Chalk one up for the ladies...

[Loppfessor]

Cus when I dude walks around work asking if anyone knows where he can get some toilet paper for the Men's room it's pretty much the same thing as broadcasting to everyone "Hey I'm bout to take a shit at work!" When I girl does it I think people just assume she's going pee cus everyone knows pooping at work is gross...

[TurdBerglar]

what's so bad about getting paid to shit?

[Loppfessor]

Nah it's not that....I just don't like public toilets

[Loppfessor]

Umm that's even worse....the only time I ever whacked off in a toilet stall was in Basic Training when I came into the military. It was the only private time I had...still gross though although we had to keep those damn bathrooms freakin clean

[Loppfessor]

There you go. Men can say "I'm going to take a dump, I need something to wipe with!" Or "I was jacking off in the public bathroom at trainging camp and..." and not be embarrassed.

Advantage men.


LOL sorry just the way you say "training camp" like it's some sort of weekend getaway made me laugh.

[ericlee]

Umm that's even worse....the only time I ever whacked off in a toilet stall was in Basic Training when I came into the military. It was the only private time I had...still gross though although we had to keep those damn bathrooms freakin clean

Heh, my drill sergeant encouraged us to pull on it before we took b.r.m. He told us we would shoot much better with a clear conscience.

"You whores better whack your shit before you go on that range. But, don't be wasting my toilet paper to clean up your babies. Use a fucking sock. You sick bitches!!!"- Drill Sergeant Chenault

[QueenAdrock]

Nah it's not that....I just don't like public toilets


Me too, I only use them if I absolutely have to. Girls have to sit on (or hover over) the seats regardless of what they do and that's always (n)

[Lyman Zerga]

i cover the seats with toilet paper

yeah but im also only using public ones when im about to explode

[Loppfessor]

Yeah I always cover the seats too, I wish I lived closer to work though cus I just can't drive home every time I need to poop. Plus I hate when people walk in when I'm right in the middle of doing the deed. I know I don't like to hear that shit so I like have to take a commercial time out and wait for them to leave

[Lyman Zerga]

cant remember when i last shat in public

probably cause i never shibby!

i cant pee when i know someones in the same room, damn pee noises

i a, wait till people leave or b, if they wont fuck off i throw a ton of toilet paper in the toilet first but still try to pee as silent as possible


life would be shit and piss without the good ol toilet paper

[Dorothy Wood]

My bad. It does make me think of this...

"My doctor said I swallowed a lot of aggression, with a lot of pizza..."

STRIPES

hi5

[jabumbo]

i take a shit whenever and whereever my bladder tells me too