has anyone here ever shat into a sock and then hit someone in the face with it?

[zorra_chiflada]

i'd like to give it a try some day. sounds like fun.

or like, gone into a shoe store and done a shit in a boot?

[QueenAdrock]

What, you mean a Hot Karl?

Can't say I have.

[Kid Presentable]

A friend of mine used to shit into grocery bags and put them through the washing machine at house parties, on like a looooooong cycle.

[DipDipDive]

Isn't shitting in a boot next to self-actualization on Maslow's hierarchy of needs?

[b i o n i c]

its gotta be one of those hearty, solid shits so getcher fiber before you try this, kids!

i gotta say, ive never though of that, but vomitting into a plastic bag and whacking someone over the head with it could work. i want to do that to my boss right now. frankly, id rather just puke in her face

[Bob]

this thread is no place for maslow jokes, DDD

[Rock]

What, you mean a Hot Karl?

Can't say I have.
thats not a hot karl.

i haven't done that but i shit someones house when i was 14.

[DipDipDive]

this thread is no place for maslow jokes, DDD

I'm sorry. I'm just looking for love and belonging. :(

[The Notorious LOL]

I referenced maslow's heirarchy of needs at a community college class in 2000 and shortly thereafter I was regarded as the "go to" guy for shit no one else understood.

[Kid Presentable]

Does everybody's ass make the same noise as the shit breaks the threshold of the sphincter? That gassy harumph sounding fart that is something other than a fart? It's a real 'Chariots of Fire' moment.

[zorra_chiflada]

Does everybody's ass make the same noise as the shit breaks the threshold of the sphincter? That gassy harumph sounding fart that is something other than a fart? It's a real 'Chariots of Fire' moment.

oh man, you and joe would have the best conversation about this. (y)

[Kid Presentable]

Can you buy audio of people in the toilet? Like the people who made 'Crowd Noises 2', which featured "Percussive Clap-along" and "Post Encore Chit-Chat".

They could make a C.D with like, "Headphones on, So doesn't care who hears" and "Is actually trying to make it whistle".

[QueenAdrock]

thats not a hot karl.

i haven't done that but i shit someones house when i was 14.

Urban dictionary told me that's what a hot karl is, but that place is like wikipedia in that everyone can edit it.

So if that's not a hot karl, what's the right definition?

[DipDipDive]

So if that's not a hot karl, what's the right definition?

ahem. (http://www.kellie.de/pics/reginaldveljohnson.jpg)

[Lex Diamonds]

I wanna do the one where you shit in a brown paper bag and set fire to it on someone's doorstep then ring the bell and run away. If you do it early in the morning/late at night, there's a good chance they will come out in bare feet and stamp on the bag, covering themself and their doorway in your shit. And if they don't stamp on it, there's still the disgusting smell of burning shit in their house. (y)

[Rock]

I wanna do the one where you shit in a brown paper bag and set fire to it on someone's doorstep then ring the bell and run away. If you do it early in the morning/late at night, there's a good chance they will come out in bare feet and stamp on the bag, covering themself and their doorway in your shit. And if they don't stamp on it, there's still the disgusting smell of burning shit in their house. (y)
i think that was the only good part of Billy Madison.

[Rock]

Urban dictionary told me that's what a hot karl is, but that place is like wikipedia in that everyone can edit it.

So if that's not a hot karl, what's the right definition?
something about shitting on saran wrap i think.

[Kid Presentable]

My missus told me that shitting on a glass table top, while someone lays underneath it is called a 'butterfly'.

[Lex Diamonds]

i think that was the only good part of Billy Madison.
I haven't seen it. Is that the Adam Sandler film? Like his first movie or some shit wasn't it?

[Tzar]

A friend of mine used to shit into grocery bags and put them through the washing machine at house parties, on like a looooooong cycle.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA that is.... oh that's great.

[Tzar]

i think that was the only good part of Billy Madison.
word. as soon as i started reading gayster's post, i just thought "man, that ain't original at all"

[Kid Presentable]

He hates the smell of shit!

He called the shit poop!

[Tzar]

"who would you rather bone... meg ryan... or jack nicholson?"

[QueenAdrock]

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

[skra75]

What, you mean a Hot Karl?

Can't say I have.


Hot Karl is different