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skra75
09-24-2006, 11:43 AM
I think I met your doppleganger last night.
I swear she looked nearly identical to you.
I hit on her last night at a bar.
Nice chick.

Here's how the conversation went down:

me: Hey, I love your hat
heiress_doppleganger: I love your's more
me: No, I love yours more
heiress_doppleganger: what's your name?
me: (insert real name here) nice to meet you. what's yours?
heiress_doppleganger: izzy
me: yeah so that's a pretty wierd name. cool though, I've just never heard that before
heiress_doppleganger: wtf? *giggles and hits me* you live around here man?
me: sort of, I live down south of town by the water. nice place but it's along drive. How about you you go to school here?
(at this point her friends come and sit down, she introduces them all, cute)
me: nice to meet you guys (I called one of them a hippie for drinking wine and playing the table like a bongo drum)
heiress_doppleganger: *blushes* no, I graduated already. I'm flattered though, that you think I'm still in school. Thanks for the compliment
me: what year did you graduate?
heiress_doppleganger: 1997.
me: no way! me too! lol
me: so where are you from?
heiress_doppleganger: I'm from Maine. I'm just here for the night.
me: what are you doing here, just visiting these guys?
heiress_doppleganger: yeah, it's cool.
me: funny, you look Canadian. I would have pegged you as a Canadian, but I guess Maine is really close to Canada.
heiress_doppleganger: lol
me: what do you do up in Maine, fish, hunt mooses, that sort of thing?
heiress_doppleganger: I'm a bartender, but I"m also in Biochem
me: You mean you're a scientist?
heiress_doppleganger: technically, I guess. More of a lab assistant.

So, this went on for a while, I told them what I did for a living. She went over and played pool. I came back over and talked to her a bit more and invited her and her friends over to a different bar we were all going to. I think her friend liked me, she remembered my name and asked for a hug, so I gave it to her.

heiress_doppleganger didnt go to the next bar though. Oh well...

Still had a good night though, the comedy hi-jinks continued as the night went on.

jackrock
09-24-2006, 11:50 AM
Yeah right, I bet you copy and pasted? :D

The Notorious LOL
09-24-2006, 11:50 AM
I woulda been all "hey I know this girl who posts on an internet message board who looks just like you! Yes, its a message board for the Beastie Boys. I have nearly 3500 posts!"

yooooo
09-24-2006, 11:51 AM
hahahahahah

Ally Al
09-24-2006, 12:23 PM
I woulda been all "hey I know this girl who posts on an internet message board who looks just like you! Yes, its a message board for the Beastie Boys. I have nearly 3500 posts!"

LOL!!

immediate score, no doubt

HEIRESS
09-24-2006, 12:29 PM
the real me would have giggled way more and used the F-word in every sentence

!!

Tone Capone
09-24-2006, 12:50 PM
Aren't you two gonna fight?:confused:

skra75
09-24-2006, 03:34 PM
what? Heiress and the heiress_doppleganger? I sure hope so. I want ringside seats, and I've got money on the doppleganger in the 4th round.

jabumbo
09-24-2006, 03:38 PM
did you really say lol that much?

skra75
09-24-2006, 03:43 PM
no I actually laughed instead. Imagine me laughing when you read my lol's