if you could interview the bboys...

[Frenchbgirl]

what would you ask them???

i was just wondering about that...like "what if i was a journalist, and my job was to interview the beastie boys???"
i don't even know what i'd ask them because i'd like to look cool and fun, and ask them stuffs they never been asked before...

anyway, just dreaming!:D

[Laver1969]

I'd ask Horovitz where the mashed potato sample came from.

[midzi]

I'd ask Horovitz where the mashed potato sample came from.

When I saw the title of the thread and then that you posted I knew before looking what your answer was :p

[MC Boulangerie]

Où sont les bonbons ? J'en veux !

[Laver1969]

When I saw the title of the thread and then that you posted I knew before looking what your answer was :p

Haha...well, we will have quite the BBMB representation at the benefit gig and HHHonors afterparty. So someone might get the chance. :)

[kleptomaniac]

oh my god, i found this in another thread...

my interview with yauch:

"hey yauch, what's up, my man?" :D
"how do you stay so goddamn sexy?"
"do you like the dress i'm wearing? i just bought it today and wore it
especially for you."
"can i run my fingers through your hair?"
"why haven't you called me?"
"wanna play mah jong?"
"boxers or briefs?"
^^"alright, show me."
"can i run my fingers through your hair one more time?"
"why won't you let me put my hand on your thigh...?"
"how long is your tongue?"
"can i touch your hair one more time? last one, i promise!!"
"thank you so much for your time. will i see you again? like...tomorrow at my house? wanna meet my parents? get married maybe? .....huh? you're gonna file a restraining order against me? but yauch!! i love you! wait, why are you leaving??!! COME BACK!!! YAUCH?!"

**end of interview**

i mean, thinking back on it now, i probably should've handled the situation more professionally...like wear a tie or something. yeah.

well, really, i'd LOVE to interview the beasties, but i'd probably get all choked up with tears...and every single question would come out like "d-d-d-d-d...huh? where am i again?"

*sighs*

i'd start out with "so where did you get your clothes?" or "how's things?"
they could direct the rest of the interview from there. :p

'cause they're three wild n' crazy guys! haha
wow, that'd be a lot of fun...

[paulb]

that is one fuckin creepy interview Klepto.

[jennyb]

I'd ask them how to get into this Etnies event on 10/21

[kleptomaniac]

that is one fuckin creepy interview Klepto.

thanks paul, may i interview you? :p

[b-grrrlie]

I've been giving some serious thought about what I would ask Yauch if he comes to the Stockholm Filmfestival here in November.
I just met a few people from the "crew" a few hours ago, but they said planning is still in babyclothes so they don't know which directors or actors or whatever are coming over to represent their movies.

[paulb]

thanks paul, may i interview you? :p


go ahead, ill try to answer those kinda questions the best i can, lol.

[SandyLove]

Hmmm....... I'd ask Adrock:
"How have you managed to avoid the paparazzi with those poster boy looks?"

I'd ask MCA:

How many times in a day do you have to tell women off the streets to stop bowing down to you?

I'd Ask Mike D:

No Honestly who were you really thinking about when you were writing boomin' granny?;)

[Chicka B]

Ok here's somethin I'm curious about. When they're performing do they see the audience as just a big crowd of people? Or do they see individual people, or both. And what about that person caught their eye? Were they dancin really goofy, did they have big hair, or what? And have they ever got distracted by anyone in the audience, because I bet some funny shit happens in there. I'd probably start crackin up and forget my line. :D

Another thing I'm curious about, since Yauch comes here sometimes and probably saw a few comments by girls off the board that love him *coughkleptocoughrazorbladekiss* does he ever try to distant himself from female fans? Or does he just get flattered and not think much of it.

[kleptomaniac]

Another thing I'm curious about, since Yauch comes here sometimes and probably saw a few comments by girls off the board that love him *coughkleptocoughrazorbladekiss* does he ever try to distant himself from female fans? Or does he just get flattered and not think much of it.

i hope he's flattered....otherwise that'd break my heart :(

[Laver1969]

I've been giving some serious thought about what I would ask Yauch if he comes to the Stockholm Filmfestival here in November.
I just met a few people from the "crew" a few hours ago, but they said planning is still in babyclothes so they don't know which directors or actors or whatever are coming over to represent their movies.

Ask Yauch how the old-school grafitti film is coming along? Have they started shooting yet?

You could also ask if AIFST lived up to the commercial (read: financial) success that thinkfilm and lionsgate had projected.

Is there any buzz of any *ahem* oscar nominations in the documentary categories?

[kleptomaniac]

Ask Yauch how the old-school grafitti film is coming along? Have they started shooting yet?

oh, that's a good one! yes, i'd want to know that...and anything concerning the new album....of course. (y)

for documentary, they should win best all-around, if there's such a thing :D

[ggirlballa]

theres way too many questions i would ask em....


































seriously i can't think of shit right now:confused:

[EastcoastJL]

What is the REAL story/inspiration behind the whole Paul's Boutique name and store?

Where exactly did you find some of those rare jazz/funk records that were sampled on CYH & Ill Comm?

What are your each of your top 5 favorite records?

Would you ever let fans put together the set list for one of your shows?

Mike D- Will you ever open another XLarge store in New York?

If you could've signed any artist on Grand Royal, who would it have been?

Is Mario C still involved with the Beastie Boys at all?

Horovitz- How about a BS200/Le Tigre collaboration?

[jennyb]

Damn yo, somebody line up an interview with EastcoastJL and them Beastie Boys STAT!

[b-grrrlie]

Ask Yauch how the old-school grafitti film is coming along? Have they started shooting yet?

You could also ask if AIFST lived up to the commercial (read: financial) success that thinkfilm and lionsgate had projected.

Is there any buzz of any *ahem* oscar nominations in the documentary categories?
Now those are good ones!
Gotta write them down just in case....

[Frenchbgirl]

Would you ever let fans put together the set list for one of your shows?



that would be so cool!!(y)

[Friis gal]

why did you have to shorten AIFST?

[discopants]

What your favourite Carry On film?

Why dont you collab with someone like Tom Verlaine?

Why cant I find albums by Marc Riley and the Creepers?

Have you ever been to Boundary Park?

Was Gary Kelly the most rockinest goalkeeper ever?

Do you think I'll ever get to bump nasty with Cameron from House?

Arent penguins the best animals in the world ever?

What your favourite kind of jam?

Why the fuck do companies like Cadbury's keep on making their products smaller, yet charge you mare? I got a Mars Bar last week and I was through it in minutes- a Mars should be a mountainous choccie bar.

Will be kung fu Sven Goran Erickson and be a hero to all English men.

When will World War 4 start? (America vs China) Pools panel says everyone to get roasted.

Did you mean for TT5B to be a bit shitty or what?

Which B Boy would make the best James Bond?

Is life shit or is it just me?

Should I buy a Patti Smith album later even though I cant afford it?

Is it an acceptable guilty pleasure to like Slade?

Why not rerelease PB with CD 2 as an instrumental version?

Was it always your intention to keep me away from being totally devoid of joy in life?

[discopants]

Bloody messageboard.

[steve-onpoint]

I would ask if any of them have a case of tinnitis from all that def music. And, if so, what do they do to prevent the condition from worsening? If they use earplugs, what brands might they endorse?

[SandyLove]

I would like know to which Beastie boy is singing the vocals for their song Twenty Questions with Miho Hatori on their Sounds of Science CD2.
Who ever it is has a nice voice!

[Justin]

I'd ask horovitz....where is the best pizza!?

and

id ask yauch and diamond what kind of music they are gonna play for their kids.

[bodhiguy]

I would ask Ad Rock, "Yo Adam, wut up with Sweet Lou?" :-) Sac Town in the house--home of the Mix Master !

[AndILoveMike!]

id ask yauch and diamond what kind of music they are gonna play for their kids.[/QUOTE]

Goood idea!