On Sundays, I really hate living across the street from a church

[HEIRESS]

too much goddamn traffic and the continuous sound of car doors slamming

IM TRYING TO WATCH MOVIES AND INTERNET IN PEACE GODDAMMIT

[Bob]

just play some slayer really loud or something, drive them away

[The Notorious LOL]

put a sign on the door that says "out of bidness"

[Freebasser]

Hang your $30 underwear outside your front door with a piece of paper that says "the priest lent me these".

Watch that traffic dwindle.

[HEIRESS]

goinnn to the chapellll (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/HEIRESS/shat/church.jpg)

thats what I see when I look out my bedroom window, awesome si.

[HEIRESS]

Hang your $30 underwear outside your front door with a piece of paper that says "the priest lent me these".

Watch that traffic dwindle.

YES!

[Yorkshire~Rose]

In my student days i used to live in a house slap bang next door to a Jehovahs Witness kingdom hall.

Three times a week hundreds of them (well, quite a few) would come trundling in and out. They always dressed so smartly. And i was always so curious what they carried in their briefcases.

They always closed the curtains too once everyone was in there, spoiling my nosey fun.

[Bob]

In my student days i used to live in a house slap bang next door to a Jehovahs Witness kingdom hall.

Three times a week hundreds of them (well, quite a few) would come trundling in and out. They always dressed so smartly. And i was always so curious what they carried in their briefcases.

They always closed the curtains too once everyone was in there, spoiling my nosey fun.

if you would just answer the door i'm sure they'd be happy to show you

[Freebasser]

My next door neighbour is a Jehova's witness. I'm as puzzled about the briefcase thing as you are :confused:

[icy manipulator]

my parents live behind a chinese christian church so when i was there every sunday there was no way i could sleep in past 10 because of their bloody bells and singing.:mad:

[Bob]

my guess: bibles. just nothing but bibles

[Yorkshire~Rose]

My next door neighbour is a Jehova's witness. I'm as puzzled about the briefcase thing as you are :confused:

It probably contains a machete for sacrificing lambs.



(i'm only kidding any JW's out there. Please don't come to my house and beat me up with a rolled up Watchtower)

[monkey]

im CONVINCED the korean churches in qns are hiding out tons of illegal korean immigrants in their basements that they only let out one by one.

[TAL]

Only one church? I have one outside my bedroom window and another one outside my livingroom window.

[HOTWIFE]

too much goddamn traffic and the continuous sound of car doors slamming
IM TRYING TO WATCH MOVIES AND INTERNET IN PEACE GODDAMMIT
ahahaha

[skra75]

that mountain in the background of your yard looks neato, I bet I could throw a football over it.

[icy manipulator]

I bet I could throw a football over it.
hahahahaha, napoleon dynamite best

[TurdBerglar]

there's a baptist church down the street. those fuckers really like bass guitars and singing at the top of their lungs

[Bob]

you should nail a note to the door of the church outlining your grievances

[zorra_chiflada]

there's a church near us too, but they keep their christian, god-lovin', bible bashin' antics to themselves thank fuck.

[Kerrbear]

you should nail a note to the door of the church outlining your grievances

That is the funniest thing I have ever read.

[QueenAdrock]

I'm a good mile from the nearest church. And my apartment's pretty soundproof so I can't hear the cars outside. I'm pretty grateful for that.

[Bob]

That is the funniest thing I have ever read.

i was hoping someone would get it, thank you

[QueenAdrock]

bob, you nerd

[Bob]

if making martin luther jokes is nerdy, i don't wanna be cool

[QueenAdrock]

you know, that's a great t-shirt slogan

[paul jones]

I swear I hear church bells yesterday at 6 a.m.

the church is 2 miles away too