So when did your parents first realize you were having sex?

[Justin]

When did your parents first know for sure that you were having sex?

My parents didnt know (or at least have proof) that i was having sex until they came to visit me one weekend when i was in college and I had an empty trojan (large) condoms box laying on my dresser. My dad said something like.."you really shouldnt be leaving empty condom boxes laying around when your grandma is visiting with us."

[mickill]

When I asked if I could go on the pill.

[QueenAdrock]

Hahaha...well, my dad suspected I was when I actually wasn't. I told my mom I was planning on waiting for marriage, but then later when I went on B.C. she put two and two together and asked me "I thought you were waiting for marriage?..." and I just started giggling. She told me to grow up.

Everyone in my family found out about me and Brett, though. My kitty had died in early July and I was a total wreck and couldn't find my pills and I was crying and wailing about how I needed them, so my brother was like "Dude, if they're just for your period, you don't really need them." So I started crying even harder and was like "I DID IT TWO DAYS AGO! I NEED THEM!" and so he called my parents and was like "Diana's a mess. She can't find her birth control and she's upset because she might get pregnant if she can't get 'em."

HAHA. AWKWARD. :( (n)

[The Notorious LOL]

I like how you felt it necessary to clarify that these werent just regular old trojans but the LARGE SIZED!



they found out moments after i was born when the nurse slapped my ass and I squeezed her boob and we had sex

[hpdrifter]

My sister told.

[trailerprincess]

They have no clue as far as I am aware. They think I am the best catholic girl ever. hahahahahaha!

:angel:

[venusvenus123]

when i had my son

[bigblu89]

There was never really a set moment. I never had "the talk" with either parent.

I would hope that they know by now. You'd think the kid would give it away.

[monkey]

my mom asked. i told her. both my parents always said to me "we were your age not that long ago too" and they made an effort to relate. so it was easy to talk about sex and shit.

[camo]

sex? what's that then?

[zorra_chiflada]

my parents dont' even know sex exists

[Freebasser]

When I tied them up in their bedroom and said "say hello to Mr. Winky!"

[QueenAdrock]

You know, I wonder if Brett's mom knows. I don't think I could look her directly in the eye if she did. What, with the corruption of her son and all. :(

[Kid Presentable]

My parents were disappointed that I wasn't having sex.

[hitmonlee]

probably when i started letting the boys stay the night
but i dont know, maybe they suspected earlier.. or later *shrug*

[Rock]

When I asked my parents for some money for an abortion.

[Kid Presentable]

When I asked my parents for some money for an abortion.
AND THEN SPENT IT ON CONDOMS!! EXTRA LARGE!!

[Kid Presentable]

I tried to put a rubber on, like a solo pratice lap. Shit wouldn't go on, and I snuck out at night to drop it in the gutter.

[Nivvie]

When I left home at sixteen with live with my boyfriend.
My mother vented her sadness over this by painting mallards all over the bathroom walls. Two months later, they had sold my bed, just in case I got any ideas about coming back.

[The Notorious LOL]

anything duck related is a healthy coping mechanism

[Lex Diamonds]

Dunno probably this one time when I was in my room with this particularly horny lady and my mother heard us and came in, then the next morning parts of my bed had come apart from the shaking.

[zorra_chiflada]

padster, you haven't ever touched a boob

[Lex Diamonds]

I've probably touched more boobs than you've eaten hot meals.

[zorra_chiflada]

I've probably touched more boobs than you've eaten hot meals.

nuh uh.

[beastieangel01]

yeah pointing out that they were large sized is pretty amusing.

regardless, they figured it out once I started on birth control pills.

[kaiser soze]

when they walked in on me and my sister

[mickill]

Padster's not lying. His hot meals still come from a boob. HIS MOM'S!

[Lex Diamonds]

Padster's not lying. His hot meals still come from a boob. HIS MOM'S!
Actually your momma's boobs give me all the hot stuff I need LOL

[zorra_chiflada]

Padster's not lying. His hot meals still come from a boob. HIS MOM'S!

heh

[na§tee]

haha, i like that sly little "(large)", too. shyeah right!

oh, i don't know. i don't care. i've been with the same person for five years now so i'm pretty sure they know we're not just holding hands.

[TurdBerglar]

when did you realise your parents were still having sex?

[QueenAdrock]

I actually found out a few years ago, when I found rubbers in my dad's drawer.

And they expired 2007.(n)

[b i o n i c]

everyone knows married people dont do that

[TurdBerglar]

my parents aren't married :(

[b i o n i c]

we all know that head is just a trick women use to get a ring around their finger. all the comedians say it goes away after marriage, so it must be true

[B4BY 4NN]

We used to hear my mom have sex. It was gross. One day I guess it got real intense, and sounded as if she were crying. So I asked her what she was crying about, and she responded with something like "Oh, so-and-so and I were just wrestling." For a while, I had pictured in my mind that she and her significant other were in an actual wrestling ring -- wrestling.

I guess my mom found out when I told her... She was, um, SHOCKED I guess, but not horribly angry or telling me to pack my bags. She did force me to see my gyno the next day, however; which was a good, SENSIBLE thing to have done. My dad on the other hand found out one summer (5 years ago, maybe) when I had gone to his house and that week developed a bad-BAD UTI. I was also PMS'ing, and the pain from the UTI + feeling all depressed and gross made me cry like crazy and it somehow just came out "YEAH DAVID, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. I HAD SEX WITH HIM!" Ugh.. Not pretty.

[Lyman Zerga]

my mum lost her virginity with 15! means she is a bigger slut than me hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!


of course this is only a movie quote, i only forgot the "s..never would say such a thing


p.s. she had no sex in 19 years though

[HOTWIFE]

This is funny. My Mom knew right away (cuz I tell her everything), and since she tells me everything, I learned that my Dad asked her right before my wedding if I was on the pill in case my husband and I didn't want kids right away. Apparently he thought I was a virgin. At 22. He cracks me up.

[tracky]

My folks are still waiting with bated breath

[QueenAdrock]

What bothers me is a few of my friends thinking that their parents didn't think that they drank before 21, and that they still haven't had sex at age 23. Come on now, your parents aren't idiots. And I tell them OF COURSE your parents know you're bangin' people just like they knew you were lushes in college. You don't go to college and NOT drink beer, especially if you all of the sudden "become" an out-of-the-closet lush on your 21st birthday. You don't just become an experienced drinker over night, so they definitely knew on your 21st birthday at VERY least that you drank for a long time before.

I don't know why they're in denial.

[Justin]

I never tell my parents everything. My dad and grandfather were both alcoholics back in the day (both recovered now) so i dont feel right telling them i like to go out and drink every now and then.

[Kid Presentable]

Are a lot of Americans afraid of their parents, or do their parents prefer ignorance?

[Justin]

Ignorance. Mine just assumed that if they didnt bring it up they wouldnt have to deal with it.

[Dorothy Wood]

my mom was asking me about my boyfriend and something came up about a sunday morning soccer game I missed because I was sleeping in his room, and she said "you haven't had sex with him have you?!" and I was like, "uhh, noooo, I uh, I uh, what?" and she immediately started crying, "YOU HAVE! OH MY GOD! YOU HAVE!" and then started going on and on about how if I thought I was adult enough to have sex, I was adult enough to pay for college by myself and support myself. and I was like, "AHHH! WE ONLY DID IT ONCE!" (a lie), which sort of calmed her down.

she pretty much just keeps her questions to herself these days.

AS FOR MY FATHER, WE ARE ESTRANGED! LOL.

[Bob]

Apparently he thought I was a virgin. At 22. He cracks me up.


haha! ha...ha:(

[Yeti]

When my wife got pregnant.

[chrisd]

when i's stepped out my bedroom somking a bruyère and sporting a proper clover cloke looking like a nut cracker feelin like a butt cracker

[kate]

me and joe did it in my mom's basement, and i guess we turned all the lights off and forgot to turn them back on, so like the next day my mom goes "why are all the lights off downstairs? you and joe aren't having sex are you?" and i just blushed and walked away.

then a few hours later she wouldnt shut up with questions and stories like "so do you like sex? i always liked sex a lot, but your grandmother and sister didn't. i bet you take after me" blahblahewww

[trailerprincess]

I hate when parents want to share.

There's no need. Ever.

[Caribou]

My parents think I am a nice young lady who is too clever for liking dirty things like sex. Maybe it's because I've never shagged at home. I'd rather go to his place. More freedom to scream. (y)

[zorra_chiflada]

for me, i think it was when i was in an ambulance going to hospital (well no shit, where else would i be going, the mall?) anyway, yes. my dad was in there too, and the ambulance asked me if i was sexually active, when my dad was just there. i was like, dude. seriously. dude, not cool at all. couldn't you write a frickin note or tap it on my hand in morse code?

[b i o n i c]

my dad found a box of condoms and some cloves cigaretttes in my room. he was pissed about the cloves. and sorta high-five-ish about the rubbers. i was grounded for the smokes and didnt get to use the condoms for a little while. i tihnk they knew i was doing it before that though. you know, mom found some big boob nudie magazines in my room and when i introduced them to my big boobie high school girlfriend, they probably knew what i was going for

[b i o n i c]

no, hopscotch.

[zorra_chiflada]

lol big boobs

[b i o n i c]

yeah i know. they were though! its part of the story... sheesh!

[zorra_chiflada]

i find big boobs quite comical

[b i o n i c]

they can be quite comical, especially in the doggie style position, all tear-droppy and shit

[zorra_chiflada]

um

[b i o n i c]

when they're hanging i mean, ummm - smart ass.

they loook like droopy tear drops.

[b i o n i c]

oh you... you're such a card, cmute!

[Loppfessor]

When I was 15 I was dating this girl from work who was 18. She had a car and stuff and would always come pick me up for "dates". So one day before she arrived my mom sits me down and gives me a box of condoms and says "I'm not saying it's okay for you to be having sex but if you do I want you to protect yourself" to which I replied "Thanks Ma these things are expensive!" Then she cried a little and I went on my date....

[QueenAdrock]

Classy.

[b i o n i c]

When I was 15 I was dating this girl from work who was 18. She had a car and stuff and would always come pick me up for "dates". So one day before she arrived my mom sits me down and gives me a box of condoms and says "I'm not saying it's okay for you to be having sex but if you do I want you to protect yourself" to which I replied "Thanks Ma these things are expensive!" Then she cried a little and I went on my date....


3 years when you're 15 is a lot! damn yo.

i used to have 'dates' in the car, at this big old parking lot where lots of people were having 'dates'. we'd park, fog the windows, smoke a joint and hop into the back seat. now thats class.

[Loppfessor]

my mom was asking me about my boyfriend and something came up about a sunday morning soccer game I missed because I was sleeping in his room, and she said "you haven't had sex with him have you?!" and I was like, "uhh, noooo, I uh, I uh, what?" and she immediately started crying, "YOU HAVE! OH MY GOD! YOU HAVE!" and then started going on and on about how if I thought I was adult enough to have sex, I was adult enough to pay for college by myself and support myself. and I was like, "AHHH! WE ONLY DID IT ONCE!" (a lie), which sort of calmed her down.




LOL it's funny how parents will believe lies like that only cus they want to. My high school sweetie and I had been going at it for a while and I kept telling her she should get on the pill or something cus I hated condoms. She was all scared to tell her parents and such so we were stuck with the jimmy hats.

anyway one day her Dad, who had already threatened my life the very first time I met him walked in on us! She had bolted up the stairs to her room so he comes in on me naked on the couch lookin for my pants. He's like "Where's your clothes Rich?" I'm like "umm over there, and there....and there.." all he said was "I think it's time to go now" I threw on my pants and shirt stuffed my boxers in my pocket and ran out the house only to realize he was parked behind me in the driveway! So I had to go back in and ask him to let me out! I was sooo freakin scared cus he was a big dude, totally redneck and collected guns and knives. Nothing happened though.

Meanwhile I'm told my girl that at least now that they knew she could probably get some birth control. Well somehow she had managed to convince them that it was a one time thing and would never happen again....son of a bitch I was stuck with condoms the whole time we dated!

[b i o n i c]

my high school girlfriends dad used to 'joke' around saying, "oh ill be in the shed sharpening my axes if you kids need me". its safe to say he knew.

[Loppfessor]

^Dude for real, the first time I met this guy he walked in the door set down is lunchbox and said "Who the hell are you and why are you in my house" my girl who at the time was just a friend was like "Daddy knock it off that's Rich my new friend..." He's like "Oh yeah did Crystal tell you I collect guns and knives....c'mon" so we went down to the basement and he showed me is collection. At one point he took out this crazy hunting knife held it semi-close to my neck and was like "Ya see that good for skinnin' ya get me..."

Needless to say many months later when he walked in on us I seriously thought I was about to die