I had a very long and complicated dream about Bob last night

[Dorothy Wood]

I tried to remember it so I could transcribe it here, but now I forgot what happened.

so you all should make stuff up about it. maybe some of it will jog my memory. I'm going to work now, so you have all day.

thanks!

[zorra_chiflada]

cool


wait, no what the fuck?! not cool

[mickill]

Bob doesn't seem like the complicated or the long type.

[Bob]

more complicated than you are

[The Notorious LOL]

I dream about Bob all the time but I dont come here and gloat about it.

[mickill]

more complicated than you are
Prove it. Be complicated. Now.

[Lex Diamonds]

I dream about Bob all the time but I dont come here and gloat about it.
lol @ gloat

[Bob]

Prove it. Be complicated. Now.

i just fuckin did, jesus

the fact that you didn't notice only proves how complicated i am

[mickill]

My post obviously went right over your head then, Mr Complicated.

[paul jones]

I tried to remember it so I could transcribe it here, but now I forgot what happened.

so you all should make stuff up about it. maybe some of it will jog my memory. I'm going to work now, so you have all day.

thanks!

I had a dream about you a month or so back

Bob has yet to appear in one of my dreams yet but then the demand is very high I suspect being that he keeps getting booked for BBMB women's dreams

[cosmo105]

why'd you have to go and make so much mashed potatoes?

[Bob]

My post obviously went right over your head then, Mr Complicated.

or maybe i just wanted you to think that

[mickill]

or maybe i just wanted you to think that
Or maybe you're just confusing confusion with complexity. Because there wasn't anything in my post that should have gone over your head, even if you weren't complicated. Which you aren't.

[Bob]

or maybe i'm so complicated that i found a way to not understand levels of meaning that you didn't even know your post had

[mickill]

So you're saying you're a simplified version of complicated. Like a user-friendly complicated. You're like complicated for dummies.

[Bob]

it's not that simple, actually

[mickill]

Right, it's probably more simple.

[Lex Diamonds]

Get a room, you two. You're worse than Elton and Liberace.

[chrisd]

baby moosies flying a big sled

santa claus goes on oprah

it's all good

wools all the sweater now in the hood

[Bob]

in fact it's so simple that it circles back around and becomes complicated again (this won't make sense unless you're complicated, like me)

[paul jones]

Get a room, you two. You're worse than Elton and Liberace.

Ben Elton ?

[mickill]

Big surprise. The Padtser just rode into this thread on his purple unicorn cracking the gay jokes again. OH. JOY.

[Lex Diamonds]

Big surprise. The Padtser just rode into this thread on his purple unicorn cracking the gay jokes again. OH. JOY.
Sorry man, I don't ride the huge purple horned beast. But good luck with that. (y)

[mickill]

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[Dorothy Wood]

you people aren't very creative. you had all day! and this is what you came up with?!

you're all fired!

[mickill]

Or maaaybe you just didn't get it.

[Bob]

ooooohhhh we got her good, mickill

[Dorothy Wood]

well, I think you guys need to learn how to follow directions! it's an important skill to have okay!

[Echewta]

maybe you had a dream that Bob was a captain who commanded a tank that he drove around Chicago as a tourist gig. Tourist would be able to sit on the turret for the basic fee or ride the barrel for a few dollars more. Maybe you paid a few dollars more but didn't quite have enough so Bob took an IOU that you wrote with the yolk of an egg (that you happened to have in your purse) on the front of TPK's math homework. You enjoyed riding Bob's turret but realized that TPK needed that math homework in order for the board to be up for another three months. You know that if TPK doesn't keep his grades up then his parent(s) or legal guardian(s) will ground him from the board until he can get back up to par. And forget about Minton having a clue about what to do with the board. So you rushed to a bar to meet some generic skinny mop head that you can easily fall in love with who asks to buy you a beer but you ask for the money instead. Luckily, you are a magnet to these guys and you quickly get enough scratch to go and pay Bob the rest of the money you owe him to get the IOU back. Bob happened to be chaining his tank to a street sign since he was done giving rides so you caught him just in time and gave him the rest of the money. Bob said good bye and rollerbladed back to his teepee while you smiled and looked at TPKs homework. Suddenly, you realized that there was yolk all over his homework so it was ruined and then you realized that the egg was for your starving roommate who could only eat eggs that stayed in a purse for over 4 hours, which this egg was, untill you used it to write Bob. Without anymore money and with no bar insite and it being dinner time, you were screwed to try and get an egg for your roommate. Then you woke up.

[Dorothy Wood]

see there, echewta follows directions. *gold star*

[Echewta]

*beams*

[Lex Diamonds]

So have you remembered what it was about yet? If not you suck.

[afronaut]

THIRTY-FOURTH!

[Dorothy Wood]

there was a leaky roof and we were wrapped in towels. a girl came to the door, and everything was pretty awkward. it was in boston. we watched the facts of life and drank glasses of ice water.

[paul jones]

I had a dream that Echewta was in the latest Welch's grape fruit juice drink ads