Chewbacca vs. Bigfoot, who would win?

[Loppfessor]

Please help settle this arguement once and for all.....keep in mind it's a hand to hand or paw to paw battle no weapons allowed. Cast your votes please! You can also include your reasons why...

[Drederick Tatum]

edit. right no weapons...

[kleptomaniac]

bigfoot would win. reason: DUH!

:rolleyes:

[korn_phr33k]

this is a tough one, chewbacca seems he would b a little smarter, but Bigfoot would probly just have more, you know, animal instincs if that makes any sense.

so bigfoot is my choice.

but you also didnt say where this battle might take place.....home field advantage.....

[Loppfessor]

but you also didnt say where this battle might take place.....home field advantage.....

Interesting point...I hadn't really thought of that. Isn't Chewbacca's home planet a dense forest type place like the Ewoks or what? That's pretty similar to Bigfoot's habitat. I'm picturing a forest in the Pacific Northwest. I still think Chewie wins based on brains and brute strenght. Just cus he's somewhat more civilized I still thing he has those killer wookie animal instincts.

[kaiser soze]

Chewbacca because he's real

[Loppfessor]

Well you guys keep the answers coming....my bro and I have been debating this for days now. I'm going to watch some Monday Night Football

[Bob]

bigfoot has terrible posture, no way he'd be any good in a fight

[korn_phr33k]

Interesting point...I hadn't really thought of that. Isn't Chewbacca's home planet a dense forest type place like the Ewoks or what? That's pretty similar to Bigfoot's habitat. I'm picturing a forest in the Pacific Northwest. I still think Chewie wins based on brains and brute strenght. Just cus he's somewhat more civilized I still thing he has those killer wookie animal instincts.

yeah i forgot about that. the first thing i thought of when i saw chewbacca was space ships and living in buildings on other palnets.

[ggirlballa]

chewbacca is smarter cuz he knows how to fix space ships & such(y)

big foot only knows how to be in beef jerky commercials

[Monsieur Decuts]

Bigfoot wins by a huge margin. Real wookies don't cry.

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

Bigfoot definantley. He's wild. Chewy may have a gun, but he's a big softie. we all know that.

[fucktopgirl]

neither win cuz they will just GET iT ON.

That right, they will suck each other dick.

[Documad]

I think that Chewbacca got soft. He's used to using guns. He might not be so good in hand on hand combat.

On the other hand, I think that Bigfoot is a scaredy cat. He's always running away.

So I guess it's advantage Chewbacca after all.

[korn_phr33k]

neither win cuz they will just GET iT ON.

That right, they will suck each other dick.

yeah.........no.

[Helvete]

Chewie would win, because Big Foot is just some idiot dressed up in a furry suit.

[Lyman Zerga]

neither win cuz they will just GET iT ON.

That right, they will suck each other dick.


i thought they both were nothing but big hairy pussies

[fucktopgirl]

i thought they both were nothing but big hairy pussies

Or that, i guess it depend on your fantasm!:D

[ericlee]

with the proper usage of his vacation fat such as putting his weight in his punches, Echewta would hand Bigfoot's ass to him.

[kleptomaniac]

more people vote for sasquatch dammit

[Loppfessor]

with the proper usage of his vacation fat such as putting his weight in his punches, Echewta would hand Bigfoot's ass to him.


Damnit man this is a serious scientific poll with crucial home bragging right implications. I will not have you whoring it up with nonesense!

[ggirlballa]

more people vote for sasquatch dammit

sasquatch is different from Big Foot! imo

sasquatch is down with the b-boys...big foot is NOT...

**realizes** wait its sasquatch in the Beef Jerky commercials not big foot!:eek:

[ericlee]

Damnit man this is a serious scientific poll with crucial home bragging right implications. I will not have you whoring it up with nonesense!

Oh, my bad. I didn't even read the poll options. I was just assuming since it was a poll, Echewta was on it.

Of course, Chewbacca would win. He's tactical and he's trained. We've seen him kick ass before. Have we seen bigfoot ever kick ass? No, he just walks through the woods like a retard.

EDIT: Fuck, I voted for Bigfoot

[Loppfessor]

EDIT: Fuck, I voted for Bigfoot


That's it! You've foiled my poll for the last time! Pack up you desk cus you're fucking fired!!!

[Chicka B]

I vote bigfoot, because yeah we all know chewbacca's smart, but bigfoot would knock his ass back in outerspace before he even had time to think so hah.

[ggirlballa]

i voted for chewbacca cuz he told me too & cuz his space gun is pointed to my head...

help me

[Loppfessor]

bump....c'mon people I need more votes otherwise this arguement is going to go on FOR-EV-ER

[TurdBerglar]

thoe beef jerky commercials are funny

[befsquire]

chewbacca doesn't back down from shit.

[QueenAdrock]

Seeing as how I've never seen any of the Star Wars all the way through, I'm gonna have to go with Bigfoot.


*waits for nerd onslaught of verbal abuse for not seeing Star Wars*

[Loppfessor]

Seeing as how I've never seen any of the Star Wars all the way through, I'm gonna have to go with Bigfoot.


*waits for nerd onslaught of verbal abuse for not seeing Star Wars*


There really is no excuse for being an uneducated voter

[icy manipulator]

i fucking hate star wars so i voted for Bigfoot

[instigator7022]

Seeing as how I've never seen any of the Star Wars all the way through, I'm gonna have to go with Bigfoot.


*waits for nerd onslaught of verbal abuse for not seeing Star Wars*
i never saw any star wars movies...ever isaw the beginning of episode 1 thats it.

[Loppfessor]

Look people this is not a debate about if star wars is cool or not or if you've ever seen it, it's a very legit question that needs to be answered!

[Helvete]

Fuck Echewta, he's a stupid old man who is given far too much credit at this place.

[icy manipulator]

helvete knows too much about pomgolia to be echewta or an american

[Helvete]

WTF mate, all I ever said was that Scotland isn't England, mate. Gotta go and put another prawn on the barbie, mate.

[instigator7022]

BIGFOOT WOULD WIN BECUASE HE POSESSES THE PRIMAL RAGE!

CHEWBACCA IS WEAK BECAUSE HE HAS RELIED TOO HEAVILY ON WEAPONS! HE HAS NO JUDO SKILLS!

[Helvete]

Come on you guys, Bigfoot is a random lost ape who grew a bit big. Chewie is smart and would just chop Bigfoot in the throat and it would be game over.

[zorra_chiflada]

why am i not on this poll?

[beastieangel01]

CHEWIE, by a long shot, man. That guy will rip your arms off. Sure, bigfoot might too, but then chewie has an edge. The bowcaster.

[Loppfessor]

why am i not on this poll?


You can get on my pole if you want....

[zorra_chiflada]

You can get on my pole if you want....

yes, i really don't think that you would want that, seeing as i am in the same category as chewbacca and bigfoot

[Loppfessor]

yes, i really don't think that you would want that, seeing as i am in the same category as chewbacca and bigfoot


Oooh keep talkin girl tell me about how clogged up your shower drain gets every day...

[zorra_chiflada]

Oooh keep talkin girl tell me about how clogged up your shower drain gets every day...

and the highest the showerhead goes is parallel to my bellybutton :(

[Freebasser]

Han Solo would distract the referee while Chewbacca hit Bigfoot with a metal chair.

[na§tee]

awesome (http://chensational.blogspot.com/2006/07/my-project-puppetcom-chewbacca.html).

[Audio.]

remeber that chewie has hist butt raping bow caster on his side.:)

[Lex Diamonds]

CAN'T YOU MORONS READ?
NO WEAPONS, ASSHOLES!

Chewbacca would kick his ass anyway.

[Audio.]

awesome (http://chensational.blogspot.com/2006/07/my-project-puppetcom-chewbacca.html).
lol adorable

[Loppfessor]

lol adorable

yeah right...puppets are creepy