The Fair

[cosmo105]

we all know and love the disgusting foods there. i myself partake in the fried zuchinni and fried artichoke hearts. but the most ungodly thing i witnessed this year - more disgusting than fried oreos, fried twinkies on a stick, fried avocados, pork chop on a stick, or even mac and cheese and sausage on a stick -

fried chicken sandwich between two slices of crispy kreme donut.

two of my friends ate the whole thing and said it was delicious. i think i heard their arteries screaming.

[b i o n i c]

the fried dough with the powedered sugar on it. so crappy, but so good.

carnival sausages kick oily ass too.

[Rock]

the fried dough with the powedered sugar on it. so crappy, but so good.
Pizza Frites? that shit is dope...only if its made by an Italian grandma (preferably your own) and you use honey instead of powdered sugar. Thats my word...fo rizzeal!

[b i o n i c]

non mi ricordo del nome but those shits are good. the honey ones are good too, but honey's too expensive for fair food.

[Echewta]

Teacher says everytime an Oreo gets fried, an angel gets their wings.

[paul jones]

fried chicken sandwich between two slices of crispy kreme donut.

g.

that's just....wrong!

[Freebasser]

When I lived in Wolverhampton I had to walk past Wolves' ground whenever I went into town and on a match day that meant mobile hot dog wagons and vans.

You just know that the meat is reconstituted donkey vaginal skin and that the onions are really soggy toenail clippings, but fuck me does it ever smell and taste sooooooo good.

There's nothing like a football hotdog! *slurp* :P

[DIGI]

the fried dough with the powedered sugar on it. so crappy, but so good.



Funnelcake?

*barfs*

[Frenchbgirl]

i think i'm gonna throw up...

[Bob]

that reminds me of that episode of the boondocks, with the luther...it's like a gigantic burger with donuts instead of buns

when i worked at an amusement park, i worked for a while in a place that sold fried oreos. they didn't sell amazingly well, you'll be happy to know, most people bought them just as a curiosity. i never tried one myself, actually. it sounds interesting though. you just cover an oreo in batter and toss it in a deep frier. apparently it's all melty inside, even the cookie part. i kind of wish i had tried it now.

[Bob]

Funnelcake?

*barfs*

i think this must be a regional thing, everyone's got different names for this stuff.

where i'm from (connecticut) fried dough is this
http://www.mrsnewyorkamerica.com/fried%20dough.JPG

and funnel cake is this
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d9/Funnel_cake_20040821_172200_1.1655x1275.jpg/250px-Funnel_cake_20040821_172200_1.1655x1275.jpg

funnel cake is generally a little crispier, fried dough is very soft. funnel cake i could do without, but fried dough is great.

[beastieangel01]

oh my god I want to puke! gross! I can't even imagine that mixes well for the tastebuds, let alone the arteries.

At fairs I like chocolate covered bananas, and soft serve ice cream. Maybe a snocone.

[steve-onpoint]

I was at the York County Fair last weekend with my cousins. It's the oldest county fair in the country, so I was told.

I really didn't eat that much. I had a jerk chix wrap. It was not all that. But some of da rides was aight.

[paul jones]

the best fairs I remember were the ones where you ate candyfloss and played Track and Field on the arcade then going on the ghost train and laughing at the guy in the skeleton outfit who thought he was gonna scare you but you just laughed

[cosmo105]

i hate hate HATE funnel cake. the sight of it makes me convulse.

apparently my friend had some heart palpitations last night. (y)

[Planetary]

the fair's i remember were when you get ripped off by scallies and poorly contructed rides designed to make your wallet fall out of your pocket.

[skra75]

fried chicken sandwich between two slices of crispy kreme donut.

that sounds fucking delicious actually.

[cosmo105]

you could get it drenched in honey too.

[skra75]

glorious.
that'd be like a big, huge Chicken McNugget from the 80's. I used to enjoy the "honey" at McDonalds quite a bit when I was a yout.

[Bob]

goddamn. my chest hurts just thinking about eating something like that :x

[skra75]

i'm from (connecticut) fried dough is this
http://www.mrsnewyorkamerica.com/fried%20dough.JPG

They call those Elephant Ears in the midwest. Yummmmmmmm.

[DipDipDive]

I went to an amusement park a few months ago for the first time in years and all I fucking wanted was a corn dog. There were none to be found. I ended up leaving that joint pissed off. That could've been attributed to the shitty caricature Nick and I had done, or the fact that I puked after the last ride we went on. I'm sure the corndog situation didn't help, though.

[DipDipDive]

OH OH! Has anyone had them shits at the fair that are sorta like potato chips, but they're freshly fried and it's essentially a whole potato cut thin in one long, twisty strip? I say goddamn. That shit makes me feel sort of excited in my girly bits.

[Bob]

OH OH! Has anyone had them shits at the fair that are sorta like potato chips, but they're freshly fried and it's essentially a whole potato cut thin in one long, twisty strip? I say goddamn. That shit makes me feel sort of excited in my girly bits.

soooo....

your shit comes out fried, long, and twisty...and it makes you excited

you are one weird mamma jamma

[DipDipDive]

Don't you go acting like you don't like it when I talk dirty.

[Bob]

you get my heart racin like i just ate a donut burger

[DipDipDive]

omg (http://cdn.aim.com/i/6-Kissing.gif)