husband. As they were making out, the husband had his hand on her thigh, so I'm sure it was all gravy. What shocks me most is that they saw me STARING, in uniform and all, and did NOTHING. Not even flinch.

Maybe they tried keeping me quiet by handing me a $50 gift certificate the week after. :p

Wow, what a story, I can't help but the have the "boomin granny" tune in my head after reading this.... so is it safe to say that guys aren't into "the bored housewife" thing? As long as the threesome doesn't include the husband?

[icy manipulator]

a life long friend of mine who's the same age as me, 21, is going out with a lady who's 46, which is older than his mum, and also she has a son that a year older than him. fucking weird as shit

[zippo]

i feel like a farmgirl from the countryside when i hear about these types of crazy things

[zippo]

people in the big city have threesomes

[icy manipulator]

threesomes, foursomes and moresomes

[zippo]

i see the threesome-foursome type of people going for a lego cake, open type of alternative people

[icy manipulator]

well if you ever find these ppl please alert me

[Bob]

people in the big city have threesomes

it's true, when i first got here i immediately had about 4 threesomes

[tracky]

a life long friend of mine who's the same age as me, 21, is going out with a lady who's 46, which is older than his mum, and also she has a son that a year older than him. fucking weird as shit

I can't believe he told you about it :eek: I kept mine a secret ;) I told my best mate a few years after, when there was no chance of him ever discovering who it was

[icy manipulator]

I can't believe he told you about it :eek: I kept mine a secret ;) I told my best mate a few years after, when there was no chance of him ever discovering who it was
she's single, and doesn't care if anyone knows about it. even his parents know. i just wish he left out the stuff about body chocolate and viagra :(

[tracky]

wtf does a 21 year old need viagra for? :confused:

[icy manipulator]

to cancel out the limp dick effects you can get from e's

[tracky]

oh


that's what you get for taking drugs


*lights up pipe*

[icy manipulator]

that's right kids

*rolls up $20 bill*

*snorts*

[Bob]

i can't believe you guys do that shit to your body

*shot of whiskey*

pathetic

[SandyLove]

play it safe and say NO to drugs kids.....

tsk tsk tsk..... Even the thought of limp dick doesn't scare you off em' don't know what will!!

[zippo]

i dont think tracky was joking

[Bob]

and i am?

[zippo]

ooooh oooh

okok my bad

yeheeeea bob

*wink**wink*

[zippo]

then iceys the moron

[icy manipulator]

then iceys the moron
i dont take drugs













much :o

[zippo]

tracky and bob know how things go, theyve got things down, taking care of things when needed, and when they go home, they light up or take their shot of whisky, and theyre not fucking around

icey on the other hand, has lego cake for dinner

[jackrock]

icey on the other hand, has lego cake for dinner
And when he can't afford it he just eats regular lego.

[Gareth]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pamela_Rogers_Turner

[zippo]

and jackrocks like "icey! youll never be a well bred millionaire like me. The horse is in the shed,i want him cleaned for tomorrows forest cavalry ride"

[The Notorious LOL]

gotta clean the horse

[zippo]

just in time

[zorra_chiflada]

and jackrocks like "icey! youll never be a well bred millionaire like me. The horse is in the shed,i want him cleaned for tomorrows forest cavalry ride"

hahahaahha

[The Notorious LOL]

well I heard there was horses to be washed and I was all "count me the fuck in"

[jackrock]

well I heard there was horses to be washed and I was all "count me the fuck in"
Be gentle?

[The Notorious LOL]

dont question my horse washing techniques. Just sit back and watch me run shit.

[jackrock]

I trust you. And while your at it, could you check the temperature with your ARM please?

[zippo]

dont question my horse washing techniques. Just sit back and watch me run shit.

hahaha! "horse washing tecniques"?? you so crazy

[Tone Capone]

I'm thinking that kid from the night before was between 16 and 18 because there was a live band at the pub last night and they were letting 16 year olds in, they just couldn't drink. So I went to the pub last night wondering if there was going to be a scandal in the village and when I got there. The married couple and the kid that I didn't know (from the night before) were all hanging out together and laughing and all that, and when the husband would wonder off the kid and the wife would get all close again and when the husband came back (sometimes seeing them all close) they would kinda move away and laugh like they were joking around but it still wouldn't be a big deal... :confused:

After awhile that kid left and some other guys were like "I hate that guy" and I was wondering why but, didn't ask. The husband took off wandering around again and now some really short dude (not a kid) walks up and starts flirting with the wife and she's giving it back and then some of his friends go up to him like "no man, it isn't worth it" you know? So they drag him off. The pub closed and that couple left with a group of people. I left afterwards... I'm starting to wonder if the husband kinda knows what's going on?:confused: :confused:

[monkey]

two things:

a) gossipy bunch of fuckers, these pub crawlers you know.

b) why not go to a different place?

[Tone Capone]

two things:

a) gossipy bunch of fuckers, these pub crawlers you know.

b) why not go to a different place?

a) yeah I know

b) It's my local pub. The other pubs in town are boring. It's just a place to socialize within the village I guess and it reminds me of "Cheers" when I walk in everyone says "Hey Tony!" LOL! Anyway I think this shit is interesting... and strange.

[ericlee]

people in the big city have threesomes


people in the little country have threesomes with........sheep.