View Full Version : hi! im in need of attention!
monkey
09-24-2006, 11:56 AM
helllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooes
i desperately need to feel beautiful. this is not a thread to make all you dorks tell me im a pretty girl. i want people in my life to tell me that. i want to turn back time, and have my family tell me that. i want to have my boyfriend tell me that im beautiful. you know what, it's not enough to feel sexually wanted. i need to feel like im not just this walking vagina with huge tits. im not just sex, im also a face and hair and eyes and lips and all that shit that makes people pretty.
but maybe im not. and im not sure how to deal with that.
interesting.
zorra_chiflada
09-24-2006, 11:58 AM
ooh ooh me too!
(pauli omg you're fuckin gorgeous, surriously)
Freebasser
09-24-2006, 12:00 PM
I have a 5 o' clock shadow all over my head.
The Notorious LOL
09-24-2006, 12:00 PM
better get that time machine, do that shit, and then this crappy thread wont exist.
Lex Diamonds
09-24-2006, 12:02 PM
this walking vagina with huge tits.
(y)
monkey
09-24-2006, 12:04 PM
I have a 5 o' clock shadow all over my head.
does it look like collin farrell's face?
b i o n i c
09-24-2006, 12:05 PM
i need to feel like im not just this walking vagina with huge tits. im not just sex, im also a face and hair and eyes and lips and all that shit that makes people pretty.
id like to feel im not this walking face with hair and eyes and lips all that shit that 'make people pretty'. some human mr potato head. a walking penis is funny at least
I'm not just a big butt and smile.
monkey
09-24-2006, 12:07 PM
id like to feel im not this walking face with hair and eyes and lips all that shit that 'make people pretty'. some human mr potato head. a walking penis is funny at least
does you penis walk?
b i o n i c
09-24-2006, 12:07 PM
walks, talks, smacks bubble gum bubbles all that shit
I'm not just a big butt and smile.
*rests coffee mug on smile*
so haya doin, shweethaht
The Notorious LOL
09-24-2006, 12:07 PM
threaten to cut off the sex, and your boyfriend will be on some "I wrote you a poem" shit.
zorra_chiflada
09-24-2006, 12:08 PM
go out to a club and have a bit of a boogie
i need to feel like im not just this walking vagina with huge tits.
Not to rain on your parade, but I don't think your tits are that huge.
monkey
09-24-2006, 12:12 PM
i should write destiny's child songs.
b i o n i c
09-24-2006, 12:13 PM
Not to rain on your parade, but I don't think your tits are that huge.
coming from the walking big butt :rolleyes:(y)
monkey
09-24-2006, 12:13 PM
Not to rain on your parade, but I don't think your tits are that huge.
oh im crushed. im gonna cry for days now. (perhaps theyre not huge to you, but to me? i used to have little b's till i was 20)
zorra_chiflada
09-24-2006, 12:13 PM
seriously, my advice rules LISTEN TO IT
oh im crushed. im gonna cry for days now.
I'm willing to give them a second look just to help you out. PM me a picture.
b i o n i c
09-24-2006, 12:16 PM
oh you guys - why dont you all just post naked pics of yourselves in comprimising positions and just vote it out
monkey
09-24-2006, 12:16 PM
seriously, my advice rules LISTEN TO IT
im squeezing into a black booty shaking skirt and barely existant shirt as i type. then im gonna go to whichever bar i can find with a jukebox and shake my (tiny) titties to paradise city. i know that then, at least two people will call me a hottie. wee!
I'm willing to give them a second look just to help you out. PM me a picture.
of course. just a sec! feel free to pass them around to prove my point as you fit.
b i o n i c
09-24-2006, 12:18 PM
wear an extra bra to leave hanging on the bull horns over the bar when you leave good and drunk
beastieangel01
09-24-2006, 12:33 PM
It's kind of nice to know you are attractive to the one you are with. Even if you are already dating, yeah, it's obvious they think so, but hearing it every so often is nice. And them not ONLY saying "nice tits/ass," but something in regards to your face.
I know you aren't fishing but you are gorgeous, miss.
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