A Knight's Tale

[mickill]

I wonder whycome nobody hasn't made a thread about this movie ever yet.

[ET]

Because Heath Ledger is a homo.

[mickill]

Nah, he just plays one from time to time. This movie was superb.

[zorra_chiflada]

are you making fun of me?

[ET]

Yeah it was a pretty good movie. A lot better than I had expected it to be anyway. It holds up pretty well. Unlike Dungeons and Dragons. Hahaha.

10 Things I Hate About You was pretty bad though. That's the only reason I call him the poor man's Orlando Bloom.

[Nivvie]

Yesterday I watched Beverley Hills Cop 1, 2 and 3, all one after another.
Now those are class films.:D

[zorra_chiflada]

Yeah it was a pretty good movie. A lot better than I had expected it to be anyway. It holds up pretty well. Unlike Dungeons and Dragons. Hahaha.

10 Things I Hate About You was pretty bad though. That's the only reason I call him the poor man's Orlando Bloom.

he used to be in a show called "sweat" about young australian athletes at the institute of sports. he played a gay cyclist. i had a crush on him.

[mickill]

Isn't Orlando Bloom sorta like his own poor man?

Lisa Schwarzbaum from Entertainment Weekly said:

This is history made smaller than life, Middle Ages pageantry interpreted for stadium spectators with limited attention spans from the age of Whasssup? ads and foam rubber fingers that scream 'We're Number One!'

See? She gets it!(y)

[Freebasser]

he used to be in a show called "sweat" about young australian athletes at the institute of sports. he played a gay cyclist. i had a crush on him.


Haha, you're gay.

[Nivvie]

he used to be in a show called "sweat" about young australian athletes at the institute of sports. he played a gay cyclist. i had a crush on him.


I read somewhere that he gets 'boooooed' when he goes back to Australia, is there some reason behond that?

[zorra_chiflada]

I read somewhere that he gets 'boooooed' when he goes back to Australia, is there some reason behond that?

cos australians hate poofters? i dunno

[ET]

Isn't Orlando Bloom sorta like his own poor man?

Yeah that's why it's such a good burn. :cool: OH SNAPPLEZ!

They should have had foam rubber fingers in there. With THATCHER 3:16 on them.

[Nuzzolese]

This movie is so cute and I love the clothes.

[beastiegirrl101]

hot.
http://imdb.com/gallery/hh/0815370/HH/0815370/iid_948572.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Sossamon,%20Shannyn

[Nuzzolese]

Why does she always look slightly oily?

[beastiegirrl101]

her hair or face?

[voltanapricot]

I haven't seen the movie. I don't even think it's the most entertaining of all of The Canterbury Tales. I think I might pick up the movie though because I fancy Rufus Sewell (http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0183790/Ss/0183790/kt_CT5788.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Sewell,%20Rufus) as medieval crumpet. Oh and because all of you say it's good, of course.

[mickill]

You HAVE to see it to believe it, Clo!

There are several reasons why I think this movie rocks ass:

1) Paul Bettany really makes Chaucer his own.

2) The soundtrack, which features songs by groups such as Thin Lizzy, Queen, BTO and other bands from the era, really rocks ass. It allows the audience to really experience what it must have been like growing up in England in the '70s.

3) Shannyn Sossamon is quite hot.

4) It rocks ass.

[na§tee]

my ex-flatmate watched this while extremely stoned on her parent's projector and was super freaked out. MODERN MUSIC PLUS HISTORIC SETTING WTF IS HAPPENING ARRGHHHH?!????!!!

[Drederick Tatum]

Yeah it was a pretty good movie. A lot better than I had expected it to be anyway. It holds up pretty well. Unlike Dungeons and Dragons. Hahaha.

10 Things I Hate About You was pretty bad though. That's the only reason I call him the poor man's Orlando Bloom.

you'd love the remake of Ned Kelly. Ledger AND Bloom together.


...seriously though, don't see that shit. Ledger makes Ned Kelly into some kind of retard.

[Audio.]

hot.
http://imdb.com/gallery/hh/0815370/HH/0815370/iid_948572.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Sossamon,%20Shannyn
amen to that. She is just great in the film for starters. I like her in that gap commercial she did.

[b-grrrlie]

I remember once going to a pre-screening of something and this one came on. I thought it must be a trailer for something new, but then it just continued.... I enjoyed the movie enormously (hadn't heard a word of it before hand) and since then had on/off crushes on Heath. It turned out I had gone to the wrong screening, I should'a been there two hours earlier, but no-one noticed. I think the free goody bag everybody got should've been a give-away, Filmfestival never does that...

[mickill]

^ You lucked out.

Shannyn Sossamon deserves to be my wife. Not to replace my existing wife, because I love her dearly, but just as sort of a side wife, or a back-up wife. She could be my contingency wife.

[chrisd]

a knight met a slave on medieval strip

the slave had a shit and made the knight slip

that ruined his night cause he was out on a date

now he stunk of pauper stew and the slave jumped the gate

that's just how it goes when you flauntin your silver

gold and whatever has you

now you's a has been, you eurotrash fool

[discopants]

10 Things I Hate About You was pretty bad though. That's the only reason I call him the poor man's Orlando Bloom.

:D , thats one of the best put downs I've ever heard, its like being called a poor mans Les Dennis.

P.S. Jesus is English.

[Planetary]

my ex-girlfriend fancied heath ledger too. what's the deal? i'd never heard of him till she told me about him.

[trailerprincess]

Paul Bettany completely steals every scene.

[icy manipulator]

Two Hands is still his best movie

[beastieangel01]

I only like it for Paul Bettany as Chaucer.

p.s. I totally got ET to use "oh snapple," even if he did tack on the Z ;)

[instigator7022]

Why does she always look slightly oily?

Call it dewey...


Heath is an amazing young man to look at. I like when he has the hobo beard.

[beastieangel01]

am I the only woman that doesn't find Heath attractive?

he's weird looking. And has a bad hairline. It bothers me.

[mickill]

I don't find Heath attractive.

[beastieangel01]

oh I didn't know you had a vagina, mickill

[mickill]

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that this was a vagina-only discussion.

Hmmm, I thought that Instigator was a dude for some reason.

[beastieangel01]

I just included "am I the only woman" in the first part of my question. So your response could have been an implication that you had a vagina ;)

[instigator7022]

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that this was a vagina-only discussion.

Hmmm, I thought that Instigator was a dude for some reason.

IM A GIRL!! I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A GIRL!!


geez about two years on this board...

[mickill]

^Oh. Cool. I thought you were a boy for some reason. Welcome.

Anyway, I am man enough to admit that I do not in fact have a vagina.